Hiking with Howard

“With the recent rash of censorship on TT, I'm thinking of inviting my friend Howard Stern to an ECT. Wouldn't y'all like to Hike with Howard?”

“Will you be there?”

“OmaHiker I'll make sure you have a seat right next to him at the camp fire so you can hear every word.”

“[handing Steve a box of tissues]

It's OK little buddy. When ya get home from work you can stand in the middle of yer living room and just cuss all ya want. Won't that be nice, huh?”

“I'm gonna mess with the wiring in Nigel's stereo so that all it picks up is Howard Stern!”

“I'm afraid its too late to "mess with Nigal's wiring"~!@#$%^&*()_+

I'm down for that trip!”

“Haha! I LIKE Howard. He's funny. Steve is not.”

“Howard ain't got the stamina. I would pay money to see his skinny a$$ fall down and beg us to get him out of there.”

“Howard Stern was funny 15 years ago. Now he's a parody of himself. So is this topic steve.”

“Howard reminds me a little of Keith Richards except that Keith is cool and Howard isn't.”

“Who is Howard Stern?”

“You're not missing anything Bacpac.

Towndawg, I'd pitch in to see that too!”

“I can hear his whiney NY mouth now.. heh.. no WAY he could handle it.. the GOOD part of him coming along would be his entourage..”

“I guess there's no TV in Dogpatch”

“Nurse Ratched took away bacpac's TV rights.”

“Yeah, but I'll bet he gets to play doctor with her!”

“I thought this was some elusive hike, like someone found Howard Hughes!! Wasn't there some movie like that? ......oh, was it "Harold and Maude?"”

“ya.. that was my first thought.. hiking with howard..”

“OK, who's in for the Dec. 28-30 Hiking with Howard ECT? Will start at the N.J. section of the AT approx. 320 feet from the Hoboken West subway stop, head north into NY and end at Central Park with a wrap-up bash at Howard's midtown condo Sunday night. Special hiker Spock will join us where the AT meets the Yonkers trail but we'll need 5 volunteers to carry his crap, er pack, into the city. Who's up?”

“uh, Steve, the AT doesn't go into NYC, buddy. It's ok, just back away from the keyboard, put the mouse down and it will all be fine....no one will get hurt, you'll see!!”

“does that mean I gotta put the everclear down to?”