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A**HOLES W/HOGSView MessagesViewing posts 1 to 13 of 13 messages posted.
A**HOLES W/HOGS “They really get my goat! Most hikers (but not all, mind you) with freakin' hogs think they own the darned woods for cripes sake! They let the smelly bas!ards run amok in the camping areas. Heck, you can't even find a spot big enough for a solo tent that hasn't been rooted - some places look like a gosh darn Cat D10 has been plowing up the backcountryside. And those sows with piglets? Whoa mama! They charge full speed toward you w/o ANY WARNING! I've come doggone close to givin'em a good rap with my stick, I tell ya. Then ol' farmer John comes moseying 'round the bend in the trail as if YOU'VE done something wrong. KEEP THEM ON A LEASH, darn it. And some of those boars can be pretty orn'ry, too. Bas!ards!” 6:40:44 PM 9/26/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “I recon Pamster will agree with ya about Hogs in camp. LOL!!!” 6:58:22 PM 9/26/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “Hiking with sheep is better. Try it,it's not too baaaaad. You may now groan.” 8:50:38 PM 9/26/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “Dang pot-bellied gluttons, anywho! Aways steppin' in their crap BTW - Anyone want to adopt and give a pig a good home?” 10:13:57 PM 9/26/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “I say we have a hiker revolution.” 10:30:06 PM 9/26/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine... Number nine...” 10:31:47 PM 9/26/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “I thought this thread was about a woman hiking with a bunch of large poled men.....” 10:33:10 PM 9/26/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man... Turn Me On Dead Man...” 11:27:11 PM 9/26/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “Doesn't Lipstick Hiker take her hog with her on outings?” 11:46:32 PM 9/26/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “Some pigs smell out truffles. That ain't all bad. Don't forget bacon!!” 2:49:36 AM 9/27/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “I guess baume 66 will have to give a report about hiking with a Hog when we get back from Saint Marys Wilderness area (big grin).” 8:07:37 AM 9/27/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “We need closure on this thread. Anybody seen PigObGyn lately?” 10:21:03 AM 9/27/01 RE: A**HOLES W/HOGS “A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the pigs. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BOAR MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR. The wife turns to her husband and says, ?He mated 50 times in a year. Isn?t that nice!? After passing a boar that had mated 65 times, she grinningly quips, ?You could learn from this one!? They reach the last boar, whose owner is stroking the beast?s head. ?How many times has your boar mated this year?? asks the wife. ?This here?s the pride of Laypipe County: 365 times, ma?am.? The wife?s jaw drops, and she turns to her husband. ?Wow! You could really learn from this one. You should ask him what his secret is!? The fed-up man turns to the breeder and says, ?Hey, mister?was it all with the same sow??” 10:24:59 AM 9/27/01
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