Trip Report - Nowshak Summit in Hindi Ku sh

“I would like to be telling you of a trip I have just taken.

We left the other day after buying many food items from my cousin Achmed's 7-11 here in Kabul. I loaded up my Koran, AK-47, missile launcher, and Photo of Jane Fonda, and headed for Nowshak, the highest point in our beloved coutry, praise be to Allah.

Day 1, met up with several associates, they seemed to be very nervous for some reason. We killed a goat, and ate it for dinner (PBTA) (That means Praise be to Allah).

Day 2. Passed some "hikers" who looked like white men, but were in heavy camo. They looked mad, so we hiked around them without crossing their path. Abu, killed a goat (PBTA) and we ate it for supper.

Day 3. Hiked 25 miles, slept in caves last night, but still managed to phone my good freind Saddam to let him know how the trip was going. Samir, one of my followers, I mean hikers met up with us. he packed in a generator and VCR. We watched that crazy American Jerry Lewis in a moving picture called nutty professor. It was a nice break from running and hiding, I mean hiking. (PBTA) Muhhommad killed a dog that was following us, and we ate it for supper. (PBTA)

Day 4. We have seen many of those other hikers, but managed to avoid them. (PBTA) I ate a Slim Jim, only 3.99, and stoned fellow hiker to death because he did not pack out the wrapper. (PBTA).
Day 5 - Hindu Kush mountain range is beautiful. We see many planes flying overhead. Had thought going through my mind all day.... Kill Americans, Kill Americans. We did not eat today, no food. (PBTA)

Day 6 - I wet my camel sack last night. I fear Allah does not want us to summit Nowshak. Aieyeeeeeeeeee!”

“Day 7 - Met up with the olny American I ever met and liked. His name was Spock, and we had many laughs.”

“I just KNEW Osama was due to show up here soon. And there HE IS!”

“I just KNEW lizs was due to show up here soon. And there SHE IS!”

“I just KNEW steve hiker was due to show up here soon. And there HE IS!”