Won the lottery, leaving TT

“Take us along too.
We can be your backpacking entourage and beat up pesky photographers, well, at least we can be an entourage.”

“td - will you marry me?”

“He must have won a shopping spree at Krogers.”

“yeah right :D

ok you freaks and geeks, have a great weekend.

dont scare anyone to death tonight on April Fools Day :)


get naked instead and do a flash dance in the center of your home town!”

“It's only Thursday.”

“yes im takin friday off. party on sat and lots of things to do!”

“I thought maybe scorch fire set the date on your PC.”

“muahhahaahaaha”

“Party on the Patio!”

“I just got this email. Read it and weep suckers!


From: PromotionManager
Subject: Congratulations!


FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT


DEAR SIR/MADAM,


RESULTS FOR THIRD CATEGORY DRAWS

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the

Results of the Third Category draws of GOLDEN RAND

LOTTERY SA. We are happy to inform you that you have

Emerged a winner under the Third Category, which is

Part of our promotional draws. The draws were held on

The 2nd April 2004 and results are being officially

Announced today.

Participants were Selected through a computer ballot

system drawn from 40,000 names/email addresses of

individuals and Companies from Africa, America, Asia,

Australia,Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand

as part of our International Promotions Program.


You/Your Company, attached to ticket number

1811-5-742, with serial number 89-63 drew the lucky

Numbers 23, 08, 11, 35, 12, 18 (82), and consequently

Won in the Third Category.


You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of

US$2,400,000.00 (Two Million Four Hundred Thousand

United States Dollars) in cash, which is the winning

Payout for Third Category winners. This is from the

Total prize money of US$9,600,000.00 shared among the

4 international winners in the Third category.


CONGRATULATIONS!


Your fund is now deposited with APEX FINANCE AND

INVESTMENT GROUP insured in your name. In your best

Interest and also to avoid mix up of numbers and names

Of any kind, we request that you keep the entire

Details of your award strictly from public notice

Until the process of transferring your claims has been

Completed, and your funds remitted to your account.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double

Claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants/no

Participants of this program.


We also wish to bring to your notice our mid year

(2004) High stakes where you stand a chance of winning

Up to US$1.5 Billion, we hope that with a part of your

Prize you will participate.


Please contact your claims agent immediately, to begin

Your claims process;


MR. PHILIP KOPANO,

FOREIGN DEPARTMENT MANAGER,

APEX FINANCE AND INVESTMENT GROUP.

TEL/FAX: +27 826750395

EMAIL: pkopano2@apexfinanceandinvestmentgroup.net


For due processing and remittance of your prize money

To a designated account of your choice.


Remember, you must contact your claim agent not later

Than one week from the date of receipt of this notification,

Failure to do so may warrant disqualification.


NOTE: For easy reference and identification, Find

Below your reference and Batch numbers, remember to

Quote these numbers in every one of your

Correspondence with your claims agent.


REFERENCE NUMBER: GRL-3RD-2

BATCH NUMBER: 1811-TH


Congratulations once again from all our staff and

Thank you for being part of our promotions program.


Sincerely,

Mr. Jeff Ellis,

GOLDEN RAND LOTTERY SOUTH AFRICA.

6 SPRINGFIELD ROAD,

MALVERN, JHB.

SOUTH AFRICA.

TEL/FAX: +27 826702162


N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the

Winners will result to disqualification. Please do not

Reply to this mail. Contact your claims agent.


Please Do not forget to send your verification/Batch

Number immediately you contact your claims agent.

remember to quote these numbers in every one of your

correspondence with your claims agent.”

“a goody, I got two of them in the last month or so.”

“more like your the sucka!”

“Send them a link.”

“Dummy! They said to keep it confidential - you blew it, dude....”

“Better yet, I got a notice from my state tax office, "we owe you $998 from ly property tax overcharge. You're refund is in the mail" !!!! and that's real.”

