True and Fascinating Facts

“If you yelled for 8 yrs, 7mo, 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up 1 cup of coffee.

If you fart consistently for 6 yrs and 9 mo., enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that?s more like it)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 ft.

A pig?s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(bacpac?s workout routine, ...still not over that pig thing)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Why isn?t the pig included in this list?)

On average, people fear spiders more that they do death.
(The pig fear nothing)

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

Female Trout can fake orgasms.
(No comment)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(Did the gov?t. pay for this research)

Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew? Who cares? Did the gov?t. pay for this too?)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male?s head off. (Hi, honey. I?m home. What the...?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig. Quality over quantity)

Elephants are the only animals that can?t jump.
(Pigs don?t care)

An ostrich?s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that)

Starfish don?t have brains.
(I know some people like this, too)

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend you middle finger.

LONG LIVE THE PIG!

(author/source unknown)”

“LMFAO!”

“Thank you so much for putting that in perspective with the bacpac asides. I think we can all relate now. :-)

BUT... what is your take on hog confinements???”

“Have you ever seen the IMAX Journey into Africa? It shows the lions' mating ritual...WILD

Ü”

“If man and barnacle were proportioned to equal ratios, a man's pen!s would be 30ft long... No wonder barnacles don't move around!”

“hmm, let's do the math

50 1 min orgasms a day vs. 1 30 min orgasm..

stalker, you aint too bright”

“Rolling over and going to sleep 50 times a day, though?”

“Ü”

“according to stalker's second fact, i believe my house now qualifies as a superfund site.”

“...the reason why my son is regulated by the EPA...”

“according to stalker's fifth fact; would a boxer use 150 calories if he's punched in the head for 1 hour?
Nimrod, that's the only thing you remembered from that IMAX film, right?”

“Other animals were having sex, but is wasn't as fascinating”

“We're glad you were attentive. Sex and more sex. Lol”