Bachelor Party

“A buddy I went to Grad skool with is geting married next weekend, and he had his bachelor party yesterday. He's from Marienville, PA in the Alleghny National Forest and the party was at a house and property they've had for many generations (their family has been there soooo long, they once owned almost 6000 acres hid dad was telling me).

Those backwoods boys know how to have fun. The party started with, of course, a keg of beer. Had a case of shotgun shells and two cases of clay pigeons, and shot guns till the ammo was gone. Drank more beer. Cooked and ate venison, elk and duck (just killed that morning) on the grill. Drank more beer. There was a huge pile of dirt his dad had hauled in, and after hours of discussion and debating, they took turns driving their 4x4s up and over...after numerous times of high-centering on the crest, they finally decided to give it up...noone made it over successfully. Drank more beer. Made a huge bonfire and stood around shooting the breeze. Nate was trigger happy and periodically would bring out one of his guns and blast off some rounds. Drank even more beer. The day/night culminated in a crazy poker game (where I didn't win a hand all night).

I had a freakin' blast!!! Another favorite bachelor party I went to, we played paintball all day and drank beer all night. Simple, innocent and fun.

It's funny how the two bachelor parties I had the most fun at didn't have XXX movies and stripper(s)!”

“...just drunks with guns....”

“Oh, I thought BB was back”

“Maybe this was a NRA meeting and not a bachelor party. Someone notify Spock. It sounds like NASCAR fans have infiltrated the NRA.”

“WHAT!!!!!!! NO STRIPPER!?!?!?
See if I put you in charge of my bachler party.
............If I ever get married again.”

“That scenerio happens here every weekend!”

“Buddur you need to move to Montana. It would be your personal paradise. Shootin', Drinkin', Eatin' fresh kill, and Mud Boggin'!”

“My buddy just got married a few months ago and a bunch of us went fishing all night and drank beer. It was one of the better parties I've been to. I never did understand the stripper thing.”

“What's not to understand? Some nekkid chick shakin her @ss for a guy who technecly ain't supposed to ever bang another woman again till he's divorced.
...........And with all his buddies watching!”

“Glad you had a blast, Buddur. Also glad no one accidently shot someone, with all the beer flowing. Parties that are different are usually more fun.

At my wedding, instead of doing a stuffy reception, we asked everyone to bring pool clothes to change into, and after the church wedding, we had a big pool party. Everyone danced, took pictures, got drunk, danced some more, got thrown into the pool, had a great time, and still talk about it being the best wedding that they have ever been to.”

“That's a very cool idea Lyndys.”

“My experience has been that wedding receptions, liquor and pools are a VERY bad combination. Well, champagne and scotch are a very bad combination and the pool just makes it dangerous. I woke up with a splitting headache, split scalp and an "invulsion fracture" of the C7. Didn't remember a thing about the reception other than I was there. I'm not really sure if someone hit me over the bean with a 2x4, I hit the board (I'm not a very good diver) or the edge of the pool. Stick to guns and beer!”

“Clearly the bad combination is flyguy and booze. The pool and wedding reception are blameless.”

“"What's not to understand?"

I just never understood why a normal, red blooded[READ: horny] guy would want to sit there looking at a woman who is unatainable, and know he can't have her and will only become even more sexually frustrated. I find it degrading to women (the strpper and the woman you're to marry)too. If 'Fudy-Dudy' fits me, so be it. I don't like porn either.

Besides, who wants to sit there and sport wood "...........And with all his buddies watching!"

Rip away on me! 8)”

“Holy Mac and Cheese! I guess I won't be using that idea.”

“Nigal, You don't hire dancers for a bachelor party. You hire hookers who strip. They are a little more pricey, but eliminate the sexual frustration.”

“EEEEWWWWW! I'm outta' here.”

“LOL! My mistake bacpac! LOL!”

“Hmmm, I never thought of newgirl as a dancer.”

“I guess some people know how to drink and some people don't! No bad experiences at my reception, except that my brother-in-law was unhappy that he wasn't allowed to bring his kids. But kids and pools are bad combinations, at large crowded parties involving drinking. Newgirl, I think the idea is a safe one when hordes of family patriarchs and matriarchs are present. No one would dare embarrass my 4' 11" spitfire grandmother.”

“Good point Lyndys. Plus bacpac could be right about the flyguy/booze thing.”

“lyndy brings up a good point that relates to ALL gatherings.

why to folks, with kids, pitch a fit when the party is not for kids? if you want to be a good parent, then don't go. some social gatherings are meant for adults (who drink alot, THEN act like they are all kids.)”

“The funniest part was the garter toss and bouquet toss. My eighteen year old cousin caught the garter and had to put it on his 50 year old beautiful aunt, who proceeded to pull her skirt up past her hip. We all fell over laughing at his bright red face and shaking hands.”

“Stripers are for the married guys at the bachelor parties.”

“Hey Buddur, what sort of guns did yall use when you "stood around shooting the breeze?"”

“The POOL PARTY sounds pretty good.

The guns and beer and 4X4 thing sounds like a FOOL PARTY!

bacpac and a buncha ho's.......OK, party on!
Da bigshot wid da money!”

“I'd rather date or marry a man that dates women and gets sex, and doesn't have to pay for it. I know what you are thinking, men always pay for it in the end, but if call enjoying a woman's company on a date and paying for a movie or dinner as paying for it, then you are a cheap, cold b@stard.”

“At least with a hooker you know your gonna score.
Cut out all the BS and do the deed. Afterwards, You can watch a football game or something.

























hehehehe
Jest kiddin.”

“dude, your girlfriend looks real sweet. You don't want to mess around with hookers for moral & contagious reasons. I look at them as filthy, ewwww.”

“Thread degradation at it's finest..and just what the heck does "....sport wood" mean anyway??

Nigal? Care to give an interactive descriptive talk on the subject??”

“My next door neighbor's name is Dick. My husband said to me "I don't want to dick around" in front of him. I was mortified.

My father-in-laws name is Woody. I hate calling him by name.”

“LH,

Reminds me of the scene in 'Austin Powers' when the phallic-shaped (with round gas tanks attached at the base)spaceship was taking off.

Cameos with Woody Harrelson and Willie Nelson.”

“That's a great movie!”

“Yo-ho-ho

Why pay when there are so many willing to give it away?
.......Or at least share it!”