Self Description

“Allow me to introduce my selves.”

“hehe.. hey.. it could happen if u remind me..”

“Stymie-
I've only got 90# on ya.....wanna wrassle?

lyra-
Does Capitol City Brewing make Old Huerich's?

I'm a refugee from the DC area.
Didn't get too far......Baltimore”

“lyra, violin.. could it be?.. *smirk*”

“Yeah, lyra, I think a lot of us don't want to be led and don't want to bother leading. We just want to do our own thing, sometimes alone and sometimes with other people to hang out with.”

“yeah, Lyndy, i always knew i ruled, and that i was goooood, but...hehe. actually, i can sort of see that...i'm going back to school next semester (i hope!) so i can be a professor. what do you do, i forget?

Tom T, i'm not too sure if they make that, or what...at the Oktoberfest, you could have a cup of beer from any one of about a dozen places that had booths set up. it was only $1 a cup! so i don't remember too clearly what exactly i drank... ;-)”

“Hmmmm, sounds like a lot of nice new young ladies have joined this site. Try not to scare them off, fellas. BTW, some of these people are much nicer in person than they sometimes seem online. The internet environment sometimes encourages people to "act up", IMHO.”

“what about Violin, TD? we both have instrument names...how did you get your name, Violin?

also, i recently learned that Lyra is a constellation, and that its mythology involves separated lovers...in-ter-est-ing.”

“You're going to rule over a multitude of students, lyra? But then you couldn't legally date the students. I'd rather run the local restaurant.”

“Lyra: I figured you and Violin might have a lot in common..”

“hahahaha!! you crack me up, Lyndy! hence the separated lovers, eh? it's not that i want to rule over them...hmm. i don't know how i'd put it. it's strange you'd mention a restaurant...that sounds just like my cup of tea! i actually came this close to dropping out of college and going to vegan cooking school in NYC. but then i had some divine intervention, and went back to school.”

“hey lyra, I had a notion similar to that while I was in undergraduate school, but it wasn't divine intervention, it was paternal intervention with a big stick”

“and the difference is... ;-)

two boys have just gotten out of sunday school, where they got a lecture about the devil. one boy says to the other, "what do you think about all that devil stuff, do you believe it?" and the other one goes, "oh, you know how it was with the Easter Bunny...it's probably just your dad."

(all tongue-in-cheek, folks!)”

“here's one for sarabelle:.. guy sees a dog come into his butcher shop with a $20 bill in his mouth and a note.

The note says pork chops, and tells him to weigh it out to close to $20 and keep the rest.

Butcher finds it all hard to believe but figured what the heck, slabs offa few thick chops, wraps it in paper and hands it to the dog.

Dog trots out of the store, and the butcher being curious, locks up and follows.

Dog gets waits for light to turn green, plops down on bench at bus stop, and waits.. when bus shows up, walks around in front to make sure it's the right one.

Butcher is amazed at dog's intelligence, and follows dog onto bus. The two of them ride out into the country, and dog gets up on hind legs and pulls stop cord, exiting.

Goes up to house with pork chops in mouth and drops them on the front doorstep. Dog backs up a few and runs into door, trying to get it open.

After a few tries, runs to back of house looking for an open window. Finally this guy comes to the door and lets the dog in, picking up the chops on the doorstep.

Butcher goes up to tell guy about how smart the dog is, recalling the entrie story.

The guy says, "yeah? if the dog is so smart, how come he forget his KEY for the third time this week!"”

“dawg, these will get better before we go hiking, won't they?”

“heh.. gawd i hope so.. will be torture if they don't.”

“lol, whew! I was worried there for a minute”

“43
5-11
buck-fifty
sassy
single
simple
"Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity"


and yes - I'm a haaandsome man”

“By God, we've got a boat-load of women on this thread. How cum so few pictures?

I really enjoy those outdoor shots of far away places. But don't forget to include pictures of yourselves for scale.

I'd REALLY like to see a picture of Biz.”

“Well.. if I was guessing?.. no girl is EVER going to post her picture to a site where guys use another word to shortcut the word 'come'.”

“yeah, arclite...pictures are the breast!”

“Golly gosh you folks have dirty thoughts.”

“I just didn't want you scaring anyone off..

I have heard this comment from girls I know... regarding guys online.”

“was it slayer?.. who was that band..

cum on feel the noize?”

“TownDawg, the band was Quiet Riot or Twisted Sister...

I am white-honkey-cracker-trash.

