WEED OUT TERROISM!

“The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard
line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 8:00 all women should run
out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. God bless America.”

“someone already posted this one wind walker and all of the women complied too late you missed it”

“I just recieved it via e-mail today. Maybe it's an encore ? ;)
I didn't see it on here already ....sorry!”

“And they was perty, too.”

“For just a second I thought ol' Compound W was having a smoke-out...”

“Do it again running girl. Walk this time...U ran by me so fast, I didn't get a good look. I'll bring my video camera also.”

“weed? *perk*”

“He did say he was going to 'smoke them out of their holes,' didn't he?

hmm...”

“Nothing like the scent of a blunt to bring them out of their caves!”

“Never leave a turn unstoned!”

“Stoned Gatherers moss no rollers.

Strolling Roans rather no gauss.

uh oh.

Silly Rabbi...”

“Thanks to recent dramatic advances in the laboratorial processes for the
extraction of botanical/herbal alkaloids and glycocides, we are now able to
offer what has already been the most incredibly potent marijuana/cannabis
alternative available on the planet .... KATHMANDU TEMPLE KIFF!!! It is NEW,
IMPROVED and 20 times more stokin'-tokin' potent in its formulation.

KATHMANDU 2 ... a viripotent cannabis alternative for blissful regressions of
vexatious depressions...

* BURNS AND SMOKES EASIER!
* TOKES DEEPER!
* TASTES SWEETER!
* LASTS LONGER!

Kathmandu Temple Kiff is a proprietary; Nepalese, sensitive,
pipe-smoking/stoking substance. Kathmandu Temple Kiff is indeed the most
substantial marijuana/cannabis alternative on the planet.

Absolutely Legal! Marvelously Potent!

Kathmandu Temple Kiff possesses all of the positive virtues fine ganja/cannabis without any of the negatives. An amalgamation of high concentrates of rare
euphoric herbas, Kathmandu is offered in a solid jigget/bar format and is
actually more UPLIFTING & POISED than cannabis / marijuana while rendering
Euphoria, Happiness, Mood-Enhancement, Stress/Depression Relief and promoting
contemplativeness, creativity, better sleep, lucid dreaming ... and enhancing
the sexual experience!!!

Kathmandu Temple Kiff is simply the best and just a little pinch/snippet of the
Kathmandu goes a long, "sensitive" way. Just 4 or 5 draws of the pipe ... (an
herb pipe included with each package of Kathmandu Temple Kiff).

PLEASE NOTE: Although no botanical factor in Kathmandu Temple Kiff is illegal
or considered to be harmful by regulatory agencies and no tobacco is included
therein, it is the policy of our company that Kathmandu Temple Kiff may not be
offered or sold to any person that has not attained at least 21 years of age.

So power-smokin potent is our new formulation, that much to our delight and
actually even to our amazement, we have even be able to establish a very happy
clientele within the hard core stoner market.

Here is what our customers are saying about Kathmandu Temple Kiff:

"Thank you so much for the Temple Kiff. It is everything you guys claim, and
then some! I was a bit skeptical when I read your description of its effects,
but there is literally no exaggeration in your advertisements. How nice that
this is legal! It tastes great and feels great too! I am so glad I took a
chance and ordered. Blessings to all of you."
-- Frankie R.

"I'm a man of my 40's and I really know my stuff. I don't drink or do illegal
drugs anymore and have found a much more spiritual path. I used to have to take
Valium in the past. Not anymore with the Temple Kiff. It really amazes me how
this stuff tastes exactly like the lebanese red and blond hash I used to smoke in the 70's and it has a much more pleasurable effect. I am very satisfied with
this product. I like it a lot and will be a customer for life for sure.
Whoever makes this stuff is an ARTIST at it. Who would have thought?! Folks,
this is the real stuff! Look no further!!"
-- A.J.

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Our other fine herbal, botanical products include the following:

1. Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops (tm); An erotic aphrodisia; sexual
intensifier / enhancer liquid amalgamated extract for MEN and WOMEN.

2. "Seventh Heaven" Prosaka Tablets (tm); a botanical alternative to
pharmaceutical medications for calm, balance, serenity and joyful living...