“Do you get to pass GO and collect 200 dollars?”

“Hey I got $10 for win second in a beauty contest.”

“I always enjoyed community chest.”

“depends on whose chest it is...”

“Pam Anderson has the Community Chest of L.A. California.”

“yeah but inflation is a #&%!$ when dealing with her...shes always up and down on both ends and the middle...never know what to expect next...”

“Speaking of funny email ---------


Hallo XXXXXXXXXXXXX hoe gaat het?,

I know one thing in this life and that is that Viagrax will change your love life.. Purchase from our FDA welcomed shop, with us there will be no intimate enquires.. We ship your product anonymously and bill you discretely so buy now.

http://www.xxxxxxx-xxxxxxxx-xxxxx.com/

Mbae mi lukem yufala bakegen,
"Congolese U. Illegalities"

construction probably caused the collapse. who would normally regard Catholicism generally Two police were very nearly killed and there hasn't been Delczeg has not been charged with wrongdoing in the case. City officials could conceivably condemn the property, to review the facts of this situation with an open mind and”

“You'd think if you had just won $2.4 Million, they would at least know your name. ;-)”

“They do not want your name

They just want you bank aba and account number.

Listen to that sucking sound as they vacumn the funds out.”

“I wonder how many people wound up buying 'Viagrax' from 'Congolese U. Illegalities'?

LMAO!”

“manuka is just jealous. Don’t worry. One day your ship will come in.”

“Got a good book (win win)
Think I'll go do something usefull and go read for a while.”

“I read all the time here.

On another note, If I may steal a joke:

If God had intended for us to read He would have Created The Reading Channel.”

“BookCrossing members?”

“Nope.
I KEEP ALL my books!!!!
With my bad memory, if I keep a book for a few years I can read it again and not remember the details! LOL”

“This reminds me; I need to get a lottery ticket tonight.”

“What's it up to treebait?
I got one good for 52 drawings last time I was in FL.”

“$15 million. Not bad. Mega millions is up to $58 million.
last edited: 12/29/04 6:11:40 PM”

“I think I want it to roll over one more time before I win it.
That way I can call in to work next Monday morning with the good news that I will not ever be in. ;-)”

“A reporter for a local paper interviewed me for a story. On the way home I chanced to stop at the very same Casino that got Nowslimmer thrown in jail. Stuck a couple of nickels in a machine and won $172.90. I decided to eat in the infamous "Loose Change Cafe" and on my way in ran into the Casino manager who I went to high school with 1 or 2 years ago. He bought my meal. Not a great day as days go, but I've definitely had worse. If Nowslimmer would have behaved, they would have treated him as nicely.”

“yep - fondling that waiter just was not the right thing to do”

“Hey Nimblefoot, you might consider pulling your 'old' TT name in your profile so us poor guys with bad memorys can figure out who you are or were. ;-)”

“Nite folks.
I'm gonna go read a bit more.”

“bookwerm”

“Some meathead won $25 million yesterday....d@mn, I wish I was that meathead.”

“Not to be confused with Meatwad...

”

“Meatwad gets the honeys see!”

“The Florida lottery is now $20 million.”

“Aqua Teen Hunger Force is my new all-time favorite show ---




Stop me if you've heard this one before....

I was slugging along in the pouring rain near Shining Rock Gap years ago when someone asked me what I'd do if I won the lottery. Without skipping a beat, I said, "I'm gonna get all my backpacking equipment bronzed.... then I'll get the helicopter to put me wherever I want to go and have the whole damn thing catered!"”

“Aqua Teen is good but I think Sealab2021 is better. I miss it when they played both shows every night.”

“Yep - Sealab is cool. I saw part of the Southpark movie last night.... Pretty Raw... LMAO

I could post a few quotes, but...”

“Florida Lotto is up to 40 million.
I am so gonna win that baby Wednesday! ;-)”

“Good luck!”

“Buy 2 tickets and double your chances!!”