"The Guy's Portal To The Web"

“Is that you Lipstick Hiker????

Nice adds Matt!”

“I think that's the first add I ever clicked on from this site.
GOOD JOB MATT!!!!!”

“yeah!”

“Now I am confused. Which ad is everyone talking about? I use two companies to sell my ads, so lots of time I don't know what is running.”

“I started washing my socks with Oxydol.”

“That breast has to be fake, it's like 2 feet long!”

“Listen to Matt acting all innocent & sh!t. HAHAHA!!!”

“A female friend sent this too me. I thought it appropriate here:

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...

Women are not supposed to snore, sweat, burp, or pass gas.

Therefore, we must bitch or we will blow up.”

“So, that's why my wife is mad at me!
Hold on! She farts like an offensive tackle! What's her excuse?”

“
Geez, Matt....you really is da man!”

“I find this offensive posted on what you (Matt)called a website for ALL to garner information on backpacking. Matt, would you be okay with your 8 year old sign signing onto TT for information to be met with that AD?

I'm not.”

“Trying clicking on it for a real shock!”

“I bet Desiree has a nice portal.

Lighten up TX. Tell your eight year old to be a man!”

“What happened to the link?!?!
MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“That would have been the ad of my dreams when I was eight.

If the women are in their swimming suits, I would think most eight year olds could handle that.”

“I found it!
hehehehe”

“The problem with "portals" like that is you never give the chippendales equal time..you put the girlie rags up, but don't offer equal time to the men with the nice bods..

Equal time I say..”

“I was flexing in front of the mirror and snapped this pic for you TX . ;)”

“Thank you Wind Walker, that was very thoughtful of you.”

“Mama Mia Tia!”

“Wind Walker, an ab-roller will get rid of that flab.”

“I checked out the link last night.. looks a lot like GEAR or some of those NEW playboy mags, e-style.. best part about it?..

NO POPUP ADS.”

“Re the he-man picture. That boy needs to lay off of the steroids and maybe his pee pee will grow back.”

“Is that a mini-carrot in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?”

“No more web casino slot machines pop ups, and no tittie-flick crap.

I want to see that, I'll find the web sites on my own.

I don't even get much instant-grat from the hot-dog-shlong-tiny-thong crapola.

And no, I'm NOT frigid OR repressed.”

“As I have mentioned on other threads, all the advertising for the website is handled by a third party company. Ads can be sold and displayed without my immediate approval. I was unaware of the provacative ads until a few days ago. I have now removed them from the ad rotation.”

“Holy Thong, Batman..what a "string" of abdominals that man has..

WW..thanks so much for the equal time..I'll just crawl in the corner and drool on myself now..”