Kleetn, do you know where your squirrel is!?

“the latest suspect:



Jerry Falwell reports that in addition to almost everyone else in America being at fault, squirrels are also not to be trusted!”

“I'm tellin' ya.
Those little guys are nuts!










sorry.”

“He told me right before he drug his nuts out the door..."if you're not with us, you're against us!" Falwell is right.”

“Falwell is FAR right!”

“

Shake it baybeeeeeee!

”

“squirrel nut zipper, now that's scary!”

“You'll have to cut & paste:

http://frizzo5.tripod.com/squirrel.jpg”

“Hmmmmmmmm....

I saw a semi-naked, anciently old, hermit-type-person out on the trail this summer.......

He was wearing what appeared to be a furry gray athletic supporter............

Too bad I didn't have on my glasses.”

“What an agent, what a squirrel
He's got the country in a whirl.
What's his name?
Shhh...Secret Squirrel.
He's got tricks, up his sleeve,
Most bad guys, won't believe.
A bullet proof coat, a cannon hat,
A machine gun cane with a rat tat tat tat.

Fights foreign spies
In his disquise,
Takes him many places,
He's a squirrel of many faces,
Who's that?
Shhh...Secret Squirrel.

”

“I'm relieved. Now I know we are safe!”

“That is real cool.....:)”

“Squirrels devore the unborn!!!
Objective, photographic evidence.”

“I just keep coming back to this thread. The squirrel kills me!”

“Wish I had a squirrel.”

“OK, that's adorable!”

“Have you guys seen the Geico insurence commercial with the squirels? It's a riot!”

“I had to post this tidbit. My wife and I went biking on a railtrail today and what happens-a squirrel runs in front of her bike. I guess the good Lord called him home.”

“Dinner!!”

“CHICAGO, Illinois (Reuters) -- Gray squirrels' faulty memories turn out to be good for forests, but the nut-hoarding habits of their red cousins are not, according to scientists.

The bane of suburban gardeners and backyard bird feeders, the ubiquitous gray squirrel buries walnuts, acorns and other nuts across the landscape in a pattern called "scatter hoarding," a Purdue University researcher said Tuesday.

Some nuts are forgotten and have a chance to germinate and sprout into black walnut, oak and hickory trees needed to regenerate steadily retreating hardwood forests.

The red squirrel, which invaded the U.S. Midwest from higher altitudes within the past century, usually piles nuts in a few above-ground caches, where the seeds dry out or are eaten.

Seven times as many walnuts gathered by gray squirrels germinate compared with walnuts hoarded by red squirrels, ecologist Rob Swihart said in a statement released by the West Lafayette, Indiana, university.

His findings were published in the latest issue of the Canadian Journal of Zoology.”