Graet Green Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

“The raccoon that hangs out around my home turned into roadkill sometime last night. I'll miss him, but I won't miss picking up all the garbage that he throws around on garbage day.”

“cheaper than a bullet!”

“and i forgot my spoon, but i brought my straaaaaawww!!!”

“Hey, someone just evened the score, is all. A guy at work hit a bison in Yellowstone with his '82 Honda Civic. The Bison caved in the entire passenger side (or half) of the car (luckily no passengers) and pretty much totalled it.
After the first Quarter:
Animals 1
Cars 1”

“BTW, the Bison walked away; the car was towed.”

“...granulated monkey meat,
perculated birdie's feet...



...and me without my spoon!


More summer camp memories!”

“...granulated monkey meat,
perculated birdie's feet...



...and me without my spoon!


More summer camp memories!”

“flashback or deja vu? LOL!!!!”

“The score at Half:

Animals- 2
Humans- 1 (see MT Griz Attack Thread)”

“Haven't heard that song in decades!

My lyrics were slightly different.”

“Buddha, I feel your pain...not really.LOL. We got a neighborhood tomcat that needs killin'. It sh!ts in my garden torments my dogs by staying on opposite sides of the fence.”

“Chopped up baby parakeet!”

“I wonder if kids still sing that song or if it would be a reason to rush them into counseling these days.


Here's one I bet they don't sing anymore:

Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the burning of the school
We have tortured all the teachers
We have broken every rule
We broke into the office
And we murdered the principal
Our truth is marching on!

Glory, glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a rulah
I stood in the corner
With a Colt .44
And now she is no more!”

“Ummm, Ted Nugent:
Animals - 2
Humans - 3,567”

“Looks like the animals are getting slaughtered.

Will the Animals make a comeback for the 4th quarter?”

“Violin, my son reports that they sing that regularly and with glee. He has never once been referred to the school psychologist.”

“By the way, where is Buddha?”

“I don't know exactly where he is but I did find his website.”

“chopped up parakeet (sorry Maple and Scorchie)
dirty rotten monkey feet (sorry Lyra)


LOL!”

“LMMFBO @ NIG


grrrr you spider killer!


he wants a kiss
”

“GASP! I dated that bltch back in highschool!”

“OMG


bad bad nigal!

teehee”

“Nigal beat me to it, damn!”

“yeah by only by 4 1/2 hours

LOL”

“rotting eyeballs rolling down a dirty street, and me with out my SPOON!”

“I thought the eyeballs were swimming in a pool of blood?!”