WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP ABOUT POLITICS !

“I am sick of this never ending debate over politics. My dogma is better then yours, my dogma has this, my dogma has that. Take your dogma and shove it up you stupid redneck bickering ashes, and go to heck while you're at it, YOU CUPID SPEAKIN DUCK PUNCHIN SACKA RABIES!!!!!”

“Hey, who you callin a sacka rabies?!

They'll NEVER give it up, you miht as well join in.:o)”

“Agreed.

Let's discuss religion instead!!!”

“How about a gun thread?”

“My karma ran over my dogma.”

“"eat my shorts!"

-bart simpson”

“I liked it better when the prevailing topics were "puppy piles" and lime green jello and prestidigitation.”

“Otter: Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

D-Day: Let's do it.

Bluto: LET'S DO IT!!”

“"Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's get this over so I can go back to killing you with beer"

-Homer Simpson”

“wow . . talk about too much violins on the internet!!!”

“Who's a redneck?”

“Take your communist prestidigitation and shove it up your duck!”

“Nuns with guns.”

“nuns with garters, no undies, and guns!!!!”

“Can I change my name to D-Day? I resemble that remark.”

“Since he's psychotic, how 'bout we call ya Bluto Bear?”

“My dog's ma is a bbitch.”

“How 'bout just the rest of you dumb-azzez shutchyer snaggle-toothed cigar-holes a'fore yuh catches flies in them.”

“I reccommend we start drinking heavily.

Dean Wermer - "And that brings me to Mr. Blutkoski, your GPA is a 0.0."”

“I feel there is too much testosterone in this forum. ***hands out the estrogen to male hikers***”

“Oh no, not another too much stuff about politics thread!”

“Well, there is always Sex or Religion?”

“sex for me, please”

“Don't be sexist - broads hate that.”

“Anymore, I just ignore the threads I'm not interested in. My life is very peaceful this way.”

“"My dogma is better then yours, my dogma has this,"

It was until Stevehkr sprayed him.

"Just whene ya think life's a b!tch it has puppies!"”

“Kleetn, what is that tiny, skinny, flimsy symbol above your post? :)”

“How 'bout we start a non-controversial, true Backpacking Thread like Favorite Backpacker Abortion Stories? or, Capital Punishment on the Trail?. Let's try to keep politics out of this, folks!”

“"my dogma" spelled backwards and rearranged:

"ym magod"

"y'm ma god"

"y'm a god"

"I'm a god"”

“If you are one who has a problem with hikers punching ducks, then maybe you should consider keeping your little web footed friend on a FREAKIN' LEASH for cryin' out loud!”

“Why don't we just not discuss anything? That way we can all feel warm and fuzzy in our own world-views. We won't have to think at all. Bliss”

“where can i get a beer around here?”

“how about reviving the favorite movie thread
What did you think about "Dogma"?
did you like it?
me 2”

“Ok, sex, religion, and beer.

oh, and guns too.

What gun do you like to take to Sunday prayer services at Hooters?”

“I have an objection, but I can't remember what it was since I started thinking about those garter-wearing nuns...”

“Nuns wear gaitors?”

“gator-rasslin' huns?”

“Tater smackin' buns?”

“Hey, anybody see the thread over at CNN.com's boards about Kelty's new line of ultralight clothes? Kuel man...kuel!”

“Run for cover! The gear talk has begun!”

“Ever notice I never get involved in these discussions?”

“Ultra-lite clothing huh? Does Kelty make garters and thongs?”

“Kelty Leather? Does it chafe?”

“You guys crack me UP!
Somebody starts an innocent thread like "Dont Throw Your Politics My Way" and in no time you have defiled and degraded it into "Nuns With Garters".
Well done!
Kleetn - Great quote from one of the most socially and politically relevant flics of all time..toGA!, toGA!, toGA!!!”

“politics politics politics politics politics politics”

“I can't stand these darned Euro-hikers that continue to hike on the left side of the trail, when everybody knows you should bear right when hiking.”

“Just grin and bare it any way you can.

Crack 'em a vertical smile!”

“I-am-om, I loved that movie! My kids turned me on to it. I don't know when I laughed that much at a movie. It had something to offend every one! Jay and Fat Bob just slay me.”