mullet haikus

“kleet you are the champ!”

“in early morning mist
mama searches wal-mart for
moon pies and red man

2spooks much confused
must have suffered head trauma
kleety champ? or chump...”

“That crazy Bill Gates
Spell check flags the word “multi-”
"Don't you mean mullet?””

“El Camino, NOT
The coolest of mullet rides
Ranchero is HOT”

“Moon pies and red man! ROFL!!!”

“
Sphinx standing guard
A double-wide sarcophagus
Get off my property

Born to Run hairdo
Whither doest thou wander, dude?
Home to New Joisey

It's not a trailer
Angry mullet man insists
Manufactured home

My el camino
'sup on blocks right now, got a
mu'fukin oil leak
”

“Lukewarm Budweiser
Your cousin at the big race
'3' shaved in back hair”

“Vokuhila (german for 'mullet')

Vokuhila, abbreviation of Vorne kurz hinten lang - Front short back long

correct pronounciaten for english speakers: focooheela”

“i think shes cussing at us in german. gem?”

“Crash, Gem's father died. She's in Germany.”

“Kool-aid stained mouth
Swearing like drunken sailor
Mullet-coiffed toddler

Winter's frigid chill
does not scare the mullet man
"It keeps muh neck warm"

It's a mullet life
See me on COPS next weekend
Bìtch had it comin'”

“Probably my favorite TT thread of all time.
I don't remember if the following are Tilt's or yours Kleetn, but they're good ones:

O! My squirrel brother,
Your tail, my hair. We are one.
Yet I must eat you.

I liked that foreign
legion movie so much that,
I grew me one them hats

Brown edged tank top sticks
to my white clumpy armpits
Somehow I get laid.”

“Confederate flag
War of Northern Aggression
Uppity N!ggers”

“That will probably do it.”

“Karaoke night
Aint American Idol
It's my favorite show”

“Meth lab blew hand off
I cant jack off anymore
Cat is lookin' good”

“Astronaut lady
Had a real good idea
Diapers, mace, and gun”

“Stickman, actually those were from Hyperpacker! Sum#&%!$ was moving in on my squirrel territory.

Cat is lookin' good

Let's all have some pu.....

aw, never mind.”