Dismember the NRA

“Nigal, I had no idea that you were also an expert of accessory weapons fashion. Thank you so much for the suggestions. I especially liked the advice relating to hand size. It is so important to use a weapon in proportion to one's size. Being a petite woman I think I will go w/ your second suggestion. . . unless Bacpac thinks I should go a little more haute couture!?”

“Barbaric!!! Son a...time to cut myself off from the coffee pot!

New girl, I would also suggest buying two of them. One with black rubber grip for every day and then the mother of pearl for those "specail occasions". LOL!”

“This is soooo funny.

Tom, this particular occasion is my local militia groups Target Practice Ball. There is nothing better than an evening of dinner, dancing, drinking, and shooting. And I resent the comment about bringing my gun to a knife fight. I need a little advice about weapon fashions now and then, but I would never make such a huge fashion faux pas. Nigal, I will look into the mother of pearl. What would you suggestion for a casual non-firearms related event, where I just want to make a statement about the versatility of weapons fashion?”

“I prefer the "mother of toilet seat" grips for everyday profilin'.”

“Coffee everywhere. Thanks Tom!”

“I recommend those barberic Glaser Safety Slugs (in +P of course)”

“I am the NRA.
I do not own a firearm, but it's nice to know that I have the right to go buy me some heat when I decide to.

I hunt occasionally with borrowed weapons.

I do have a caulk gun, tho. And a couple nail guns, and a hot glue gun, and a staple gun.

...and a compound bow

The DNR does hunter safety training in GA (requirement to pass the course before being license-able).”

“So ya wanna make a statement huh? I got two words for ya...




thigh holster! It says it all! If they have gotten far enough up your leg to see it, it says "I like you and I think yer cute." but at the same time it says, "I am the one in control and what I say goes!". Yep, a sexy thigh holster epitomizes feminin power.”

“Gawd! Nigal that was very funny. This thread is really making my morning. A thigh holster would be a bit inappropriate, though. Are there any events that an AK-47 would be acceptable?”

“Not that I own one.”

“Maybe a communist Party rally. Show up to a Moose lodge or Amvets with this thing and the only reaction you?ll get is, ?Hey Hanoi Jane!?. It?s akin to showing up for a Harley rally on a Yamaha. Very poor taste. It can also be a bit overkill to and make a lady seem desperate. Kind of like wearing a prom dress to the bowling alley? Most men will be intimidated by an AK any how. LOL!”

“Damn! I was really looking forward to the event that I could finally sport that thing. What about amno? I have some bullets that when fired spray hundreds of tiny tacks and demolish the intended target. Is that a bit on the fashion risk side too?”

“The fletchit rounds are totally utilitarian and have no fashion value whatsoever. I DO know of one occasion that they may be appropriate for though.

?6:00pm Tues., in front of the weight room entrance. I'll be the one with string cheese hanging out of my mouth?

Just in case! LOL!

This thread has turned out to be pretty fun after all.”

“I doubt I will need a weapon handy upon meeting w/ a guy who posts pictures of himself w/ cheese hanging out of his mouth. This has turned out to be a good thread, it is the most good fashion advice I've had in awhile. Where's good 'ol bacpacky? I would love to hear his take. I think we might have destroyed the original idea though. Aren't you excited Nigal? I get to have my reality verified tomorrow and I can finally post on that stupid who have you met thread.”

“I never doubted your existance and really don't understand why everyone has a problem with it. trolls are fairly transparent after a while and are easy to spot. You're an origanal. And besides, who cares what a bunch of gumbahs on the net think?”

“Tom, consistent winners in knife fights are always armed.”

“I suppose. I think things are probably alot easier around here if everyone knows you are for real. Thanks for not doubting. Now about rifles . . . LOL!”

“I am not saying Nigal has poor taste in firearm fashion, but I think there is only one weapon for a formal. A .44 Magnum with an eight inch barrel. Oh, the women will talk catty and claim it is a fake, but the men will notice you and appreciate the large size.

Remember it isn't important whether it fits your hand. Men actually prefer the ones that require two hands.”

“Well, well bacpac is all for haute couture. I hope I don't make too big a splash at the ball. Catty girls w/ firearms and booze could be a problem.”

