Meeting #3 HMWH Club

“I called this meeting because I felt like it, and I don' t have to justify anything like bacpac.


A memo to the He-Man-Woman-Hatters-Club:

I would like to say that I enjoyed the time I spent in this club. However, I have many reasons to resign from the position of booby checker and as a member. HMWH, is a poorly managed and foul group. I am sure that many of the Trail Talk females have been offended by the group and find the ideas of the group animal like.

I will not be a part of any group that is demeaning to another race, religion or sex. I think that is pathetic of all of us that we said what we said. Some of the posts I do agree with however the whole idea of this set of threads is to make women less then the rest of us.

If we continue to accept this behavior, we will only be adding to the current problems of today. Many years ago in the early 1900s won equality after a long and tough pursuit, and in many countries today there is no equality for women. By continuing, we will be taking away from that. I understand that some of this is funny and sometimes true, and a few of the TT women don?t seem appalled. However, this only adds to the demeaning of women in today?s society.

I will end my memo on a quote by TXWoodswoman. She said on 8/22/01 in the HMWH meeting number one ?you "men" used this creativity in the sexual arena, you might one day figure out how to please a woman sexually?. To me this means stop this crap, get off the computer and pleaseyour women at home.”

“sounds like someone's mommy found out where he has been hanging out!”

“Thank you Tea for such an eloquent speech. You have hit upon the very essence of the HMWH Club. Foul and disorganized is how we live our lives and it is the foundation of the oganization. I only regret that you found your position as Boob Chairman to be less fulfilling that your previous position as pecker checker for NAMBLA.

God Speed little weenie.”

“It is truly a day of mourning, when, after valiant duty and unselfish service in the capacity of booby checker, such an esteemed colleague should find it necessary to resign his post.
Although I know I could never substitute for one whose name has become synonimous with breast scrutiny, I would be honored to apply for the position.
Even if not elected, I will immediately tender my resignation as "Gary Condit Ass-Kicker". It was fun, but I FEEL I'm called to BIGGER things.
Thankyou for your consideration.”

“No, Mom did not read this site yet. She can't get online with out me, she is computer illeterate.

I think WD should get my job.”

“I think a position as esteemed as Boob Chairman should have multiple boobs. I second Dunadan's nomination.

Do to the obvious abscence of our esteemed President. The appointment is duly made.”

“Do I detect a coup attempt? Thankyou for your nomination and the appointment. I stand ready.”

“Tea--I read your post a couple of hours ago and I have been thinking about it. I figure everybody here is past 21 and free to pick and choose what they will read and how they will respond. The key phrase here is pick and choose. I choose to be a lady--you can choose to be a gentle man. I put a space between those two words on purpose. I do not believe in a god. That means it is up to me to try and make this world a better place. I will do my small part the best I can.”

“Tea- wait til you get to college and in a fraternity..you will change your mind”

“why would he want to join a fart? err.... frat?”

“Wow..I was quoted..

aww, shucks..”

“Now, Tea don't go batting for the other team on us you hear!!!! .........o.k.?”

“T T T... We see what you are up to. Trying to impress the gals to win their favor. You are hoping that the broads will hold you in such high esteem that they'll want to meet you and maybe even go hiking or camping with you. You sly pup.

"Animal like" and "foul"? Yes, by definition we are just that. What? Do you expect us to act like a bunch of women?”

“Oh, and remember to leave the toilet seat up.

There, I did my duty for the HMWH.”

“Thank you MaryPhyl for including yet another reason to hate women. They are Godless.”

“OK members it is time to start making plans for the annual NOW pig roast and beer drinking festival. We weren't exactly invited by NOW, but since they have abandoned every women's issue except for lesbianism it is incumbent upon us to provide them with a worthy cause.”

“Due to his tremendous organizational skills I would like to nominate Towndawg to head the planning efforts of our crashing of the NOW event. Since this will also include beer drinking he must keep radagast abreast of all plans.”

“Wow Tea! You did grow up over the summer. You not only understand what a real man is, you've got the balls to express it. Congratulations.

PS: I love women too.”

“I think Bacpac is Ice T and call for an immediate invesitigation into the possibility of HMWHC fraud and underhanded, unscruplous tactics to undermine a completely valid organization. We will use federal dollars for this investigation and will spare no expense. Once Bacpac admits to trying to deceive the TT population he will sign a $10 million book contract and donate the proceeds to NAMBLA.”

