WHOSE CORNFLAKES WOULD YOU LIKE TO PEE I N?

“For real?

Jerry Springer

No one should get to make money off stupid people”

“Ewwww. No one's. That's gross.”

“My old housemate...who just moved out a few days ago. Why, you may ask? Because I'll forever know him as the person who brought urine into my life.

First, he kept letting one of his friends, who had a sleep disorder, sleep on our couches. The dude "wets the bed"!!! After the first time, I told him never to let him sleep here again...it happened two more times. And...

His girlfriend got him a puppy for his birthday a few months ago. That alcoholic would pass out on the couch and leave his dog to run the house...and it wasn't housebroken. Now the first floor smells like dog piss.

He just moved out...in a flash, leaving me with cleaning duties, a $270 phone bill (that's in his name...I'm gonna get a cell phone and leave the bill for him to deal with), and an outstanding water bill. Now I know why he didn't want to change utilities from his to my name....'cause he'd have to pay the bills first. And, worst of all, he took the internet with him also.

I'm gonna be out of there ASAP, too!!!”

“My boss's.”

“Dang Buddur, If you want I will piss in thats dudes for you too!”

“Buddur sounds like a little revenge is in order!!!!

nothing major, just something to show him how much you care!!!”

“The I.R.S., they should go tax the millionaires and billionaires and leave the grunts alone.”

“My exa$sholey boss..... and the Notre Dame football team's!! Breakfast of champions indeed!!”

“Dubya”

“Yah, his too.”

“And that goes Dubble fer Dubya!”

“Ralph "Repub" Nader”

“The midget-minds who decided we need another couple hours of football (the pointy one right?) on Sunday morning instead of news shows.”

“I agree with the whole a$$hole boss thing! I just got told last night that I'm argumentative, abusive, take his personal comments to me way too personally(you would too, if you were told everything you do you f-ck up) and I don't use any common sense. :-P And that's all I have to say about that!”

“Lucky your boss doesn't ask you to bring him/her a coffee...I would hate to see what you do to it first!!!”

“This is the kind of situation where it is GOOD and FUN to be cooking in a restaurant.

I spent the better part of 20 years working in restaurants, and part of that time I was cooking.

You would be AMAZED at the ways a cook can secretly get back at someone they despise.

A-hem.....”

“My X-wife needs a bowl full of piss.”

“Would love to include the first ex-husband in this list.”

“Buddur, I had many room mates when I was younger. Friends and aquaintences. I have determined that it is a BAD idea. Only two that I would consider having as room mates ever again. If by chance you ever consider it again, visit where they live now and check out their room and see if they are slobs or not. But really, find a way to do it on your own.”

“Joy, I agree, peeing in someone's cornflakes is gross and should be reserved only for people you really hate..BUT, isn't REVENGE great???

If someone is messing with you, and you like them, there are great ways to seek revenge!
Ü”

“Many years ago three buddies were sleeping drunk on grandma's back porch in our bags.
This was before children or gray hair or even marriage.
It was before the fall of Saigon!

Buddy in the middle stood up in a drunken stupor and turned to his left......by a twist of fate I was sprawled to his right.......and pissed in the ear of the OTHER GUY!!!”

“TomT...that is the very definition of a very literal rude awakening.

Oy!”

“The guy I sit next to at work sez I'm Fun to mess with, cause I vibrate so nicely!

(?)”

“Tom, He should have know better than to go to sleep with an ear full of cornflakes.”

“Tom, He should have known better than to go to sleep with an ear full of cornflakes.”

“I could contribute a pint of my finest to the management of a forum I USED TO post to. TT is much better IMO.”

“"I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?"
--Diogenes”

“It WAS funny!
Somehow(?) I missed the commotion.
He could have emptied his bladder on me and I would have slept right straight through.

"Oh,.... wow,.... man, I'm dreamin' that I"m swimmin'......
Ooooo, its WARM.......
Must be the Carribean!!!"”

“I'd like to pee in that bear's that attacked me Corn Flakes!

Okay, I wasn't actually attacked by a bear, but if I was, I'd want to pee in his or her Corn Flakes!”

“For some good revenge, I know a good, cheap, easy, and effective way to really piss someone off. What you do is get yourself some superglue, not the gel type. Now, fill the drivers door lock with the glue-very easy to do. Don't mess with the other locks, just the drivers. Then wait to see if the victim will replace the lock, or just get in the passengers door.
I have heard this will work to really make some one mad.”

“in a similar line of revenge - instead of super glue pack the lock with a small amount of wet trinitro-iodine - time it so it dries out before the subject sticks in the key - subject gets a bang and a ruined lock”

“Piss covered cornflakes is a dish best served cold.”

“The guy I sit next to at work sez I'm Fun to mess with, cause I vibrate so nicely!

(?)
Biz
9/10/01



I wanna see Biz vibrate!”

“Bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

“Someone would really have to piss me off to do that thing with the cornflakes, lol.

I'd rather slip ex-lax into their food, tons of it.”

“LH- remind me not to get on your bad side

lol”

“The lady who was dumping dirt from her yard into the bike lane.”

“I went to Washington to take a PEE in George Bush's cornflakes, but he was no where to be found so I PEEdid in Gale Norton's Latte. Tehe.”

“LH, I'v got a good recipe for ex lax brownies I could share. And ex lax chunk cookies, mmmmmm. Always serve with coffee.”

“No one. If someone gets me that riled up they will have to deal with me right then and there. I don't think I would get much satisfaction out of a sneaky thing like that.”

“This reminds me of a joke Joan Rivers told... it went something like this:

"I went out with this insurance executive named Ivan. He was a little weird. The relationship ended after our first night together. He wet the bed! Everything was soaked!"
"I wouldn't of been so upset, except that he was standing on night stand at the time."”

“Oh yeah, I want to go hiking with this group.

Ya bunch of Sadists!”

“no, bacpac, dont drink that gatorade!”

“What a buncha Piss Slaves!

We've got a nice "Pee Pee and Doo Doo" thread going here.

And where the hell is Tarp Rat?”

“Who is Tarp Rat? I need a date”

“I would like to piss in my own cornflakes!”

“Give that boy some new cedar chips......please!

Biz-
Can I call you?”

“sure

wow, I would like to pee in the cornflakes of every terrorist

don't even bother going to work today, we are all gonna get sent home..”

“...the Tennessee Titan's!!!”

“Pete Townsend's”