“Nigal's gun fashion rule #25:

Never carry a weapon longer than I am.

I guess I shouldn't have suggested the stub nose .38, ey?”

“I think Tom recommended a Derringer.”

“If G.W. can blame the Osama/Taliban for WTC without providing any evidence, then I can blame the NRA for the assasination of Wales. With the FBI tied up with terrorism, it would be an opportune time for the NRA to eliminate their enemies.”

“The logic of a madman is illogical.”

“"If G.W. can blame the Osama/Taliban for WTC without providing any evidence"

There appears to be enough that almost the entire world has jumped on board. Just because they aren't publishing the proof on the front page of USA Today doesn't mean it does not exist, does it?”

“It does if you are coo-coo for cocoa cocoa puffs.”

“The entire world has not jumped on board, Nigal.”

“The cheese stands alone.”

“Boys, boys . . . we have important clothing/weapon combos. to discuss here. For god sake, stick w/ the program.”

“Spock is on a committed mission. If he continues his ranting he will be committed soon.”

“"The entire world has not jumped on board, Nigal."

Exactly, that's why I said, "There appears to be enough that almost the entire world has jumped on board". There are very, very few that are not.”

“When G. W. says "Either you with us or you're against us", what do you think most nations will do? Even his statement sounds like it's meant to terrorize every nation into obeying the USA.”

“I believe the actual wording was, "either you're with us or you're for the terrorists."”

“I think I see what Spock is saying. If he can claim every single person/organization is a terrorist then everything is even-steven and terroism is defeated.

Whew, I should have eaten lunch instead of posting on TT. My brain hurts.”

“What do think a girl should wear to a ten yr. h.s. class reunion (in the way of firearms that say "I've made it.")?”

“Control top pantyhose and an H&K Mp5.”

“Spock, contrary to what some others have said, I usually enjoy your posts. Well, maybe enjoy isn't quite accurate, but I do read and consider 'em.

BUT, now you are interrupting a conversation about skinny, horny young girls with protruding hipbones and firearms. And that's just wrong!”

“Nigal-
About the snub nose,...... too late buddy you've stepped in it!

bacpac-
The moon is waxing and your sttitude seems to be improving.
Is the excess hair fallin' out too?

newgirl-
Forget the .44 Mag.......if you fire a thing like that you'll end up with a dent in you forehead......even with two hands.”

“Nigal, you are wrong, AGAIN. My quote is 100% accurate. See:

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3ba09aff41a2.htm”

“Very well I stand corrected. But how am I wrong AGAIN?”

“When you claimed that you never said that TT was a bunch of whiners.”

“I love this thread. Thanks for trying to keep them going in the right direction Le Subtil.”

“Haha! Nowhere in between the two was I wrong? Dang, I gotta go back and dig some of them things out!


You make me smile Spock!”

“Just doing my job, *wink*”

“newgirl-
If you're going to a high school reunion and you want your look to say, "I made it!"

Twist your skirt around about 20 degrees.

Off-set the buttons on your blouse.

Smear your lipstick, just a bit.

On the way stick your head out the window of the car for that wind-styled look.

Run a few laps or "do" some stairs to raise a little sweat and ruddy-up your color......assuming you are a white girl.

You could even try a bit of scotch behind the ears.”

“i can help.”

“Very funny thread, folks. For a while I thought that I fell down a rabbit hole during a lecture on the history of North Umbria. Newgirl, you want to carry a .44 magnum with an 8" barrel? Don't you want something that you can take backpacking. Not exactly Ray Jardine. There must be something that you can carry safely in a hipbelt pouch, AND on a thigh holster during more formal occasions. This is fun, but I don't want a gun in my house with the kids around. Can I store it in a safe deposit box at the bank? If the bank doesn't flip out while I'm standing in the vault taking it out of my pocket to place it in the box.”

“I didn't mean "made it" like that Tom. It is great to know that you are so good at faking though.”

“Amen, Lyndy, no guns with the kids around!

THat''s like gasoline and matches!”

“Newgirl, you might want to cosnider backing up the gun with a custom Chris Reeve Sebanza. Nothing say success like a $800 pocket knife.”

“Oops
Nothing says success”