Better than Sex

“To be sure, pekka (J. Edgar Hoover broadsides, notwithstanding).

Amen, Phil.”

“My wife....I think I'll keep her.”

“Tea, that's funny--what you said about using a ziplock bag

directly related to backpacking, no?

So why do backpackers put everything in ziplock baggies...”

“why do we put everything in zip lock bags?.. this is a trick question right?.. :)

we put everything in zip lock bags to be more organized..and to protect the contents against calamity and mother nature.”

“Hunting!!!!! not quite as orgasmic but just as invigorating. Nothing like ambushing some innocent deer in the early morning light riddled fog. TWANG........THWACK.

You'll never forget your 1st or those that followed when it comes to hunting but when it comes to sex can you really say the same thing?”

“What Phil said...vs.

what Tea heard...blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, adult, blah, blah, blah, that can grow..

great, now he's gonna run out and get a prostitute”

“Phil- I don't mind if you speak for me

Men have been doing that to me for years

(funny thing is, I'm smarter than a lot of them..)”

“You Do run a nuclear power plant Biz”

“New gear?”

“I'll second that.”

“So, Ice Tea walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey kid, you can't come in here." Tea says, "cut me a brake, I just had my first blue johb!" Bartender says, "well, in that case let me buy you a beer!" Tea says, "better meck that a berbin, I don't think bear will wash the tast out of my mowth.!"”

“Hunting is like masterbation. It is fun until you are finished and then you have a mess on your hands.”

“Dr. Jim's New Sex Words

Splintercourse - The sexual act in an outdoor setting. (e.g., "I enjoyed having splintercourse with you on the picnic table at the Mile marker 189 Rest Stop.")


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“picnic table sex rules!”

“...except for that wood-grain pattern on your butt...”

“Except for that rotten potato salad and sticky KoolAid spot in your hair.”

“If you're the one standing up, then all of that is your partner's problem!”

“Belive me, it ALWAYS becomes YOUR problem too.”

“point taken ;-)”

“I remember sex, but I've forgotten who gets tied up.”

“Ldhiker, Sarabelle gets tied up....gross. heh heh”

“Wow, being married really does have advantages. GRIN”

“and a great number of disadvantages too - not enough time to hike being foremost imo”

“It took almost forever to read all of those posts above
there`s only one thing better than sex, it`s true love
and if you should want to find lasting happiness there is but one key
you have to find the right one to show you love like it`s supposed to be
I`ve seen it in her eyes and felt it in her lips and arms I dare say
I was excited and on edge always with her, she took my breath away”

“Better than sex? hmmmmmmmmm........ errrrrrrrrrrr....... uhhhhhhhhhh........welllllllllll........... hmmmmmmm”

“I prefer a boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam

%^)”

“I'm a citizens for boysenberry jam fan”

“what does sex have to do with jam, Tilt?”

“After long and strenuous thought I cannot think of anything better than sex,many close seconds but none can knock the reigning champ froms its title-holding position!”

“I said position..he he he!”

“Nothing.”

“Hey Hog..take yer wife with ya, dude, than you can have the best of both worlds!! Sex and hiking!”

“I was just thinking I'd rather have boysenberry jam than rotten potato salad, if I had a choice...

And removing it would be so much more fun... "Look Ma! No hands!"

On second thought, forget the "Look Ma" part.”

“Did someone say sex!?

Um...hum..la la la...thinking hard here....ok, now getting a visual....oh oh my...oh gosh....oh my gosh....oh......oh.....aah! No way...nothing better!”

“The winner on last night's "Weakest Link" said that winning was better than sex. He apparently isn't doing it right.”

“TX - not an option - you see I took up hiking to help with the depression after the divorce - it was one of the few things I could afford to do.”