3. "Seventh Heaven" Gentle Ferocity Tablets (tm); a most efficacious,
non-caffeine, non-ephedrine, non-MaHuang botanical energizer and cutting-edge
appetite suppressant...

4. Extreme Martial Arts Botanical Remedies; Equivalence Tablets & Dragon Wing Remedy Spray ... pain management that works to alleviate pain even for arthritis
and fibromyalgia sufferers...
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Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops (tm) inspires and enhances:

* Penile & clitoral sensitivity
* Sensitivity to touch
* Desire to touch and be touched
* Fantasy, lust, rapture, erogenous sensitivity ...
* Prolongs and intensifies foreplay, orgasm & climax
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"Seventh Heaven" Prosaka Tablets ...

Entirely natural, proprietary, botanical prescription comprised of uncommon
Asian Herbs for Calm, Balance, Serenity and Joyful Living. "Seventh Heaven"
Prosaka is indeed a most extraordinary, viripotent, calming, centering,
mood-enhancing, holistically-formulated, exotic herbaceous alternative to
pharmaceutical medications for depression, anxiety, stress, insomnia, etc.

NO side effects! NO dependency! Vivaciously Mellow!
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"Seventh Heaven" Gentle Ferocity Tablets (tm) ...

a non-caffeine, non-ephedrine, non-ephedra, non-MaHuang; viripotent, herbaceous
prescription for the dynamic energization of body, mind and spirit.

This Gentle Ferocity Formulation is amalgamated in accordance with the
fundamental Taoist herbal principle of botanical interactiveness and
precursorship which in essence is a molecular equation of the relevant
botanical/herbal alkaloids and glycosides interacting with one another to
prolificate molecular communion and thereby to achieve demonstrative herbal
efficaciousness without negative implication to any aspect of human composition.
These Gentle Ferocity Cordial Tablets are incredulously and thoroughly
effective. Enjoy!

For those of you who seek to achieve most
demonstrative/non-invasive/non-prohibitive appetite suppression without the
negative implications of ongoing usage of MaHuang Herb, Ephedra/Ephedrine or
Caffeine as are so magnaminously utilized in a multitude of herbal "diet aids" entitled as "Thermogenics" ... this is ABSOLUTELY the herbal agenda/product for
you!!

Entirely Natural! Increases Energy! Increases Metabolism! Decreases Appetite!
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Extreme Martial Arts Botanical Remedies

Eastern culture has long had a treatment for bone, muscle, tendon, ligament,
sinew and joint distress, traumas, afflictions and constrictions. We are
pleased to offer

Equivalence Tablets & Dragon Wing Remedy Spray
(Hei Ping Shun) (Hei Long Chibang)

PLEASE NOTE:

While it is true that all physiological traumas and injuries are unique and that
no product can arbitrarily eliminate all of the pain and discomfort in all
people all of the time, the combination of Equivalence Tablets (Hei Ping Shun)
and Dragon Wing Remedy (Hei Long Chibang) remedial botanicals does guarantee to
at the least:

1. Significantly reduce discomfort and pain!
(In many instances most, if not all, traumas and distress can be eliminated!)

2. Significantly increase mobility and strength ratio.
(Please remember also the significance of proper diet, excercise, rest and
prayer.)

Equivalence Tablets & Dragon Wing Spray Remedials are comprised of entirely
natural botanical factors.

While Equivalence Tablets (Hei Ping Shun) and Dragon Wing Remedy Spray (Hei Long
Chibang) are extremely effective individually, they are utilized to maximum
advantage when used in conjunction with one another.
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PRICING INFORMATION:

1. SEVENTH HEAVEN KATHMANDU TEMPLE KIFF (tm)
One .75 oz. jigget/bar $65.00
One 2.0 oz. jigget/bar $115.00 (Free Capillaris Herba with 2.0 oz.
bar. Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text)

