Real First Names

“you got your picture taken with john denver?

sweet!!!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gawd, if I only had a dollar.....

When reading the previous Zaleski TTreport thread, Mr.walkindude said he finally figured out who he thinks I look like...and guess who it was? My previous place of employment, when I entered my office the very first day, there was a screensaver with JD's picture of it showing. I knew it wasn't a coincidence, and sure enough, it wasn't.”

“A couple of my Chinese students (who loved being given English names - one of my wife's students asked to be calld Navy) gave me a Chinese name, Chen Si (pronounced chuhn sih and loosely translates as "The Thinker"). Since Chinese names put surname first, in this case Chen, I guess that makes my "first" name Si.”

“Here we are #1, #2,”

“Take a wild guess.”

“Michael”

“But I prefer "His Majesty"

My wife calls me Will as in "Will you do..."”

“Phil's real first name is Mark.
Mozark's first name is Mark.
Mel's real name is Mark.
And you can call me Mark too.”

“I'm named after a mode of transportation if seen in a mirror.”

“Call me bark.
BOL!
(o:3”

“Hey my name is Mark too! Small world..”

“"Mark" me down as another one of the many.

I've also been known as "Hung of the Alleghenies" as I go swinging through the rugged highlands.”

“can i be one of "the funky bunch"?”

“You'll have to stop using that perfume......if ya want to be funky enough.”

“heh. Aero, your real name is Aero?

It's Belinda, but everybody calls me 'B'”

“Or just wear wicking tee shirts all the time. None of those fancy pants anti-bacterial ones either!”

“my bunny-fur-lined, purple-shag banana hammock is funky!”

“Forrest

Last name is NOT Gump! Although the sys admin at a place I used to work changed my user id to "gump" - without bothering to ask if it was OK or even tell me - when the movie came out. I had to guess what my new user id was. I got it on about the second try. Some of my friends from that job still call me Gump. I prefer Forrest (or "Your Lordship").”

“Biz- I wish my parents would have named me Aero. It could have been worse- my father could have been Frank Zappa. Anyway, here are a few folks with my name..1,2,&3”

“Yer pickin' yer bananas too green.”

“Another Bill here!”

“Ahmet got off easy...”

“I think Racist would be fitting for most of you!”

“Hell-lllooo, Tarp Rat
I think you've got something there

Trigger happy too!”

“Won Hung Lo”

“JAMES
JOHN
ROBERT
MICHAEL
WILLIAM
DAVID
RICHARD
CHARLES
JOSEPH
THOMAS
CHRISTOPHER
DANIEL
PAUL
MARK
DONALD
GEORGE
KENNETH
STEVEN
EDWARD
BRIAN
RONALD
ANTHONY
KEVIN
JASON
MATTHEW
GARY
TIMOTHY
JOSE
LARRY
JEFFREY
FRANK
SCOTT
ERIC
STEPHEN
ANDREW
RAYMOND
GREGORY
JOSHUA
JERRY
DENNIS


Oh... wait a minute... you want mine?

FUGGETABOUTIT!”

“James aka Jim aka Jamey aka SFC aka Spam”

“James aka Jim aka Jamie aka BMF aka Radagast”

“I think it would be fun to stalk some of you. I could find some cool new trails to bp on.
Anyone interested in stalking me should look around the Lake Tahoe Basin. I'll be there somewhere. But you probably shouldn't ask anyone if they have seen Tahoe, they would think you were crazy.
you: "have you seen Tahoe?"
them: " why yes, it is the big blue spot down there. what are you crazy?"
Thats probably what would happen. LOL”

“I think it would be fun to stalk some of you. I could find some cool new trails to bp on.
Anyone interested in stalking me should look around the Lake Tahoe Basin. I'll be there somewhere. But you probably shouldn't ask anyone if they have seen Tahoe, they would think you were crazy.
you: "have you seen Tahoe?"
them: " why yes, it is the big blue spot down there. what are you crazy?"
Thats probably what would happen. LOL”

“I already knew it was Belinda.. :)”

“your name's statue? or buck?


the 1st time I met my ex-husband I called him 'Snaggletooth'

lesson learned: never make fun of someone's teeth”

“I was stoned when they took #2.”

“The one REAL first name I wanted to know.. ain't here..

*pout*”

“Jayson, but everyone calls me Jay.
College Nickname - Cleetus
Softball Nicknames: Buzz, Lumber”

“TT nickname: Ohio Axe Murderer”

“nobody said nuttin about nicknames.. and i ain't saying nuttin.. for now.”

“Mike”

“Just call me "Dude".”

“Bob”

“Since you'll never guess it, my real first name is Ztirf.

Pretty clever, isn't it, how I just spelled it backwards to come up with a screen name. ;-)”

“That's a cool name Ztirf.”

“hyperpacker”

“Skiracer-
I'm actually #3. If you give me your addresses I'll mail you all a big-ass ham!”

“I'm changing it to Yoshakalika though

It fits me better


(did anybody get Nigal's post?)”

“I did. Someone should be Allota Fagina”

“Nope.”

“I once did a search for my first name - in all of Virginia there were only 27 other people listed in the online white pages with the same name.

'nuf said - just call me HOI”

“my school visa says: jean claude.”