“why should YOU get all of the money, rosey?”

“I saw the strangest thing the other day.. three (white) teenage boys walking down middle street America pushing a baby stroller with a (black) baby in it..they were talking and acting normal, except for the baby bag.

it struck me as the oddest thing ?

Tea, was that you? Is this the new climate in America?”

“as secret agent of espionage I say that is an incorrect statement. are we going to let a teenager's resignation begin a round of infighting? where is radagast? we need some beer in here!”

“Shhh, Rad. I'll give yas a cut and throw a phat party for everyone in TT. Money well spent!”

“100,000 kegs of brew, coming up!”

“whew! that ought to get us through this meeting.”

“I for one, think it's great that someone (Ice Tea) is willing to stand alone, and not behave like sheep (followers) like some of the other men here.”

“Oh man, not the sheep discussion again. That's a BAAAAAAAAAHHHHD idear.”

“what do ewe mean by that?”

“I mean, let's put a chop to all this talk about sheep. Thanking for shearing tho, Baume.”

“Tea's just trying to pull his wool over their eyes. you can count on someone to switch.”

“I'm driving to the next meeting, who needs a lift?

Piece of sh!t car
I got a piece if sh!t car
That fawking pile of sh!t
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of sh!t
'Cause the shocks are fawking shot
And my seat belt's fawking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of sh!t)
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fawking crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(Piece of sh!t car)
I got a piece of sh!t car
(He's got a piece of sh!t car)
It sucks royal d!ck
(That fawking pile of sh!t)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh, fawk you, car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nutsack
(They can bite his a$$ too)
And I got no fawking brakes
I'm always way out of control
11 times a day I hear "Hey, watch it a$$hole"
(You fawking piece of sh!t)
(Piece of sh!t car)
I got a piece of sh!t car
(He's got a piece of sh!t car)
Diesel, gas, suck my a$$
(That fawking pile of sh!t)
That pile of metal sh!t
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fawk did I do
What the fawk did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
And I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh, fawk me
Well the engine like to flood
The car always fawking stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, Ouch, Ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fawking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
Plus if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets the pu$$y)
Hey shut up!!
You piece of sh!t car
You piece of sh!t car
Bald fawking tires
No rearview fawking mirror
Seven different colors
fawking rag for a gas cap
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
Oh, the whole town thinks I'm a loser
Cabby give me a push!”

“Black Sheep, Black Sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
An Ice Tea Bag full.”

“No, I am not a flammer.

Nimrod: Maybe those boys where pushing a carrage with a fake baby in it. In High School we have to take care of this baby doll for 5 days. The baby is eletric. It reports how you treated the baby to your teacher threw the computer....... Or those boys where just faggets.”

“"I will not be a part of any group that is demeaning to another race, religion or sex." - Ice Tea

Glad to see this stroke of morality hasn't dampened your intolerance for homosexuals.”

“I said, apart of any "group". I have no problem making fun of gays by my self.”

“LMAO, good going Tea.”

“Tea, I believe your membership was only honorary anyway since you are like 15 or something. You aren't even a man technically.”

“Ice Tea and Lips, you may leave now. This is a private meeting.”

“Tea's old enough for membership in NAMBLA.”

“Tea is old enough to be a founding father in NAMBLA.”

“I don't think he is even old enough to be considered BLAH.”

“Tea, when you have successfully completed your sensitivity training, walk into a bar, look down at the end of the bar. See that macho jerk with all the women around him?
If there was no demand, there would be no supply!!!”

“bacpac says, "hey"”

“Is this what the world is coming to? You're right bpbaby, these are not real people..LOL”

“I hear sea lions are a lot like people, there's one stud that gets all the cows.”

“All depends on how big his flippers are though...”

“I think you've hit on something Dunadan. Interesting observation.”

“yippee!! The computer gods have seen fit to let me again post to TT, an occurence they allow like every 2 or 3 days (driving me nuts with computer problems in between).

Anyhoo.... NOT YOU LDHIKER!!!! You, too, have been sucked into the HWMHC??”

“Dunadan--those women are just like the man they swarm around. If that is what you really want then.....”

“Maryphyl - You go girl!!”