MOM, APPLE PIE AND BASEBALL

“All over the news people are bitching and moaning about the so-called ?terrorist threat?.


Doesn?t anyone else see the hypocrisy here?

Baseball: blunt force trauma, thoracic injury, abrasions, sprains, strains, fractures, eye injuries, getting hit ?where it counts? by a wild hop, bench clearing brawls, athlete's foot, getting rolled up in the tarp machine...

Apple pie: ?WARNING - FILLING MAY BE HOT?

Mom: Do I even have to go here?

Where is your sense of MORAL OUTRAGE?!!!”

“Go Mariners.”

“Practice Non-Violins.”

“"Violins in school"--my all time favorite SNL skit.”

“LOL, PedXing!

(And go, Phillies!)”

“Go Diamondbacks!

Baseball is not that violin compared to motocross (my favorite sport)”

“"Must have Pie..."

Eric Cartman”

“I like the 49ers. Steve Young took so many hits he forgot who he was. GO FOOTBALL!!”

“waaaarm aapple piiieeee”

“"What day is it?"

"Sunday."

"How many fingers?"

"Three."

"Who are you?"

"I'm BATMAN!"”

“Make it chocolate pudding pie. A dish served best cold.”

“NASCAR, Pizza, & Nekkid Chicks w/Brest Implants.”

“Any of you ever look at those old movies with beach scenes where all the girls have regular chest sizes. Their tops look empty compared to the implants of today.”

“Ain't it cool! :@)”

“Lipstick, those gals are what I call real women...not like todays girls...too artificial. BTW, could you define "regular chest sizes". Lol”

“Played golf with Barry Bonds in 87. Nice guy. Go Giants.”