Backpacking is SEXY!!

“Does anyone care to disagree?”

“*lol* .. depends on who you get to hike with Biz.”

“Oh yeah...nuttin' better than a sweaty hiker. :Þ”

“I'm too sexy for my pack
too sexy for my pack
Too sexy!!!”

“I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my pack, too sexy for my pack
Backpacking's going to hurt me

I'm a BP'er, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on Trail Talk
Yeah, on Trail Talk, on Trail Talk, yeah
I do my little turn on Trail Talk

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for this chat
Too sexy for this chat, what d'you think about that

I'm a BP'er, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on Trail Talk
Yeah, on Trail Talk, on Trail Talk, yeah
I shake my little touche on Trail Talk”

“Have you got a picture of your butt, Biz? So we can see what hiking behind you on the trail would be like?

*ducks, running away giggling*”

“The only sexy part (and only remotely sexy at that) is skinny dipping in hot springs. This is only remotely sexy, because generally you have to see a few people naked you didn't want to see naked. Also, when you get out you get cold and everyone knows what happens when you get cold . . . that's right . . . you get goosebumps. Goosebumps aren't sexy. The shivering and teeth chattering isn't sexy, either. I would like to mention that there will be snow flying here in MT any minute now. I am serious. Fall lasted about 3 weeks. Bring on the snow. Anyway, to restate my original answer to the topic . . . I don't think bping is sexy in the least (except while nude in hot springs and then only remotely).”

“Cold water = Shrinkage
(not sexy)”

“Naw, I disagree newgirl.. for the same reasons that some guys like to see girls who work out.

There is something about a hiking companion working their way up the side of an approach trail with you.. sweating, laughing about what don't kill you only makes you better -- all that.. that is VERY sexy.”

“Physical fitness is sexy.

Smiling is sexy.

Appreciating nature is sexy.

Backpacking=fitness, happiness, down-to-earth=sexy.”

“That too Aero, I declined to mention it, 'cause I just knew one of you guys would bring it up. Sorry, TownDawg, I couldn't disagree more. I think that what doesn't kill you makes you want to kill others (i.e. the cute !$%& hiker guy that told you it was fun . . . hehehe).

Hey Aero, do you have any flurries over Missoula way yet? They're going to start here any minute now.”

“Couldn't have said it better myself Fritz!”

“I just love dancing naked under the Full Moon around a campfire!”

“Hikers' legs= VERY sexy!”

“New Gear is what's really sexxxxy.”

“watching mystypines dance naked around a campfire is VERY VERY EXTREMELY SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1”

“Yeah. Women wearing sportswear. Mmmmmmm...”

“Odor laden polypro... yum.”

“i'm with newgirl, not sexy in my opinion. fun, yes.”

“I don't find it sexy.”

“hMmm.. how about cute polypro tops in a variety of colors?”

“Hey MystyPines, I don't usually build a campfire. Could you just dance around a Pocket Rocket (MSR of course!)?”

“Shoulder straps do seem to accentuate the female shape in a favorable way...

All kidding aside I agree with Fritz 100%.”

“And newgirl? Skinny dipping? Hot springs?

That's what they make campfires (and blankets.. and quiet nights in the tent.. )for.

It's the time AFTER the skinny dipping..

:)”

“Sports bras are the best thing to come into women's outdoor wear in a long time!”

“I'm sitting here wondering how much it would cost me to buy some airplane tickets for MystyPines and Ravenseer, so I can get to see her dancing nekkid.

*gryn*”

“towndawg...we'll let you know when we are planning another camping fire complete w/ dancing naked. We could use someone to take pictures...lol!”

“You guys are too Funn!”

“On the streets...Just seeing a female with a NF jacket, Asolo shoes, or any other outdoor-gear clothing reeeeaally gets me going!”

“Buddur!
You can't be serious about females in outdoor gear? he he he. Whatever happened to short pleated little catholic school girl skirts, with white thigh hi's, patent leather shoes, and a very tight and transparent white button up blouse tied at the navel? he he he”

“Ravenseer/MystyPines>> Pictures? You bet! Shoot, what are ya talking about.. home video!”

“Ravenseer? You actually let this girl out? Unattended? Oh my gosh.. know she is describing cute girls in catholic school uniforms? *lol* I would be soo dead if I ever hiked with you guys.. The natural flirt in me would have you pounding me for sure.

:)”

“"My occupation is a satellite technician in the television broadcasting field."

hMmmm.. maybe I better leave that one alone.”

“No pun intended...right?”

“Woo Hoo! lol. I used to visit Ravenseer at the television network with my catholic school girl outfit on, it was funny to see the expressions on the faces of the guys he works with! Woo Hoo!”

“hMmm.. are there any pictures of you anywhere? Are you guys on the TT page of pics?”

“no pics just yet. We are working on it though. Trying to combine hiking w/ sex in just the right way...lol.”

“You're gonna have to pound yourself TD....Sorry!”

“Ho, whoa, whoa, who's gonna be "pounding" who?

Backpacking is usually kinda smelly for me.

”

“Ain't gonna be no self-pounding here Ravenseer.

:)

I like doing 'pounding' as a team effort.”

“Biz, you are such a Troll! Put SEX in the thread title and you run up messages faster than the Keno Board on Senior's Night!”

“ya.. but she is a CUTE troll. Anything she posts I come along wagging my tail to see where she goes next.”

“You guys really having my laughing! I really like this site.”

“bacpac, you're sexy too but don't tell anyone I said so K?”

“(I am going to get in Sooooo much trouble for this)

MystyPines: "You guys really having me laughing! I really like this site."

laughing EQUALS jiggle, right?”

“yes, jiggle in the "right" places, he he he! I was going to post some of our white mountain pics, but there is no jiggle in them. Just lots of layers, lol.”

“The best motivation for lots of switchbacks is following a nice toned pair of legs up the mountain.”

“trailtalk = laughing = jiggling Hmm, TD, I am beginning to see the correlation between backpacking and sexy now.”

“Ravenseer? Can I join the MystyPines Worship and Adoration Fan Club?”