Pop tarts

“If you ever pack for a camping trip and the only food you have is pop tarts, then heres some advice. Always eat the outer crust first and then go in, it tastes better that way.”

“pop tarts- lip smacking good, no?

Why would you only bring poptarts??”

“I don't like to cook cause i don't like to do dishes, and well pop tarts are good and light.”

“light?!?!

are you on drugs???”

“no”

“I was sick of poptarts about the 4th day out last week in the White Mountains!”

“ooooooooooooooooooo”

“I like Carnation Instant Breakfast & powered milk for breakfast. I can't eat that early in the morning.”

“i love pop tarts...

when they are TOASTED!!!”

“I don't care either way, they all taste the same...”

“no, my son.

do not turn to the untoasted side of the force... err... poptart.”

“Am I the only one that thought this was a thread about Britney Spears ?

As long as I'm here....just say no to Pop Tarts........but you gotta try cheese horns, put them on the lid of you pot while it's boiling your water for coffee and they get all warm and gooey.....hot , sweet and sticky.”

“Warning....leave them in the plastic bag while you warm them up.






Warning....remove plastic bag before eating.”

“I'd do Britney Spears!”

“...this has gotten out of hand...c-ya radagast”

“No, you won't, you little bastard!

Go to your room, 'Dude!”

“HOLY SH!T!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“ROTFLMMFAO!!!!”

“I just remembered. I am in my room.
& I'd still do Britney Spears!”

“Somebody is whipped!”

“Spank me Britney!
SPANK ME!”

“leave britney for tea.

actually, she might hurt tea!”

“boys”

“girls”

“girl?”

“"why are your hands red and you have the new teanpeople covered in hair gell"”

“why are your hands red and you have the new teanpeople covered in hair gell”

“Idono”

“Dubbayah Dee, I?ll break you and Brittany in one thrust. See I haven?t had relations since May of 1993 when I was smacked down wit 8 years.”

“Ice LOL, I don't even know what that means? I guess you could learn a lot from a 16 year old ?

hey, I need to know about bears, seriously!”

“must be biz!

freaky!!!”

“biz, do you have icq? mine is 88977911”

“Wait your turn HH!”

“he wants YOU, DUDE!!!!”

“EEEEEEEEK!!!”

“ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEARS, I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BEARS SO I DON'T GET EATEN!!!!!! Focus, guys”

“Cum here big boy!”

“Biz, get Steven Herrero's book "Bear Attacks: There causes and avoidance" He is one of the top if not the top bear biologist around.”

“Britney Spears is NOT a bear.
Earth to Biz! Come in Biz!”

“walkindude, do you hear the theme from 'deliverance' playing?”

“I just read Herrero's book. Bears like pop tarts.”

“Don't drop the soap”

“poor walkindude.

now, he'll be "gimpydude".”

“Yeah, and I'm gonna break a fukin banjo over Hitchhikers head if he gets any closer!”

“Rad, I don't have ICQ hooked up yet

Pathman-no time to read a novel, just give me the basics-quick

I'm a fast learner”

“What are yall talkin about bears for? The whole time yall are deciding the best way to feed a bear a poptart, I got HH over here checkin me out!
HEEEEELP!!!!!!”

“Watch out for ICQ Biz it'll follow you around and make animal noises at you at night and you can't get away.”

“ICQ is only out to get you Steve. The rest of us don't hear the same voices that you do. LOL!!!”

“Do you have a bear in your house or what?

Black bears-always fight back. You are food.

Grizzlies-fight back if one stalks you, looking at you as food. If you startle one and it charges you and knocks you down, fetal position.

NO FOOD SMELLS ON YOU!

Hang or bear cannister your food.

Make noise when walking in areas with low visibility.

If you find a half buried animal carcass, get your carcass out of the area.”

“This thread started out as casual conversation about porkin Britney Spears and some how it became a topic about bears eating pop tarts. Talk about thread degeneration!”