Dismember the NRA

“Spock, you have some diffrent views and stuff and thats fine with me. I was just wondering if you think whoever attacked the WTC did the right thing?”

“Hmmmm, Tom, I do have gasoline and matches.”

“Thanks for the suggestion Markar, but I like to keep my gun and knife events seperate. It's a bad combo.”

“C'mon now, tahoe's lookin' for a stupid answer!

any takers?”

“spock doesn't need help giving a stupid answer!”

“I was just wondering how far from center Spock was.”

“The World Trade Center?”

“actually, the uss enterprise is really kickin' butt over there! we should give spock some credit!”

“Okay, okay . . . how 'bout a large, formal wedding where the bride and groom (both avid weapons collectors) want to show their GUN pride? Does anybody have a suggestion here. Advice on wedding party combos. would be great too.”

“Ya call that kickin' butt?.........
.....makin' big rocks into little rocks.”

“It's just that this thread is a lot more fun when we discuss the lighter side.”

“well, kickin' rocks around, then!”

“I agree with Spock!
Live Long and Prosper ______>Without Guns”

“I think Nigal nailed the reunion accessory. Very good choice.”

“That was a good one, bacpac. It is interesting to see the difference between you two. You are so . . . cutting-edge, haute couture and Nigal is very traditional.”

“Long live the NRA, they sent me an aplication when I was 13, they are nice people”

“Tea what is your favorite accessory firearm for an NRA gathering?”

“HK OCW”

“Newgirl, you can be sophisticated looking if you carry a Walther P38 or for Halloween maybe carry a Luger and go as Helga, she-wolf of the SS!”

“Keep it simple. Just go as a cowgirl or Annie Oakley(sp?). You can carry some serious iron with either theme.”

“People look silly carrying iron.”

“steel is mo' betta!”

“dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo! dismember the alamo!”

“Markar, excellent suggestion. Annie Oakley is perfect. Not only is it very western, MT girl style, but I can carry pistols and a buffalo rifle! Yes!”

“I live 20 minutes from Annie Oakly's home town.

Impressive, huh?”

“Very impressive. Anybody got a pic. of her for me? I want to be authentic. Where's Violin?”

“How's about you dress like Annie Oakleaf?”

“Well, I'm not violin, but...


Annie Oakley”

“Look at the way she's handling tha weapon.

Annie, come and get your gun baby!”

“She puts the GRRRR in swingrrrr baby! Yeeeeaah!”

“I think she has two other rifles there. Does that mean I can be authentic and get to carry 3 rifles? For goodness sake, this is the most awesomest custome idea ever. I can combine period clothing w/ mega firearms!”

“actually, the uss enterprise is really kickin' butt over there! we should give spock some credit!
radagast
10/15/01

Rad, crap yer pants boy...I WAS stationed on the Enterprise back in 1980 while in Bremerton. The "Big E", CVN 65. I was a nuke soaking up zoomies like neutrons and gammas.

tahoe, just wondering if you think the NRA is doing the right thing? Do citizens need stockpiles of weapons in their homes to protect themselves?
Do you think the USA was doing the right by killing Arab children with sanctions?”

“I did some target shooting with a sanction once. They are hard to aim.”

“holy chit, spock!

did you use your trail name, there? what a hoot!”

“Been sucking up radiation, eh spock? That does help explain why your brain is so fried.

The U.N. (not the USA, BTW) did the right thing by sanctioning Iraq. Blame Sadam for the childrens' deaths.”

“Spock, do you think it was the right thing for Osama and his gang to fly the planes into the WTC?

The U.S. and U.N. are not infallable, but the U.S. has never done something like that without provocation.
Could you just tell me whether you think it was O.K. for the al'Queda to do what they did.”

“Terrorism is not going away if we simply ignore it. Are innocent people going to be hurt in "America's New War"? Yes, as has happened in virtually all wars. Can we avoid war? Not when it is brought to your doorstep. Yes spock, the world might be a better place if we "all just got along" and could agree upon the same things. The problem is: "Whose postition is so clearly 'right' that we should all believe in it?”

“That would be my position Chili36.”

“Clearly”

“Gawd, I can not get you people to stay on track about the enormous fashion decisions that need to be made here. What is it going to take? Stay on task already!”

“I don't know what it will take newgirl, but if you I know it wouldn't hurt if you moved the talk on fashion towards a review of camo thongs with matching bras.”

“My wife has some camo underthings, they are hot!!”

“The NRA welcomes gun control fervor. It drives membership up like nothing else.

Thanks a million, Moms!”

“Newgirl:
If I may...
I know only the basics about firearms, and I know less about fashion. But I am a designer, and the same principals apply.
You seek balance. You are considering large and multiple firearms, chrome 44mag, etc. And you?re looking for an outfit to balance that largess.
You need to start with the minimum functional outfit. And find the accessories to balance that simplicity.

If you wore a black thong and pasties, you could pull this off with a blued .22lr like the Taurus M94.”

“Did Spock say he was stationed on an aircraft carrier?

Is he saying that he was once a volunteer in the same organization he now calls terrorists? I guess chipping paint and swabbing the deck destroyed his mind.”

“Tahoe, you answer my question first since the US knowingly killed Arab children before the WTC retaliation happened.”

“Spock if you tell the same lie over and over, it doesn't make it true.”