ARE YOU LOOKIN AT MY BUM?

“I have a Jennifer Lopez butt..

don't mind the attention really Ü

On the other hand, no one has ever stared at my chest.. :(
Guys also tell me a have a cute smile a pretty eyes..but that's usually after I catch them staring at my butt”

“so you're stacked like the great plains?”

“gentle sloping hills..

golf anyone?”

“i like that.”

“Biting my tongue here to resist posting a bunch of semi-leud golf metaphors!

Thanks for the visual though. Sounds like you may be selling yourself a bit short!”

“Oh, Alpine, you and your putter! A stroke here and a stroke there? I'd recommend using your wood for this hole.”

“Biz, if ya give good bj's, nobody will care what your melons look like.

BTW, how was Syracuse?”

“lotta fun BB, I have fun no matter where I go or what I dooo

how bout your trip??”

“Biz? In that case.. if we ever get to hike together.. you LEAD.. so I can chk out your rear.”

“You wouldn`t believe the way those clothes fit her
I was amazed at the way the good Lord split `er
it even got to the old one eyed critter
she thought it a hoot, she wasn`t bitter”

“I hope a bear never looks at my bum.
He'd think "sweet!", and promptly commence devouring me ass-first.”

“"you take the lead, I'll follow (your) behind and make sure there is no dirt on your bum"”