Confessions of a Cereal Spiller

“After a long day of hiking, I came home and poured a bowl of Count Chocula. Whilst pouring the milk, the bowl tipped and fell on the floor, sending the cereal to its' untimely demise. This was not the first time this has happened, and until they catch me, it won't be the last.”

“I went to a park, saw chestnuts on the floor and began picking up about 10pds worth. I see my next door neighor, and he informs me that they are horse chestnuts which are not good to eat.

Eating stuff off the floor, it's happened to me before, and was bad, and I'll never let this happen to me again.”

“I went kayaking last weekend. It was so cold, I pissed in my wet suit to keep me warm.

On Tuesday, I had a board meeting. I was cold there, too. Now I have alot of explaining to do.”

“I too have been a cereal spiller in the past
I tell myself never again, that was my last
but, there were times I went back and I`d back slide
I cleaned the mess so no one would find out, I tried
excuses, I was sleepy, it sliped, oops, careless when I`d fill `er
oh the shame of it all, I guess I too am at times, a cereal spiller”

“I stopped eating cereal 3 years ago. It was just to much preasure to pour it directly into a bowl.”

“A slow day at the laundrymat, eh mates?”

“Kinda slow at the library too.

I don't eat cereal often at all and usually skip breakfast since I don't work hard anymore.
My boys on the other hand eat that stuff a LOT and go through at least a gallon of milk per day!

That's about FOUR litres for you Canudians and the Bunyip, as well.”

“My kids think that cereal is a breakfast, lunch, dinner and snack food. Considering the amount that spills on the floor, a dog would really come in handy to vacuum for me.”

“I love Count Chocula. Yum City.”

“When the guys were little we had a Labrador who cleaned the floor after meals.”

“I drank milk from the bottle once. (OK, twice.)

Please don't tell my kids...”

“Coco Pebbles Rule!!!!!!!”

“in college, i would sometimes drink a gallon of milk, in a day.

i want some cornflakes, now.”

“In college, on the days that I was lucky, my girlfreind would drink a gallon of milk a day.”

“Do you know that foods are allowed to have a certain amount of bugs or bug parts in them. There are supposed to be a lot in peanut butter & cereal. Ever notice black spots in pieces of your cereal?”

“Thanks for the info.


Thanks alot!”

“Meats are allowed to have a certain amount of sawdust (chopping block) in them. Oh well...at least it's organic.”

“Hmmm...protein enriched cereal and high fiber meat...”

“Doesn't that make them value added products?

Cool, now they can charge more for them!”