Just WHO is Bacpac?

“After much consideration I'm wondering if perhaps Bacpac is who he says he really is? I'm starting to think that perhaps he may be a seventeen year old posing as a forty-five year old! Why no picture? Why no posts during the day? He's in school!”

“LOL,..Joy!”

“Better than a 40-y-o posing as a teenager, I s'pose, (aHem).

%^)

Just Who is notarizing those photos, anyhow? Like, I don't think Dr. Laura's mouth is really that small.”

“He used to have a very informing web site but someone kept rippin' his pictures off to make offencive posts using his likeness. I think it was Lumpy that sulleid his good image.”

“So are you vouching for him Nige?”

“Sha! Like anyone could make him up! Yeah, he's real.”

“LOL!”

“lol.. that's why we do ECTs.. to verify people exist.”

“Alright, I have to ask this dumb question. I thought ECT stood for East Coast Trip. But towndawg just used ECT instead of "group hikes", so does it mean something else?”

“bacpac, the man who puts women to sleep whan they're up all night. Siiiigggggghhhhh!”

“LyndyS: hMMm.. u may be right.. but I am almost sure I have seen 'ECT' used interchangeably with 'group hike'.”

“yes, ECT does mean East Coast Trip. This allows it to be used in place of "group hike" if you are talking of a group hike in the east. It is also used as East Coast Trekker's, a designation needed to gain use of the group campsite at an outing.”

“**Yawn, stretch**

Thanks for the nugget-o-knowledge. Into the bag of potentially useful info it goes.”

“Who is bacpac?

bacpac is a loudmouth braggart who torments strangers with his quick wit and suspicious nature. He is smarter than the average bear, but then who isn?t. He maintains a double-digit golf handicap and once made fifty free throws in a row. He loves his own children, but can barely tolerate the offspring of others. He is a chess master. He is a master in the art of lovemaking. Women adore him. Men respect him. Dogs hate him. He once drove cross-country non-stop. He has lived in eight different States. He has been to every State in the Union except for Hawaii and Delaware. He has been to six foreign countries. He has streaked. He has played harmonica with BB King. He smoked marijuana with Willie Nelson. He holds one patent. He was meritoriously promoted to Sergeant in the US Marines. He has been married once and divorced once. He has had stitches on fourteen different occasions. He has never broken a bone. He had Guillian Barre Syndrome and was paralyzed for three months. He enjoys hiking in winter. He has had conversations with two Presidents. He has survived two gang fights. He is patriotic. He has never won the lottery. He opposes affirmative action. His favorite actor is Danny DeVito. He can tread water for one hour. He has hitch hiked across country. He has never held elective office. He has ridden wild bulls. He has saved one child from drowning. He has two brothers and three sisters. He votes. He has never missed a child support payment. He has worked on a Hollywood movie. He has made one citizens arrest. He has been arrested three times. He avoids contact with online strangers due to a previous stalking incident. He is an expert marksman. He likes broccoli. He enjoys crossword puzzles. He once spent 36 hours in a continuous poker game. He has not met the Pope. He has 32 teeth. He has a pen!s. He has balls the size of coconuts. He has been published in a national magazine. He cries during the playing of the National Anthem. He is just a regular guy.”

“Geeze Bacpac, do you have to wear some sort of special sling for the boys? :o)

Who was the stalker? Lemme guess...NEWGIRL! YOU were the cowboy at the lumber yard weren't ya?! You crazy bull rider you.”

“Wow, bacpac, your life could be a movie on the order of Forest Gump!”

“Just who are you REALLY? Everyone knows no one likes broccoli.”

“Very impressive.. thanks for the BIO!


willie nelson?.. kewlness.”

“Who hasn't partied with Willy Nelson?

Who'd you stalk anyway?”

“Ummmm..... I like broccoli.”

“Did he mean coquitos?”

“It sounds as if you have had a wonderful life so far!! Thanks for sharing with us.”

“That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! Danny DeVito my a$$! LOL!

You met BB King? Now THAT'S impressive.”

“null”

“Busted!!! I've suspected it all along, but this proves it. PedXing and BacPac are one and the same. Using the name PedXing, he has also mentioned meeting BB King and hitch-hiking across the country.”

“bacpac, TMI, I used to like you but now all the mystery is gone

you have a pen!s”

“Now Pedxing, there's a stud!”

“He has to be one of the trolls. I think truth-a-troll or merror-troll, he has to be one of the trolls that reviles who the other trolls are because he knows who's IP address belongs to who”

“Yeah, Ped's a stud..no doubt about it..

bacpac..that can't be you..it's actually interesting and you seem normal and all..

nah...no sir, no how, no way..”

“bacpac=superman??!?!?!?”

“Bacpac--the all being of space, time, and all dimensions.”

“I don't know what exactly that means but i heard it once somewhere really important.


And, uh, just because I don't know what it means doesn't mean that I'm lying.”

“He does think that "faster than a speeding bullet" is something to brag about.”

“I don't know what exactly that means but i heard it once somewhere really important.


And, uh, just because I don't know what it means doesn't mean that I'm lying.”

“And he always wears tight red underwear over his pants.”

“He often jumps up and says ?I have to be somewhere?, then runs into the janitor's closet.”

“..maybe if you would have said
'I HAVE A PEN!S! AND IT'S THE SIZE OF YOUR ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER'S NOSE!'”

“and tastes like it”

“bacpac, why does your description of yourself seem to fit the pattern of what someone else here wrote once that he got from somewhere else, maybe the service? Good try though, lol.”

“And didn't it just make ya cry, Lips??? So Ped and bacpac are one, huh? Hmmmm....... doesn't that just make ya cry too??”

“i believe it.

and i believe that there are alot more amazing things, that he left out.




sonrisas, do you want two bowls of split plea soup?”

“Please Ped, say it ain't so..

I feel the marble pedestal cracking..

Darn!”

“bacpac - superman?!?!?!”

“bacpac - Dali Lama??”

“txwoodymomma, what did ped say?

i must have missed something.”

“bacpac”

“run backpac! run! Geesh! you had me going for a minute!”

“bacpac^superman?!?!?!?”

“"He is just a regular guy."

i don't think he could have been more clear.”

“Uhhh, OK Raddy. Let me have the split plea soup. Do I get bacon with it?”