Nigal is back!

“Nigal- I would like to take a closer look at your Pole..

Not sure I understand what that means.
Are you into Christ? the anti-Christ? ...or Buddhism, like me?
Ü”

“Nimrod, I would say Messianic B'nai Noach fits me best.”

“Is that a foreign jacket or somethin'?”

“that's what you think..

Ice Tea is a woman!!”

“oops, slipped into my old self there for a moment..”

“And I am posting on the wrong thead! Dammit!

(see what happens when you go to work, screws you all up)”

“I wish Derty Darrel was bak to. I wold like to ressel him up reel good and bite his stinky butt!

But no. He is a STINKY CHIKEN BUTT! He wont ressel me cuz he is TO SKEERD! SKEERD STINKY CHIKEN BUTT DOODOO HED!
Grrrrrrrr!
(o;3”

“Yes, please explain your philosophy in 20 words or less (be brief, I am on my lunch hour). Why do You think You should be the Messiah?


'religion is the opiate of the masses'”

“Did you all miss me?

Is it true that Spock has been banned?”

“When did you move to Oregon? And why?”

“I'm still in denial!”

“TROLL! I speak to Nigal regularly and can assure you that he is NOT back.”

“I don't have time for this man! I gotta cock fight to think about!”

“Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Nigal's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back. guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

I created a monster, 'cos nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Nigal
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Nigal, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
Hey, you waited this long to stop debating
'Cos I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready, 'cos this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, you Debbie

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "#&%!$"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the airwaves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I'm back fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter into
The front of your skin like a splinter
The centre of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed Stan me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just give me a signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes man it just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me”

“We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
he must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a fist of steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
He must be happy in his world

Nigel is nice spoken and he loves to speak
And he likes to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his world
Nigel is happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
he must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him



Making Plans For Nigel
(XTC)”

“Where ya been Nigal?”

“nLgal is such a loser.







But Nigal is awesome and I wish he really would come back.”

“I hiked with Nigal in the Sierras...cool dude. I really admire his Gumby impersonation.

Hope he comes back here some day.”

“I been posting over at backsnacker.com. Dang, that buncha whinney babies couldn't hike their way out a dry paper sack! They’d just roll right over and cry and wet their pants! Heehee!”

“Old Nigole was a merry old soul,
But someone made him mad.
Just about the time he left,
In comes CMB, the Pimp Dad!”

“Nigal, if you had only taken up the one true faith, we would have let you stay. But, you just couldn't bring yourself to worship gear, so we banned you the way we should BAN VIOLIN!!!!”

“LMAO kleetn!”