ARE YOU LOOKIN AT MY BUM?

“Guys, Gals

Ever caught someone lookin at your Bum?

what did u say??”

“If it's a hot stud, I LOVE IT! Actually, I love it but try to pretend like I didn't notice.

If it's a lesbian gazing at my a$$ with that "come hither" look, I run!”

“Big bottoms.
Big Bottoms.
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em.
Big bottoms drive me out of my mind,
How could I leave this behind?”

“Years ago I was bending over into my car, and I was wearing shorts. I turned to look at a car passing me to see the man observing my butt, and he then proceeded to "rear" end a car that had stopped in front of him.

The other day I had to ride on the back of my husband's sport bike. The position you assume is one where your butt in the air as you lean (over) forward. I started to notice smiles on the guys in cars that were passing me. Now, I'm not certain on this one. Maybe there are just a lot of happy drivers out there, lol.”

“I am sure it's that you have a fine A$$.”

“I do not look at no buddys bums.
But I do look at ever buddys butts cuz I think about mebbe smellin ther butt.

Kno what?
Miss Sunny was lookin at my daddy's butt when we was at You Pee! Then when we was walkin in the Lake Sperrier Woods my daddy had to pee and Miss Sunny tryed to look at my daddys g**ber!
Then she was skeerd and RUNNED AWAY!
Sheheheee!
It was the funny time!
do:3”

“*turning beet red*

sarabelle!! You're not suppose to tell!”

“Hey that's what happens to me, Sunshine.

I've had comments. I turn beet red.

I've been caught looking. I turn beet red.”

“Take a picture. It lasts longer!”

“Does that qualify as rearendoscopy?”

“I am sawry Miss Sunny. I gess I am a littel cited cuz I will get to ride in the truk for a day and the nother day cuz my daddy does not go to werk and I can go with him ever wher in the truk.

I think it is called the "week in".”

“I just hike in the back to be sure noone gets lost. Yeah, thats the ticket. Just watching the ground. Right! Don't want anyone getting lost. UhHuh :)”

“*talking*
Oh My God, Becky. Look at her butt!
It is so big.
She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends.
Who understands those rap guys anyway?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute.
I mean her butt....it's just so big.
I can't believe it's so round.
It's just out there.....I mean, it's gross, look---she's just so black.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty
waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.

Wanna pull up front, cause you noticed that butt was stuffed....
deep in those jeans she's wearing....
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.
Oh baby, I wanna get with ya, and take your picture.
My homeboys tried to warn me....
but that butt you got make me so horny.....

Oooh, all of that smooth skin,
you say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me.....cause you ain't that average groupie.

I've seen them dancing.
The hell with romancing.
Sweat, sweat.....got it going like a turbo Vette.

I'm tired of magazines,
saying flat butts are the thing.
Take the average black man and ask him that.
She gotta pack much back.

Fellas? (yeah) Fellas? (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell her to shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.....
shake that healthy butt....baby got back.

I like em round and big, and when I'm throwing a gig,
I just can't help myself.I'm acting like an animal.
Now here's my scandal.

I wanna get you home
And uh, double up.
I ain't talking about Playboy,
cause silicone parts were made for toys.
I want em real thick and juicy.....so find that juicy double.
Mixalot's in trouble.....begging for a piece of that bubble.

So I'm looking at rock video's ,
watching these bimbos walking like hoes.
You can have them bimbos, I'll keep my women like Flo Jo.
A word to the thick soul sista's: I wanna get with ya, I won't cuss or hit
ya....
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna uuuuh ahhhh
to the break of dawn.

Baby got it going on.
A lot of pimps won't like this song.
Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it,
but I'd rather stay and play.
Cause I'm long and I'm strong,
and I'm down to get the friction on.

So ladies? (yeah) Ladies? (yeah)
If you wanna roll in my mercedes, then turn around, stick it out.
Even white boys got to shout....baby's got back.
Yeah baby, when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my
selection. 36-24-36---only if she's 5' 3"

So your girlfriend drives a Honda?
Playing workout tapes by Fonda.
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda....
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
You can do sidebends or situps but please don't lose that but.

Some brothers want to play that hard role, and tell you that the butt
ain't gold. So they toss it and leave it....
and I pull up quick to retrieve it.
So Cosmo says you're fat? Well, I ain't down with that.
Cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking....
and I'm thinking about sticking......

To the beanpole dames in magazines, you ain't it, Miss Thang.
Give me a sista, I can't resist her, red beans and rice didn't miss her.
Some knuckle head tried to dis, cause his girls were on my list.
He had game, but he chose to hit em.
So I pull up quick to get with em.

So ladies, if the butt is round.
And you wanna Triple-X throw down,
dial 1-900-Mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts....
baby got back.”

“Remind me to tell you the story sometime of the girl I saw RIGHT after I was leaving from being in DRIVING SCHOOL.”

“Towndawg, why dont you tell me the story "of the girl I saw RIGHT after I was leaving from being in DRIVING SCHOOL". Thanks”

“No woman has ever checked out my bum. Many have, however, checked out my magnificent mullet.”

“Here's a bum for you bumz!”

“I don't mind if they look. I only mind if they pinch sometimes.”

“lol!

Hyperpacker, I think we went to the same highschool”

“If you're a guy, No.

If you're a girl, Maybe.



Rear-ended, hmmmm?

Mercy.”

