Looking for Kleent

“Hi, i tried to email you at your email address. About your friend who lives by me and it wouldn't work. Do you have a new email address or some other way to get a hold of you?”

“Hmmm, this thread sounds familiar...

Deja Vu”

“What's YOUR favorite euphemism?

Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Buff the Banana
Burping the Worm
Charm the Cobra
Choke the Chicken
Couch Hockey for One
Drain the Dragon
Five Against One
Flog the Log
Hands on Training
Hand-to-gland combat
Hold your sausage hostage
Hone your bone
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jerkin' the Gherkin
Making the Bald Guy Puke
Mangle the Midget
Meeting with Palmala Handerson
One Man Tug-O-War
Plunk your Twanger
Pound Your Flounder
Roman Helmet Rhumba
Roughing up the Suspect
Shucking Bubba
Spank the Frank
Tease the Weasle
The Sticky Page Polka
Tickle My Elmo
Walking Willie, the One-Eyed Wonder Worm”