I've Had It.......Leavening TT

“That's it!

No more flat crackers for this group! Couscous rules!”

“Ummm, sourdough and pumpernickle are great too. And bagels are yummy with cream cheese.”

“LOL!!! Good one.”

“Mountain House Pilot Biscuits work good for the second weeks of a trip. Last time I found those short Pringles cans to hold 'em.”

“"The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no d!ck."
-Adam Sandler

"That's his quote and he's sticking with it."

"he's just happy to know that someone in this world kneads him."

"D'ough!"

"listen here, mr funny-buns. i won't tolerate this half-baked humor!"

"Very punny"

"he was born and bread to be a jolly guy."

"he works hard. you never catch him loafing around."

"hey baby, how about a loaf of lovin' in your oven!"
-pillsbury doughboy

"Very yeasty, my friend."

"i'm on a roll!"

"You're sort of a Doughp. Poppin' fresh, my arse!"”

“Matzo matta wid you?”

“You lot must have been bread especially to come up with these.”

“Nothing stale here.”

“That was pretty crummy dude! You could get your buns kicked for talking this whey. Which I guess is better than getting kicked in the long john.”

“What do you call the end slices of bread? I say heel, my wife says crust.”

“Anybody remember "Israel Bond"?

Matzo Ball

Oy. I should know from funny.


How's about, "How To Derive The Maximum Enjoyment from Crackers"???

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

It's a classic.”

“I rise, but people punch me down again.”

“LS, it's the heel.”