“Dabnabit, somebody tell me what ta say?
cause I catch guys lookin at my as$ all the time!

LH, what do you say? REALLY”

“At the school where I was a custodian for 5 1/2 years I often caught moms and teachers checking me out. The funny part is that is says more about them than it says about me,cause iff'n you met me you know what I look like... George Clooney after being soundly whoped by George Foreman (in his prime no less).”

“nimrod, you just smile & walk away.”

“dangit! that's what I thought”

“I'm trying real hard but I can't remember a time when I've caught someone checking out my butt. I guess that says something about my butt. Oh well. I enjoy looking at men's butts. :o)”

“I'm with pctpacker. Somebody's got to make sure guys get to the campsite safe and sound. Ya, that's it. Keepin' the guys safe.”

“Yep, I did, and I eventually married her.”

“Things started looking up, or so it would seem
in walked a vision of desire in any man`s dream
I guess now, I should have seen it coming on, the way she sailed across the floor
I would have figured it out too, but the blood wasn`t going to my head any more
her low cut clothes looked like they were painted on her and she moved just like a cat
as she bent over to adjust her shoes, she had the nerve to ask, what are you looking at”

“heheheh heheehee......”

“I know my eyes were fixed on her, I didn`t dare blink
then a smile crossed her lips, as she sent me a wink
she said I know what you are thinking you little devil you
I wasn`t the only one looking, she noticed my excitement too
I couldn`t help it, I broke out laughing and that saved the day
seems like now I can`t even trust myself, my pants gave me away”

“Hyperpacker: I had JUST left driving school.. but had already noticed this HOTT girl.. dressed in pink.. belly ring.. flat tummy.. oh my gosh.. and as I was leaving.. come up right beside my car.. looked over and smiled.. *lol*.. (taunting me maybe?).. well I couldn't help it.. STARED.. next thing I know, I nearly REAR-ENDED a van who stopped in front of me to make a turn into a strip mall parking lot.

Oh my gosh.. How stupid I would have felt..

:)”

“Dammit Towndawq, I just got rear ended 3 days ago...no damage. Keep your eyes on the road, hands on the wheel and your mind out of the gutter!!!
I check out my butt after every shower in a full length mirror...pretty cute ass. Lol”

“For Goodness sakes, just look at those cakes!
James Brown has a handle on the whole butt admiring Thang. Iff'n ya got an old JB lp with that tune, play it again, its still fresh (sic.)”

“I figured Sarabelle would have stuck her nose in here by now.”

“I was hiking and geocaching with a friend on Mt Shasta yesterday, I suggested she walk in front and she said "you just want to stare at my butt"...I told her that in the baggy shorts she was wearing, there wasn't much to look at, to which she promptly pulled down her shorts and bent over saying " this should last you the rest of the day", pulled them back up and proceeded to hike like nothing happened.....needless to say it lasted me the rest of the day, that night and I still working on it............

She talked to my wife this morning and told her about it...I heard Margaret ( my wife) laugh and say "that explains last night, and this morning and I hope this afternoon"....... will see.”

“You were born with it and everybody can see it, so if someone looks at it thats fine just pay attention to driving because I am tired of fixing the back end on my wife's van because of long lookers (five times).”

“Twofoot, you sure your wife didn't back up into something?”

“"......I see my Mary Ann
walkin' awaaaaaaayyyyy..."

Here at the university the West African girls tend towards narrow waists, round butts, and long legs.

There are some large and tall blond Nordic girls here who could probably whip my a$$.
They could turn out some fine offensive linemen given the right male contributor.

The finest of the fine are Jersey Girls.......we gots lots u dem!

”

“It is natural for us male hikers to check out the views our female hikers offer. Whether they are conscious or unconscious of it. "Some of the best scenery in the mountians."
Then there is the super
sub-conscious female who refuses to allow anyone to walk closer than a quarter mile behind her. LOL”

“Sunny, I checked out your butt and found it to be spectacular. You just didn't catch me...”

“I have to confess LeSubtil, I checked out the butt too that weekend, and I felt all you ladies staring at mine, but that's OK, because......

My butt is perrrfect, just look at it, you want to touch it! It's so perfect, scientists calibrate their instruments by it. Yeah baby!”

“Along these same lines, I have a question for the ladies; Do you prefer Wranglers or Levis on your guys?”

“Just enjoying the view !!!”

“Levi's got no a$$ room.”

“It all depends, some women are really self-conscious about their's, watching over it as if it might attack someone, covering it up so has not to see or been seen by others. Be awful leary of these a$$ owners. One wrong glimpse and the evil eye of the owner will bust you.

Then there are the others that could care less about it. It is a comfort issue. They are comfortable in knowning that their a$$ is well behaved and socialized for public viewing no matter what the size is. You must also be leary of some of these owners too.

Best advice get some cheap dark girlwatchers and keep smiling, they'll never know the difference.”

“Hobbit- Real men wear Levis”

“Did you hear that Levis is marketing their new Cowboy Condom?

Shrink to fit!”

“Well . . .I was at the Galehead hut this weekend. Stayed over Saturday night.

The bunk are stacked 3 (sometimes 4) high.

The woman climbing down the ladder from above, swinging her butt out, really should have been wearing panties under her night shirt. She wasn't. Boy, did I get an eyefull first thing in the a.m.”

“My Bum is on the net
My Bum is on the net”

“GREAT!!

you ROCK!!!”