I'm Baaaaaaaaacck!!!!!!

“After a few too many sips of merlot, I have returned in disgrace.

Please accept my humble apology, and welcome me home.”

“You silly thing!LOL

Welcome back!!!”

“Thanks, Big Foot!”

“I smell pine needles all of a sudden...”

“I was going to kick the habit too”

“To be honest, I missed you too, Tommy. NOT!”

“Just like the original, the ghost is insubstantial with no backbone.”

“I have my doubts that this is NOT the bear formerly known as Buddha. If you are the reincarnation of BB what did you do this wknd? Specifically...”

“Besides drinkin'?

Aw give 'em a break Gear Slut!

When I'm feeling sensible I stay away.”

“You're right TT. It's wrong to speak badly of the dead.

hmmm, more sensible huh?”

“Specifically, I had a party at my house.”

“Ah, wrong answer. Next in line please.

BTW, laqtis, that was great.”

“Reformed is correct...Ghost is an imposter.BB is actually back under his "normal" name.”

“Sorry, Lurker, but you're wrong! BTW, how would you know what I did this weekend?”

“Well, I just used government satellite tracking software. I punched in his social security number and - boom - not in Cleveland.

You can't do it with the older folks - they were born before the mandatory implants - but Buddha Bear is young enough. It only took a minute.”

“I'm the real Buddha Bear, shoot Ghost of Buddha Bear, he's an imposter!”

“It looks like there are other benefits to our being older besides the fact that we are smarter than the average Buddah Bear.

No chips on the brain.
No chips on the brain.
No chips on the brain.
No chips...........”

“....salsa and Negro Modelo with them chips”

“The Ghost has been busted!

I smell troll now!!”

“What the hell does a troll smell like anyway laqtis? lol”

“Was that a temporary vacation from TT to visit the Army recruiter?”

“Or were you busy building the electrified fence for the internment camp for people of middle-eastern descent?”

“i just received this from building security.

we were advised that a cell of 4 terrorists have been operating in the building. police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.

security stated that the terrorists, identified as Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin, have been arrested on immigration issues. the Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the building.”

“lol militia boy!”