A**HOLES W/DOGS

“who's suzy smith?”

“wow”

“Yeah, she told police that she had been carjacked and that her 2 kids were in the car. She actually drowned them in a nearby lake.

I worked with her husband a few years after that happened. Poor guy.”

“bet she's getting flooded with responses to her personal add - seriously.”

“She's not bad looking, as child-killers go.”

“ya, thats what i was thinkin”

“I don't think she gets conjugal visitation rights though.”

“bethca bmag would do her.

she looks pretty cute in her mug shot - not easy to do,

and he's liberal enough to believe she's paid enough for her crime.

plus, according to george castanza, it'd be the perfect relationship.”

“the more i think about it...

nah...

well, let me go look at that mug shot again...

nah, i've got too much to lose.”

“From what I've been able to gather so far, bearmagnet's criteria are as follows:

1. Willing
2. Reasonably attractive through beer goggles
3. Non-violent (this may leave poor Susan in the lurch)
4. Doesn't charge more than what he has in his pockets at the time”

“lol - don't be too hard on the guy.”

“Hey, those criteria aren't much different from my own when I was a young tomcat.”

“1. says in her profile she's hetero, so she must be hard up by now.

2. she's cute

3. well... well she has grown and matured alot since her incarceration.

4. she'd prolly do quite a bit for a pack of smokes.

5.[bonus] her favorite flower is the daisy!!!”

“...chain?”

“ROFLMFAO!!!!

She's a hottie and seems to only hate children so I'm thinking the violence might not be an issue. She's in prison so she wouldn't be after the money that I don't have. Can't argue against Costanza logic. I would be cool with conjugal visits....

Wait, is alcohol allowed at these visits?”

“Not unless it's beer she's been brewing in her toilet, no...”

“could always catch a buzz in the parking lot before going in.

another bonus - weirdo's are usually wild in bed.”

“That's the problem. She's probably a little aggressive in bed. She might like to play the Dominatrix and I'm pretty sure I would not let her tie me up...Oh well. The search continues.”

“Ummmmmmm, if yall think SHE'S a hottie, then I have no chance in hell!!!

Or, maybe all yall have beer goggles on right now:)”

“Aw, emmy, I'd pick you over her any day!

Of course, this is all academic from my standpoint, but WTH.”

“pictures?”

“Ya sick b@stards. I think that line is from the Simpsons.”

“I've seen pics of embear, she's WAY better lookin than ole suzie, and from all impressions probably more fun on a date too, especiaally considering suzy can't really get out and enjoy a nice walk with you.”

“What does this have to do with a$$holes with dogs?”

“I'm an #&%!$ with a dog.”

“"weirdo's are usually wild in bed."
sacco

Oh! Sounds like you've had some interesting experiences. Tell us about it.”

“whoops. I meant a$$hole.”

“Potty mouth”

“Nice walk? Who's talking about walking?”

“i'm an a$$hole with dogs too.

and so are you zac, whatcha whining about?

would you rather talk about our dogs, or have embear post some sexy pictures proving that she's way hotter than ol' suzy Q ?”

“well... i think so , i can't remember any details. it's been a long time since i've had any sex with strange women.”

“She can't be hotter!”

“"i'm an a$$hole with dogs too.

and so are you zac, whatcha whining about?

would you rather talk about our dogs, or have embear post some sexy pictures proving that she's way hotter than ol' suzy Q ?"
sacco
03:38:40 PM

Upon further consideration, I would like to retract my earlier statement and suggest that we pursue Sacco's last item.”

“Uh, I'm not postin any pics. Thats bit's job. We already went through this on the dating sucks thread.

I could post some of my doggie, though:)”

“Get going Bit! And somewhere besides community web. And not that really distorted one of hers!”

“I think the only pic I have of her is on Webshots.”

“BAHH!!!

i thought you were the "smartest guy on trail talk" ?

whoever posts hot pics of embear gets my vote.”

“sacco, guess you have not had any for a while, since all women are strange.”

“I'm probably also the laziest guy on Trail Talk, lol!”

“yes. that's true.

i'm going home now.

thanks for ending my day on a positive note T O M.”

“sacco, have an enjoyable evening. I suggest a date with embear. All this talk about having sex and it sounds like she does not want to be left out!”

“Okay, okay. All I said was that Susan Smith is kinda scary and that its really scary if yall think she's hot. That's it. Did I ever mention sex??? Nooooooo. All you TT pervs just manage to sway the conversation.....LOL!”

“Are we truly different than any other pervs though?”

“Meow!


She's hot in that sick scary kind of way.”

“Man bites dog, police say

Tuesday, December 14, 2004 Posted: 12:10 PM EST (1710 GMT)

GAINESVILLE, Florida (AP) -- A man has been charged with animal cruelty for allegedly biting his Jack Russell terrier as punishment, and police say he used a 200-pound bull mastiff in an attempt to keep back officers who arrived to arrest him.

The mother of Mount Lee Lacy's girlfriend called police because she was concerned about an argument between him and her daughter about Lacy's unusual discipline method for his dog Lady.

Officers kicked down the apartment door when they heard an argument and a barking dog. Lacy was holding the mastiff named Breaker on a taut leash 6 feet inside the door. The officers drew their guns but didn't fire.

Lacy, 21, was handcuffed and jailed Saturday on one count each of felony animal cruelty and resisting arrest without violence. He remained in the Alachua County Jail on $25,000 bail Tuesday.

"He said that biting the dog was good punishment and that's how you train them, that dogs bite so that's what they understand," Sgt. Keith Kameg said. "When an officer went to check on (Lady), she was cowering in the back of her crate as if the officer was going to hurt her."

Police reported Lady's left front paw was bloody from a bite. Jack Russell terriers normally weigh no more than 16 pounds.

"If you are inflicting injury or breaking skin, or the dog is responding to pain, you are not doing any good," said Pepe Peruyero, a former police officer who operates a dog training school in nearby High Springs.”

“I'm sorry, what's his name, Lacy? no wonder he bites.”

“"his dog lady"?”

“Dogs are never to blame about their behavior. It's always the owner's fault. Dog's respond and train well when given affection and treats as rewards and not by being scared or beaten into submission.

Hopefully that dog was taken out of the home and will be put up for adoption.”

“Another good point. A man named Lacy with a dog named Lady. I think there's more crime going on here than just biting.”