Gear Winners!

“they just replaced the wheels on the capital building, too!”

“LOL, the haven't replaced the skirting yet. They're waiting for a barn to blow down so they can salvage the tin.”

“Two hillbillys, Billy and Billy Bob, from Arkansas were chatting and Billy asked Billy Bob if he wanted to play 20 Questions. Billy Bob replied he didn't know that game, so Billy explained that he will think of an object and you can ask 20 questions to try to figure out what i'm thinking of. Billy (thinking to himself) Billy Bob will never get "mule dick".
Billy Bob's first question: "Can you lick it?"
Billy: In a hesitant voice.."I suppose you could!"
Billy Bob: "Is it mule dick?"”

“ROFLMAO at Baddur!!!!”

“I personally like Tom Terrific's Ohio joke:

Why did the 12 year old Buckeye run away from home?

He didn't like how his father was rearing him.

Why did the Buckeye go back home?

He couldn't stand to leave his brothers behind!”

“If your mama refuses to remove the Marlboro from her lips before she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass - you might be a redneck.
~Jeff Foxworthy”

“Can't wait to check out the Listerine Oral Care Strips...seems like another marvel in oral hygene for the trail.”

“I just finished reading that whole media thread....our local FOX affiliate "News that Works for You" did a story about these a couple weeks ago. Testers liked the strips, but the effects only lasted about 30 minutes.”

“So you an catch a buzz from them???”

“They look like hits of acid. Not that I would know or anything........... I'll just shut up now....”

“no silly, the fresh breath only lasted 30 minutes! speak to others at your own risk!”

“Good one buddur - lmao!

I tried one of those last week smiley girl - they are strong!”

“Are they Cop-proof on a Saturday night?”

“They are good. Kind of like a desolving scotch tape/listerien. Very good for kitten breath.”

“And where might one purchase these?”

“Zim's makes a good cream to moisturizes dry, cracked, thickened skin...wherever you may have it.”

“those mouth strips are nice. We got some free. I guess they figure that college students need them, hmmmm.”