Ties For America!

“While we certainly can't all go over to fight the terrorists, we can do our own little part to help.

That's where TIES FOR AMERICA comes in. Each tie purchased will make Osama Bin Laden feel just that much more foolish for attacking such a fashion-starved country.

After making the comparison, Bin Laden's self-esteem couldn't help but increase. A more confident Bin Laden wouldn't have to make himself feel big by attacking the neighbors.

And remember one ten-thousandth of every penny spent on the TIES FOR AMERICA goes to help the poor hot dog vendors displaced by the world trade center bombings.

Remember: This war is all about fashion.”

“RL, I think you jumped over the edge with this one.”

“Just send the money to me.”

“far out...”

“and for a small fee, I will send you some dirt from ground zero.”

“Don't forget the prayer sweat rag.”