Things I Consider a Real Problem

“After a long hike, getting to the swimming hole and realizing I forgot to wax my bikini line.

WORSE! Hiking in Europe and realizing everybody else did too!!!!!!

EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“No Comment.”

“Sh!t, just go swimming buck naked!

Next problem!”

“Kind of like sitting down to take a creak, propping your leg up on a log along the trail, talking to the dozen or so hikers passing by before realizing that your one-eyed wonder worm has been in perfect view the entire duration.”

“that's "break"!”

“Biz. Nothing worse than sideburns- on WOMEN!”

“Someone must have a very simple life! :o)”

“Rosey, that reminds me of the one episode of Friends...

Gunther to Feebie's boyfriend:

"Hey buddy, put your mouse back in his house."”

“Rosey, that reminds me of the one episode of Friends...

Gunther to Feebie's boyfriend:

"Hey buddy, put your mouse back in his house."”

“would that be phoebe?”

“That reminds me of the time me and my buddy had just filled our collapsable 5 gallon water jug and were hiking back to camp. There were two girls and one guy taking a creak (break) and I stopped just down hill from where the girls were sitting.

But just the opposite, no trouser trout but a pretty good looking clam looking at us!!! Yes, we did stay and 'chat' while we rested for the trek back to camp.

Don't ya love those dark glasses?”

“Mmmmmmm....bearded clam.”

“No one has mentioned anything I would consider to be a real problem on this thread yet. I would like to say that I agree w/ Biz on one comment. There is something slightly disturbing about jumpin' in a mtn. lake in Germany and having 3 or 4 very hairy German woman do the same. I guess not shaving "those areas" does cut down on shower time and add to valuable sleep time though! HeHeHe”

“I have a problem with perfectly young, healthy women making the young bag boys in the grocery store wheel their carts out to their cars.”

“Let's all take a creak from this thread.”

“Aww, they're just hoping one of the boys props his leg up on the rear bumper and gives them a shot of the trouser mouse.”

“Sometimes I do that Lipstick . . . 'cause I'm being lazy. I have a problem w/ the fact that perfectly healthy, young women aren't allowed to use those electric go-cart things in Wal-Mart.


Just kidding!”

“their supposed to be for handicapped folk, but I only see fat people in them.”

“switchback, LMAO”

“That was hilarious. I have often thought the same thing.”

“Yeah, if you don't hang over the edge of the cart, don't get on the thing!!!”

“Continueing on the lighter side, I dislike those ads that show up so far into the corner of your screen, that you have to make the effort to move them over to be able to reach the "X" to get rid of them.”

“She was so big...
she had to muck her bathroom.”

“Or...

He/She could buff both sides of the escalator... at the same time!”

“Joy, I got no kids, no husband, plenty of money in the bank, my health, happiness and sanity (almost)

The only thing I worry about is making friends.”

“Wanna trade for a day Biz? :o)”

“BTW, I have a chest cold, just got my paycheck cut in half (work part time now), have a baby who's teething (Crabby) and a husband who's hearing his nation "calling" him! naw forget it; you'd have to be TOTALLY insane! :o)”

“I hate waiting for the light to green. No red lights- green lights only for me.”

“Biz - I'll be your friend. You'll not have to worry about bothering me.”

“What's with there never being any tp in National Forest outhouses?”

“Clinton is to blame for that.”

“Yeah, I only see fat people using those electric shopping carts.

This talk of bag-boys brings to mind a joke.

A woman decides its time to shag a bag-boy at the grocery store.
She wheels her cart outside and says to the bag-boy, "Boy, I got me an itchy pu$$y."
The young man turns to her with a puzzled look and says, "Lady, you're going to have to point it out to me, all those Japanese cars look alike to me."”

“The national media broadcasting stories about biological warfare and terrorism and how simple it would be for some terrorist to manufacture and release it and how unprepared we are for just such an incident.”

“That DO seem a might irresponsible to me!”

“Briar Rabbit, I am w/ ya. That is something I would really consider a real problem.”

“The fact that Violin won't tell me how to insert something like that little dancing hampster thing. Share the knowledge, man.”

“These are _real_ problems?

You guys need to get out walking more. Being stuck inside has done something to your heads.”

“sklukaz -

You have me all wrong.

I have no experience inserting dancing hamsters or any other rodents for that matter.

Please stop spreading rumors.”

“blech!!”

“I consider it a real problem when Violin wants our mama's maiden names and socials. HeHeHe!”

“Who, me? Would I do a thing like that? I am mortally wounded. No, I REALLY want to know how to do that. I figured you would know how. I never meant to imply anything else. Really ¦Þ”

“Joy. Is Hyperpacker a reserve? My best to you guys if he is.”

“Reformed, no I am free of an current military obligation. I did however talk to "my uncle" for a 1/2 hr on saturday. He wants me to come and visit,I am not sure if I want to see "him" again.”

“sklukaz -

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Use the URL for the image, not the whole page. To find that, right click on an image you like and click on 'Properties'.

Be forewarned that raddy will be pissed.”

“violin just wants me to spank him.”

“You want to insert a dancing hampster, sklukaz? I heard that stuff used to be popular in San Francisco, but it sounds pretty gross to me.”

“Tnx Violin, you da bomb!!!!”

“OMG, ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“...and it even has his little yellow banana in it!!!!!!!!!!!”