28
Oh so happily married
5'10"
178 lbs
VERY bald (1/8" of fuzz)
7 tattoos
Too d@mn talkative in person
Attractive when compared to Scotty Pippen, Lyle Lovett(sp?),Carrot Top,Roger Clinton,George Clinton,Marion Barry,Ted Kennedy,Ted Koppel...”

“My name is Kleent. Are there any messages for me?”

“Nope.”

“Pragmatic cynic

-- or --

Cynical pragmatist”

“don't wanna be lost in the shuffle
don't wanna shuffle along with the lost”

“arclite - It's all true! (what I said way back there)”

“hey arclite--all you have to do is click on biz's name and you'll get the link to her photo page--lots of pics.”

“Arclite, just get on a plane and fly to Flagstaff. Biz said that she was hiking in Sedona this weekend. Drive to Sedona and show people her picture. She's you long lost sister, head injury, yada yada, you'll find her in no time.”

“TT, you're not skinny enough for me. The last guy I dated was like 6' 2" 170 lbs. Tall, skinny. That's my type.

Who's John Holmes?

rad, why is it so hard to believe I'm a liberal?”

“Biz, it is refreshing to know that there is still someone in life who has been sheltered and doesn't know who John Holmes is.”

“Here's me...
-Proud Canadian, British Columbian & UEL
-37 yrs old, 5'11" slim & fit
-single dad, for nearly all of my daughter's 13 yrs
-I try not to catagorize my persona by my proffesion or political inclination, by saying "I'm a ...". I'd prefer to let my personality define my proffesion. Work is work and home is home and I don't mix. Fortunately, the work part no longer requires too much, of my time and family is my focus. I don't do 'stress'
-Besides my obvious 'outdoor interests', I have a huge appetite, for fine cuisine and the arts. Living around Vancouver lets me indulge in all my favourite things, from 'Sea to Sky'”

“What's a UEL?”

“I'm on Hobbit's Photo-Point page. Take a look.
Self description usually misses the mark. I try to let other people describe who they think I am.
"But don't ask me what I think of you,
I might not give the answer that
you want me to."
-Fleetwood Mac”

“Oh, Sorry... A United Empire Loyalist (UEL). British subjects that migrated north from the forming American colonies. My family settled in New Brunswick in the 1770's”

“I'm a guy, 40 years old, and I work, hike, golf, fish, ski, walk two dogs, watch TV, exercise, and eat allot of cookies. In other words, "I am one wild and crazy guy!"”

“I'm one of those God fearin' women you been hearing about.
44 years(that's not old!)
weigh 100 and fat pounds.
Somewhat artistic.
Kinda the McGuyver type.
Fisherwoman extrodinaire.
Bad speller (and don't really care).
Adventurous.Peru trip in Feb. can't wait!
A real handywoman-carpentery,drywall,plumbing so on and so on (that's mostly what I do for money.)
And a bunch of other stuff.”

“husband of one, father of five (both are enough)

self-employed data systems consultant

5'11" 194lbs and falling...ever so slowly

40 years old

short blond hair
blue eyes
fair skin

generally quiet and polite, both online and offline (although I can be a bit of a wiseguy)

people tend to like and respect me although I've never figured out why ;-)”

“Biz, would yo like to watch some adult movies with me?”

“GoJo, all that sounds good but do you hike or backpack?

Message for Kleetn:
Your great...
Just didn't want you to feel left out.

Tom Terrific
i am from Washington State, i live in the North Cascades.”

“lol stanlee, I think I'll keep my innocence”

“Biz, U can have my innocence...say, let's make a movie together. heh heh”

“6'1" 160# (that's tall and skinny, right Biz?) w/ long hair usually in a ponytail.
Hi tec job, low tec personal life. Still a kid at heart, stomp in the mud puddles, want to see and touch it all. pretty mush defy description otherwise...”

“Birch - nopers, I realized it was slayde.. but I forgot how they spelled their name.

Biz - wow.. I guess it's true.. only the guys remember wishing they had JH's equipment.”

“slade”

“This is such a nice thread!

Wolfsister, MacGuyver was my hero, I loved that guy. But I'm not like that, unfortunately. Ask M&M, I had trouble at the self-serve gas pump.

Arclite is missing, must be on that airplane to AZ. I think he fits Biz's description of tall and thin. But so does LeSubtil. And they are both really good people. Le Subtil needs to get on a plane. Have a good weekend y'all.”

“Yeah I wish he would. Oh well, I can dream

adios amigos, off to Sedona”