Nostradamus

“Hey y'all, more bad news. Just got this from my sis.

Nostradamus Knew

"In the year of the new century and nine months,
From the sky will come a great King of Terror...
The sky will burn at forty-five degrees. Fire approaches the great new city..."

"In the city of york there will be a great collapse, 2 twin brothers torn apart by chaos, while the fortress falls the great leader will succumb, third big war will begin when the big city is burning"
- NOSTRADAMUS

He said this will be bigger than the previous two.

2001 is the first year of the new century and
this is the 9th month.

New York is located at the 41st degree Latitude.”

“Dang, Rad, ya beat me to it, but here's more refutation:

Did Nostradamus Predict the Tragedy?”

“Here's another prediction:

In the land of sand and oil, large metal birds laid eggs of fire and death on cowardly dogs. In the great land, that suffered such a terrible blow when the twin brothers shuttered and fell, the people rejoiced.”

“An lo! How burnethed did these cowardly dogs. Their screams of mercy muted by the roar of the great birds heart! This, on the umteenth day of the Baloneyian calender.”

“That'd be "shuddered".....

Oh sh!t, I can't stand it!

Did that come from the World Weekly News?

G W Bush's clone running the country!

Did Nostradamus predict the attack on NYC by the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man?”

“On the 13th day of the ninth month, gojo will drink livations from the sand.

The great bear with a belly will be chastised by his fellow mates,

and rad will get HMWH 10 trucks filled with beer, driven by strippers."

--Orthodaumus”

“Sorry Tom, but the translation from the ancient writings was shuttered. I knew it was supposed to be shuddered, but I wanted to remain true to the original document.”

“It's amazing how fast this HOAX spread tho.. I spent a good portion of time last night explaining to IDIOTS:

1) That the so-called prediction was written AFTER he died.

2) His style of writing and pentameter does not fit the so-called prediction.

3) His ambiguous style could easily be fit into ANY situation, any time.

4) He did predict the end of the world, but his prediction was NOT 2001.”

“Was it 1999?”

“Then "shuttered" it is!”