Better than Sex

“What's better than sex?

1. Making people laugh

2. Finding a rare indian arrowhead on the trail..”

“3. Sex, with a partner.”

“Either you don't know how to have sex or I don't know how to make people laugh and find arrowheads because they don't compare.”

“Can't you make people laugh and look for arrowheads WHILE having sex? You don't have to choose.”

“amen, running girl.”

“i heard that bacpac makes the girl laugh right BEFORE sex.

hmmm...”

“Come on let's be serious

Our minds don't always work in warped in tweested ways DO THEY?”

“yes.”

“Popping the tailgate on the back of the truck, watching the sun set over Angel's Gate with cold beer and good friends

MP, you just got back from GC, what's better than sex?”

“come on ya'll I am still at work here”

“Biz, just how long has it been?”

“he he he”

“Ok, I'll play....

Lying in a tent, close enough to a stream that you can hear it. The full moon shining through the trees and casting shadows through the woods. Cool night (about 45 degrees), the rainfly off so you can see all the moon and shadows moving through the woods. Owl in the distance and an occasional coyote singing.........

Your right after 10 miles or so this would be better than sex.”

“Sex with the same species. hee hee”

“I can think of other things that make me feel good like helping someone who really needs help like the elderly in my bldg, doing a great hike with my husband, riding my motorcycle, but I don't think anything is better than sex.”

“..for Three More Hours :P

SO, I'm listening”

“What do you do Biz?”

“Just caught up in the moment and full out going to town
nothing else in the world matters when you`re throwing down
some of my better moments started off like this
just the slip of a tongue and the brush of a kiss
it`s those long, hot, slow kisses, or wet little pecks
have you lost your mind, there`s nothing better than sex”

“Well said!!!!!”

“there are some very good writers on TT..

Where are they?”

“pekka? I-am-om? running girl? anyone? anyone?

HELLLLLOOOO OUT THERRRRE”

“I believe it was Joe Torre who said, "Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."

I've heard this expression before ('better than sex'), but I simply cannot relate.”

“me neither, who am I foolin? Ü”

“Comparison is the problem. Sex is sex and rates high on the priority list for all species.
However, I have found sublime enjoyment in other activities. One that I will mention...meditation to the point of bliss and little or no thought. The mind is not a problem, and the moment is eternity.....now we are talkin'!!!”

“OK trlhikr I will play..

What do I do for a living?

A) run a nuclear power plant
B) strip miner
C) build weapons of mass destruction
D) exotic dancer

no matter what I say, I will be ostracized by TT :(”

“The closest thing to sex is "moosetracks" ice cream. Yummmmeee!”

“now wees gettin somewhere”

“hey, I like Homer and he runs a nuke.”

“Sawin` it back and forth, or push and shove
down and dirty, doin` that wild jungle love
no matter how tired you were before you bust a move
just those two little lost souls caught up in the groove
over all of that noise you two were making you hear a scream
if there`s anything better than sex, I guess it`d be the dream”

“Biz, a nuclear power plant is a weapon of mass destruction!!! Lol
You strip miners while engaged in lap dances?!!
Wolfsis...that's a new flavor I never heard of.”

“dunadan......you spoke my mind....~~~~~~~~~~~”

“You know I'm with you all the way, Om.”

“is that a proposition for sex?”

“Purely carnal, purely carnal.”

“Watchin a slow movin meteor with big chunks of flaming rock coming out from the tail.”

“better than sex..

A day spent sailing in 40 degree weather with 15+ knot winds, the spray of the water hitting your face on every tack, the adrenaline rush as you try to out maneuver your opponent's boat and thehigh that comes when you shoot across the finish line in first place!!

Afterwards, you go home, wet, raw and tired, drop all your wet clothes in a heap on the bathroom, fill up the jacuzzi, light some candles, and turn off the lights, then you soak........

ahh....”

“and then you have sex...”

“I can't think of anything better than really good sex. But there are a lot of things better than mediocre sex.

Good dancing. Backpacking along a mountain ridge or some other wonderful place. Time spent with my kids. A truly wonderful conversation.

I'd rather kiss and hold a woman I am truly fond of, than have sex with a fantastic looking woman I didn't care for.”

“Geez! There's MANY things just as good as if not better than sex. Variety is the spice of life, so live the day with as many things as you can that please you.

However, even though sex with the one you love is the greatest thing in the world...sex with someone you don't love ain't bad either.”

“I didn't say sex with a fantastic looking woman I didn't love would be bad. I was merely making a relative comparison.”

“A $10 Macanudo and a pint of Boddingtons Pub Ale. Oh, a campfire to enjoy them by.”

“Ahem, ped, that first comment wouldn't get you into the HMWH's club.”

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“Sorry Biz--nuthin better than sex.”

“I'll come out of the closetDunadan:

I like women. A lot. I even enjoy the friendship of women I am sure I will never fvck... even one's who are not at all attractive to me.”

“Not at all attractive sexually, is what I meant.”

“That's nice to hear pedxing. I really like men too.”

“Mary wins the honesty prize!”

“I second Mary's honesty listed above..

Women as friends can get catty (hiss!)

Guys are always just guys..need I say more?”

“yikes! simma down simma down”