Midget Hikers

“I admire them.”

“Biz!.. hehe.. you come up with some of the kewlest stuff.”

“Especially when they got a flat head so I can set my beer on it while I set up my tarp.”

“I think Biz has fallen off the wagon!”

“Nigal, even though I think that is cold, I have to admit, it caused me to LMAO.”

“I usually pack one in with me on longer trips if going solo.”

“A beer or a midget?”

“Short hikers got noooo reason...

They got tiny little tents and tiny little boots on they tiny little feet?

oh! sorry! Don't mind me.”

“A sixer of each!”

“Everyone should own one. They make great Christmas gifts.”

“Heehee! Those are the best ones chilli! When you laugh so hard you are just about to piss your pants and you realize, "Oh crap! I shouldn't be laughing at that!"

Hey, why don't Nazerenes have sex standing up?











They're afraid someone might see them and think they are dancing.”

“Rosey that must be hell on the packweight.”

“and rosey says..

"naw.. as long as you carry them on your hips"”

“Stocking Stuffers!”

“make good pillows.. or if you are missing a tent stake.. you can send them to go fetch your water..”

“all sorts of uses!”

“Now how much would you pay!
But wait, there's more!”

“You guys are just absolutely COLD.

;-)”

“today only.. a special TV offer.. we have operators standing by!”

“stand a few up by the door.. to keep that persky cold wind from getting in your shelter.”

“or if you are short on stepping stones during your next creek crossing..”

“and let's not forget the ever popular.. go up ahead and see how much farther the shelter is from here.”

“I'd only actually carry one if he called me "Boss" and pointed out planes to me saying, "Boss! Dee plane! dee palne!"”

“hundreds of uses!.. so how much would you pay?.. 149.95? .. what if i told you it was less?”

“I'd be amazed!
Tell me more TD!”

“and there's a satisfied customer now! so what are you waiting for.. get your OWN midget hiker now.. operators are standing by.. not for 149.95.. not even for the $99 you might expect.. but yes.. today.. and today only.. get two.. yes TWO for just 129.95!”

“or order online.. http://www.midgethikers.com

visa, mastercard, all credits cards accepted!”

“Christmas is coming, can you gift warp one for me?”

“now let me let you in on a little secret.. you can get USED midget hikers.. yes.. pre-owned versions of the real thing.. why pay more, when you don't get more?

these barely used midgets have many more backpacking trips left in them.”

“Are these blemmies or overstock?”

“they might be a little dirty.. or even smell a little.. but hey.. the SAME functionality you get in midgets costing a WHOLE lot more..

yes, just in time for christmas.. free gift wrap.. or if you want, we will even WARP them for you.”

“I'm sold!
The check is in the mail!”

“hehe.. ok.. that was fun.”

“No really, the check is in the email, go look.”

“Got ya, slow mail server here.”

“The page cannot be displayed
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The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.

WHEW!

That was close. Hey! Unclaimed domain name, guys!

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CONGRATULATIONS!

midgethikers.com is available... $35.00/year”

“Anybody wanna invest some venture capital?”

“:).. I hope the PC police weren't watching today.”

“I'm gonna go ahead and wait til spring when they hit Sierra Trading Post. Of course the only color they get anything in id purple and orange.”

“I have been wanting to get one for the front yard.. have him hold up a lantern or something.”

“What's the height limit on midgets? What about dwarf hikers - are they taller? I'm not so tall myself, so I'm wondering if I might fit into one of those catagories.”

“"But I'm only kidding"

You folks disgust me. Why pick on people who can't help the way they are? You gonna pick on PEOPLE with club-feet, hair lips. Where does it end folk? When it gets too close to home?

Give me Tarpy any day. I can't recall him taking advantage of the handicapped or challenged.”

“By all means flyguy feel free to

follow tthrough .”

“I thought this was a thread about Rad.”

“I hope everyone had a productive day at work.”

“My wife and I were at the CN tower in Toronto last July. While in line to go to the top,a large group of little people walked through the place. They even had little kids with them. People had to stare as it felt like we were in Oz.”

“I actually don't know any midget hikers. But wouldn't it be cool to meet one? On a trail somewhere in Southern Tennesee? I am walking along a grassy knoll, past a little mushroom patch-POOF, out pops a cool little hiker gnome.”

“Things *do* tend to go POOF! near the mushroom patch.

On the usage of 'gnome' and 'yam'...

"Gnome, I haven't cut the grass yet."

"Yam gonna to do it in a minute."

(and Tennessee is mostly east/west, as I recall, *G*)”

“Some of you people are cold. One of my friend's sister is...how should I say it?...height deficient. When she was attending college, she went and had an operation during the summer holidays.
The doc cracked apart each of her legs in four different places and stuck metal wedges (?) in between the bones. She was in a cast for about 9 months so her flesh and muscles could surround the metal parts. And then went thru another year of strength therapy. This operation gave her four more inches of height. Just think of the pain and humiliation she went thru life, to make her go thru this process. I hope no one here will have a deformed child or relative. It won't be that funny.”