Undergear

“Ok, somebody had to bring it up. Don't look so shocked, you knew it would be me.

Kleety already admits he goes Commando...Anybody got special backpacking underwear?”

“spandex shorts, like biking shorts but unpadded......I think HIND makes them, yeah thats who. They are easy to wash and dry overnight in the sleeping bag

come to think of it thats all I wear sometimes.”

“REI MTS briefs.

like a velvety sack for the family jewels.”

“ruby red”

“......cobalt blue?”

“deja vu?”

“i gotz PHAT ROKZ, yo!”

“Fine, but are any of you willing to provide photo-documentation? We want proof!”

“the fancy REI-type stuff, the no cotton thing is for real”

“cotton balls are bad.”

“yeah....real bad”

“i'm thinking about trying out a velvety banana hammock.”

“OK, now THAT I wanna see!”

“OK Gilliagan”

“i think that something in purple shag would be groovy.”

“I got some women's wicking boxers, nice and comfy.”

“No, no, shag obscures detail...I mean...wouldn't that chaff?”

“My father had a fur lined jock strap.

sister gave it to him for Christmas

Hummm......(not TXwoodymama though)”

“maybe lined with bunny fur.”

“His sister? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!







(I think that's gross, and I'm from Kentucky!)”

“Hmmmmm, Haines... LOL”

“silk boxers, nothing but the best for the boys...”

“all last week, at work, security had to check large bags.

it was quite an invasion of my privacy!”

“You're lucky they weren't checking something else. That would have been a different kind of invasion altogether!”

“Patagonia Capilene briefs are nice but there ain't enough Space.”

“REI MTS Boxers”

“I hear ya Mr.tilt. I got a few pairs and wear 'em on every hike, however, there ain't no room for excitement! 80”

“You know, now that we all have these mental images of what you guys look like in your underwear, this is what we'll remember while reading anything else that you guys post. It's hard to take a flame war seriously when it is carried on by skivvie clad arguers.”

“Semper ubi sub ubi”

“Hmmmmmmmm.”

“Remember, always wear underwear”

“Moving comfort dry layer.”

“The way to a man's heart is through his underpants.”

“No Comment.”

“So far all I got is an image of Austin Power's in purple shag..”

“you LOVE ME!!!!!”

“I love Austin Powers- he's shagadelic”

“REI wicking underwear.”

“Those swim trunks with the mesh liner. Still keeps the trouser trout in place.”

“Whatever is clean!”

“Duofold cool max undies, there great.”

“violin- I WANT I WANT”

“she wants me, BAD!!!!”

“Biz-

They are only $11.95.”

“she wants my BAG!!!!”