Addicted to Chapstick

“I have some preparation H that tingles [( ) insert name of someone here] lips...”

“That H stuff sucks...you get lots of H, but it don't come in a plastic dispenser tube like the rest of 'em.”

“I swear by the Carmex in the little tub. I used it on my vacation all wek and put it on my lips, my nose and cheeks to help with sun, wind and chilly nights. It's great in winter around the nose too.”

“Ya'll talk about some weird stuff. Carmex is good. I don't know if I'll be smearing it all over my face though.”

“I have never--not ever liked chapstick. My mom always had the original "flavor", and it was so waxy it hurt more than it helped.

I am addicted to Bath & Body Works lip baln. Lucious Lemon and the Peachy Mango are great. I also love the minty ones they have during the holidays. I think I must have something like 20 tubes and jars of the stuff, buy one every time I go to the mall it seems. Must try every flavor--for lack of a better term.”

“You can also grease a fishing reel with Carmex in a pinch.”

“This place has affected my shopping tendencies. I was in the store checkout and there was some of the Beewax balm. It cost over two bucks. I tried it and I have to say I prefer chapstick or carmex.”

“Well send me your burt's bees! Oh, wait, you already used it. You can keep it.”

“in case anyone was wondering, I have been chapstick free for 9 months!!!”

“Frankly, I don't care.”

“Who is this, Frank?”

“biz, you have kept someone busy by having them lick it off you for 9 months.....hmmmm 9 months, so are you having a tube of chapstick”

“Sounds great, but the first time you go out drinking... you'll buckle.”

“If you fall off the wagon, they sell cases containing 800 tubes at Costco...”

“Now what will you use for emergency fly floatant?? hmmmm??
Streamweaver”

“I had three tubes of chapstick (unscented of course) with me when I went backpacking last week”

“No flavor... but ya gots ta have the SPF these days... !


Back in the bad ol' days, nobody ever told us the Sun was trying to kill us, dammit! LOL”