Backpacking is SEXY!!

“I better stop posting to this thread.. I am gonna get in Sooo much trouble.

:)”

“I've got nice legs.”

“I know my husband likes to watch me hike in front of him. It puts a smile on his face.”

“How can you tell?
Do you walk backwards?”

“hmmm, legs, I usually wear hiking pants....I was always told that is the way to go, but I think the legs zipper off. Now if these pants only had a zipper on my [censored] for easy access, he he he.”

“Tom, if she is anything like my wife, I am sure she has eyes in the back of her head.”

“*can't refrain from responding, (shatner-voice) can't.. refrain..from.. re-.. sponding)

MP: Just wear guys pants. Then you will have easy access to your.. uMmm.. equipment.”

“TownDawg, lol”

“What the heck is a fart2987? Is it the latest model? he he he”

“MP: hehe.. the bad part about being at work.. is that you might have two or three different conversations going at once.. but as it got quiet here.. the guy in the same office module turned his speakers up and played the WAV file to make us all laugh.

(Figured it might point this thread in a different direction.)”

“Zipp-i-dee-doo-dah!!!”

“Drats! No audio on my computer here at the office, just the attorneys get audio. I will have to listen to it when I get home! Why are we changing the topic from sex to farts?”

“(said tongue in cheek)


Cos you are turning us all on at work MP.. we need to cool down.

But hey.. now that we have taken a breather.. so what do you sleep in, MP?

(LMAO -- like I would ever get to see)”

“Nothing can spoil the mood faster than ripping a good one!”

“chili35, thank you. Females peripheral vision is amazing, lol.

Tom T, since you really seem to want to know the complete circumstances, I will tell you. Hubby says to me, "I like you hiking in front of me. You look so cute. I turn around smiling to see him smiling. Arent' you glad you asked? Isn't it special?”

“Let's no start in about THOSE kinda farts!”

“When I am camping, I sleep in black long john's that we purchased from the Army and Navy store. They are comfy and they have that little flap pocket in front for easy access, he he he”

“Oh, and Lipstick Hiker, you are a hottie, I saw Phil's Photo Page...”

“MP is telling LH that she is a hottie?.. hMmm.. *knowing smile* We all know what THAT means..”

“**looks around innocently** he he he”

“TownDawg, lol, don't want burst your bubble, but I am into men! he he he. Although I do have this fantasy of me and Ravenseer pitching our camp, when through the woods comes this gorgeous woman with long flowing brunnette hair and large ( O )( O ) and she is wearing short daisy-duke style levi's cutt-off shorts, with hiking boots, and a white cligy t-shirt...darn I can't remember the rest. [grin]”

“TWO nekkid girls dancing around the campfire, kissing and stuff!.. All right.. now it gets INTERESTING!!”

“But I knew you were into MEN sweetie.. why else would you drag Ravenseer along.. and from what I can tell, a VERY lucky guy ..

:)”

“Wow! I want to know where the damn cencorship posse that flipped out on me (and for much, much more innocent stuff) is at? Where is OmaHiker and the rest of the sex talk haters? You guys have some gutter talk to clean-up right away. Be very careful Mysty . . . there is a vast majority around here that hates . . . nay . . . loathes this kind of posting. The will chase down the offender and flame anything you have to say from now on. They especially don't like girls who post this stuff (you may have noticed that Town Dawg is not one of the majority, he laps this filth right up).”

“Thanks Misty. I think I'm going to go and cover up now!”

“Thanks Newgirl! I will keep in clean from now on! Strictly to backpacking! I apologize if I offended anybody! :)”

“Actually it's a vocal minority, but I think they react more to the speaker than the content.”

“Oh.. newgirl.. geEez.. that hurt.. c'mon.. I am not that bad.. I just luv to tease right back.

You make me out to sound like some kind of perv.”

“Again, I am so sorry, I got carried away, especially with Backpacking is Sexy thread. Sorry folks! :)”

“MystyPines, don't take newgirl so seriously. There's a lot of innuendo flying around here all the time.”

“Ya just knew she'd be back someday.