The French are at it again

“the French do not deserve a rest”

“Isn't that a quote from Hitler? Just curious.”

“Y'all see where the French have changed the 2005 route to lessen Lance's chances?
I guess they decided time trials and mountain climbs aren't important.
If you can't win, change the rules.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2004/10/29/sports/bike.html”

“Oh, I thought they had surrendered to someone else.”

“Maybe they actually finally got sick of surrendering to Lance. Bet he wins anyway.”

“The thread title seems to be correct, Ewker.”

“I like to French.”

“We turn to France, whose decision to stay out of the Iraq war is starting to make more sense. After all, why go all the way to the Mideast when you can fight Muslims in your very own suburbs?
— JON STEWART

The streets of the suburb of Clichy-sous-Bois have been filled with angry, mostly unemployed Arab and African immigrants setting fire to hundreds of cars. Their message: We're mad as hell, and we're not going to let you park here anymore.
— STEWART

Night after night of rioting and looting and burning cars, but don't worry because the French government is working around the clock to figure out a way to blame it on us.
— DAVID LETTERMAN

The riots in France have been through their second week. No signs of slowing. Now first of all, let me congratulate the French on whatever sporting event they apparently won.
— STEPHEN COLBERT

The situation is really bad — today Chirac announced that the French are pulling out of France.
— JAY LENO”

“LOL. I like Leno's best.”

“Ze French have done something right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1G-3laJJP0

Mmmmmmm, Melissa Theuriau! Hotness exemplified.”

“Man wonder what she is going to look like in a burkha (LOL)?”

“I saw a bumpersticker today that made me laugh. It said, "Texas, it's bigger than France."”