Now For the Really Freaky Stuff

“that idea is UDDERLY stupid

:D~”

“ROFLMAO!

I usually don't wear a G-string to bed unless its a special request.”

“And then it's on your head.”

“Well...........I'M REQUESTING!”

“Yo embear!

Heve you ever visited D.C.?”

“You MILKED that for all it's worth...”

“You got it, embear. Are you going to bring me one? I mean beside the see-through one?”

“bet it would be a MOOving experience...”

“report to the a**hole thread.”

“Cud..Puddle....nah......”

“yes embear... you bad ;op”

“What are you trying to say, sacco? I wish I could resist...curiosity will kill me......gotta go.”

“Marko - yes
Bearmag - yes
Y2- yes”

“Wow. I've never had a women bring me a G-string. I think I'm in love again.”

“so am I following this, did bearmag just hook up with embear here?

wow, cool,,,,


dang, I'm jealous!”

“hook up? Naw, I'm just gonna pimp him out:)

BM, love is relative”

“It's a Gateway commercial waiting to happen.”

“lol!

dang, shes smart too!”

“Pimp me out to who?

Yes. Love is relative. So is life.”

“To the whores in DC - who else?”

“Well now I'm crushed. Again. I've had my cyberheart ripped out with an embear spoon!”

“How much you hoping to raise Embear?”

“Pleas, no bids from y2! I don't go that way!”

“Well, since I don't know what he looks like, its hard to say what he would go for. I'm assuming that he has experience, so I'm sure I could raise a fair amount. I sure am needing some new gear!”

“well Dupont Circle is the place if your going to pitch him Embear, I think he knows the area well already.”

“wtf?

thats gross!”

“oh yeah, this is the freaky stuff thread.”

“I thought Ecstasy use was declining in NY.”

“LOL! Careful, Y2!

you know, I'm crushed but I've never had a women treat me like a piece of meat and it's kind of............titllating......in a weird freaky way...........

What was this thread about?”

“Be careful how you spell that....”

“You mean to tell me people in their right minds do this? Wait, no, I think women would do this. I guess that explains why I don't understand.”

“The term is "differently sane".”

“Spell what? Did you know the "dot" above an "i" is a tittle? The umlaut is a tittle so not all tittles are umlauts.”

“Stuck to a couch for 6 years?

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html”

“Yup, that was in the local news down here this morning, hard to figure how anyone could stand to be in the house with her, or even live next door.

She apparently didn't get off the couch for quite literally anything, not once not for any reason.

pretty gross huh.”

“Jeez that's weird. And sad.”

“Yes our news had said as much. And that they had to pump in fresh air before the rescuers could go in.

The question is, how does one survive that long? I would imagine she had a whole new definition of "bed sores" growing on her. I mean, her flesh must have been rotting, no?”

“yeah, thats teh same thing we said yesterday in teh office talking about it.

eeeewwwwwwwwwwww”

“So, how many months would you let your wife/girlfriend sit on the couch before you, I dunno, GOT HELP MAYBE?

The guy said he tried to get her off the couch, but damn, at some point ya gotta think, maybe I need a few more people, or a crane or something.”

“or, possibly, stop feeding her truckloads of food? weird.”

“That's nothing. I've been stuck to my office chair for longer than that.

At least it seems that long.”

“this is a pic gemini once posted.







”

“I didn't need to see that!”

“tdale, welcome to trailtalk!”

“Why is that person/thing lying in the street naked???”

“embears curious about why it's nekkid?”

“Surgeon John Ronald Brown, 77, whose medical license was revoked in 1977 but who continued to practice on the dark side, was convicted in San Diego in 1999 of second-degree murder for a botched operation that brought to light the rare malady of apotemnophilia. Those afflicted - - said to be fewer than 200 people worldwide - - get sexual gratification by having an arm or leg removed. The Internet underground had spread word of Brown's willingness to perform the surgery without asking embarrassing questions (such as "why?"). [Columbia (Mo.) Daily Tribune-AP, 5-24-98; Tampa Tribune-AP, 2-1-00]”

“OMG...that is soooo sick.......”

“Plus you can do this only four times...”