Too Sexy....Leaving TT

“Bit, that pic is hysterical!

Casey Jones, you better watch your speed!!
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“Bit's picture reminded me of a leprechaun.”

“I had the hardest time getting a McGillis picture that I could post. 90% of them were Top Gun though.”

“To be Amish, you have to renounce killing and raise tobacco
Lol....actually to be Amish these days ya have to know how to rig up a cell phone charger to a 2 volt battery!!
And Nige -as far as using a computer I think you're safe....as long as it's for WORK!!!
Actually I know lots of Amish ppl that use computers.
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“Why is Nig's face so red?”

“McGillis...Top Gun...drool...”

“Because he's DE DEBBIL?”

“Well if he's the devil, it's unlikely the Amish are going to welcome him. LOL!”

“you are a buncho stupid asses. LMAO

PS: And I mean that in the most loving way.
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“We are not donkeys!

You mean that in the most loving way Gem? So you're into bestiality?

Oh that's just sick... :P
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“They now sell cell phone chargers - good for about an hour of air time. They're in Wally World and Target. Radio Shack, too, I think.”

“Chemini mein dumplink, vat giffs?”

“Geo, does that translate to, "Once you go Amish, you'll never go back." ??”

“Amish Paradise
by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitave as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise

Yuck




LOL I love this song

mapleleaf”

“I'm going to the Florida Keys for a week! Don't y'all miss me too much, mmmkay. I'll bring you back some sand or a jellyfish or something.”

“I'm going backpacking this weekend.”

“also leaving TT... to VA for a week! not leaving til saturday though.”

“except i'll be bored as #&%!$ all day while luke's at work :-\ so i'll prob still be posting like crazy from his apartment.”

“Scorchy, ya job hunting during the trip?”

“no... there's some things going on in PA that i have to take care of before moving anywhere.”

“headed kayaking this weekend! Scorch..COME ON DOWN!!! :D”

“i won't get to VA til sat night! then they gotta unload the uhaul with all his furniture.”

“well have fun, whatever ya do! Stay away from Carlette, you might end up having Sinead O'Connor thoughts! >8-O”

“wow I am so sexy.....
to sexy for you all!”

“OK.....”

“And you smell good too!”

“If you ask me, sassafras smells better than maple leaves.”

“woah! lyra's hittin on Sassafras!”

“she hit on Maple first! i just wanted in on the action.”

“I'm not sharing, back off Lyra! ;) Maple is all MINE, MINE, MOOOOOHAHAHA!”

“Yee haw! Finally some kind of action around here that doesn't involve guns or dogs!”

“Sheesh, don't you guys ever get tired of hot lesbo action?”

“are you being serious with that question?”

“really lyra, I mean come'on! remember who your dealin with!”

“Obviously not.”

“LOL


hmmm Lyra or sass?


how bad ya want me??”

“You smellll scrumptious, commere my little sweet smelling non-smoking pooky-wookie.











(I think I've just gone over the edge)”

“pooky-wookie?

LMAO”

“Yeah baby! Yall keep talking like that and I will have to close the door to my office.”

“ewwwwwwww”

“nasty.

Hey Mapes, I bought little maple leaf shaped cookies at the grocery store today. They're yumbilious. Filled with mapley goodness.”

“thats right honey


eat um up!!”

“lmao!”

“In the course of my research, I've discovered some fascinating religious beliefs about the joy of sex when you're dead.

Plato and Aristotle taught that the body dies, but a conscious soul lives forever. There would be no sex for the Greek philosophers, but they could continue to do what they really loved — to learn, to teach and to think.

While modern Judaism focuses more on this life than the next, early Jews introduced the notion that martyrs would be bodily resurrected in the hereafter.

Early Christians believed that after the end of the world they'd all get their bodies back in heaven, and this led inevitably to questions about sex and marriage. On pondering resurrection of the flesh, St. Augustine decided we'd keep our sex organs for aesthetic reasons, but we wouldn't use them.

Heavenly sex is problematic in Christianity, since intercourse for pleasure was considered "depravity." That changed somewhat for Protestants after the Renaissance. They loosened some of the sexual prohibitions, and some started to lobby for it in the afterlife.

In Islam and Judaism, sexual pleasure is not considered filthy, making its possible appearance in heaven less shocking.

Zoroastrians believed there was sex in heaven, but people would wean themselves away from both food and sex as they got used to being dead.

What are your thoughts, kids?”

“Thinking about you, doc, but it's better you don't know!”

“this girl is outta here! see you all next week.....water here i come!”

“Have a fun and safe trip”

“arrrrrr.”

“She's really goin'?”

“i'm going to colorado to climb some mountains and none of ya mooks can stop me!”