2. SWEET VJESTIKA APHRODISIA DROPS (tm)
One 1.0 oz. bottle $90.00
Two 1.0 oz. bottles $140.00

3. SEVENTH HEAVEN PROSAKA (tm)
One 100 tablet tin $40.00
Three 100 tablet tins $105.00
Six 100 tablet tins $185.00

4. SEVENTH HEAVEN GENTLE FEROCITY (tm)
One 300 tablet jar $130.00

5. Equivalence Tablets - Each bottle contains 90 - 500mg tablets.
** 3-pack (270 tablets) $83.00
** 6-pack (540 tablets) $126.00 (save $40.00)
** 9-pack (810 tablets) $159.00 (save $90.00)
** 12-pack (1,080 tablets) $192.00 (save $140.00)

6. Dragon Wing Spray Remedy - Each spray bottle contains 4 liquid oz.
** 3-pack (3 - 4 oz. bottles) $83.00
** 6-pack (6 - 4 oz. bottles) $126.00 (save $40.00)
** 9-pack (9 - 4 oz. bottles) $159.00 (save $90.00)
** 12-pack (12 - 4 oz. bottles) $192.00 (save $140.00)

7. Dynamic Duo Introductory Offers
** 3-pack Equivalence Tabs & 3-pack Dragon Wing $126.00 (save $40.00)
** 6-pack Equivalence Tabs & 3-pack Dragon Wing $159.00 (save $50.00)
** 9-pack Equivalence Tabs & 6-pack Dragon Wing $215.00 (save $70.00)
** 12-pack Equivalence Tabs & 9-pack Dragon Wing $271.00 (save $80.00)

8. SWEET APHRODISIA INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one, 2.0 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & one, 1 oz. bottle of
Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops. For $150.00 (Reg. $205.00 Save $55) (Free
Capillaris Herba with this intro offer. Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of
text)

9. BODY, MIND, SPIRIT "HEAVENLY" INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one, 2.0 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & 1 tin (100 tablets)
of Seventh Heaven Prosaka. For $125.00 (Reg. $155.00 Save $30) (Free
Capillaris Herba with this intro offer. Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of
text)

10. "PURE ENERGY" INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one, 2.0 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & 1 jar (300 tablets)
of Seventh Heaven Gentle Ferocity. For $170.00 (Reg. $245.00 Save $75) (Free
Capillaris Herba with this intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of
text)

11. "SENSITIVE" PREFERENTIAL INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one, 2.0 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & 1 tin (100 tablets)
of Seventh Heaven Prosaka & 1 jar (300 tablets) of Seventh Heaven Gentle
Ferocity For $200.00 (Reg. $285.00 Save $85) (Free Capillaris Herba with this
intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text.)

12. ULTIMATE HERBACEOUSNESS INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one - 2.0 oz. jigget / bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff, one - 1 oz. bottle
of Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops, one - 100 tablet tin of Prosaka, and one -
300 count jar of Gentle Ferocity for a deep discounted Retail Price of $260.00
(Reg. $375.00 Save $115) (Free Capillaris Herba with this intro offer Refer to
Capillaris paragraph at end of text.)

SPECIAL OFFER: For a limited time only, you will receive a FREE personal brass
hookah with the Ultimate Herbaceous Intro Offer as our gift to you. This hookah
has a retail value of $25.00.
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ORDERING INFORMATION:
For your convenience, you can call us direct with your orders or questions.

Call 1-623-974-2295
Monday - Friday -- 10:30 AM to 7:00 PM (Mountain Time)
Saturday -- 11:00 AM to 3:00 PM (Mountain Time)

For all domestic orders, add $5.00 shipping & handling (shipped U.S. Priority
Mail). Add $20.00 for International orders.
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SPECIAL DISCOUNT & GIFT

Call now and receive a FREE botanical gift! With every order for a 2.0 oz.
jigget / bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff or one of our four (4) Intro Combination
Offers, we will include as our free gift to you ... a 2.0 oz. package of our
ever so sedate, sensitive Asian import, loose-leaf Capillaris Herba for "happy"
smoking or brewing ... (a $65.00 retail value).”

“OK, that explains it! (is anybody surprised?) And thanks for the heads up. I was wondering what I should be sure to AVOID AT ALL COSTS.”