ha ha ha ha

“I've messing with the guy down the hall for a while and I just have to share. We are all running windows 2000 here, and we are all set up in the same workgroup. This means with the right permission settings, we can have remote access of each others comps. Well, most of us are smart enough that we set all the security stuff to prevent anybody unauthorized from changing anything, even if we leave our comps unlocked. The guy next door to me isn't that bright however. So now I am an admin on his comp and have complete remote access to it through some nifty little NT service tools. I can change his settings, run programs, quit programs, shut his comp down, just about anything, from my room. The best part is, he doesn't know it. This is some good fun.”

“Meany”

“Man that is so UNCOOOOOL!!!! LOL!”

“he's going to piss in your tequila, for this.”

“Man that is so COOOOOL!!! LOL!

DM, if the dudes parents ever come to visit him, open up lots of porn sites when they walk in the room, and open your door to hear them yell @ him.”

“DM, I'm disappointed in you.”

“Ice you little perv, we all know that your Mom has caught you!”

“It's all in fun. I'm not destroying anything on his comp, just messing with his head a little. If I were going to be mean I would just change his passwords or flash a new bios to his system, but I'm not like that.”

“do something already and get over it.........”

“So why don't you just put a trojan on his box while you have admin rights and then delete your admin account. He won't be able to trace it and you'll still have complete control.”

“I have been doing stuff, he just can't figure out who is doing it, and the way I have it set up, he can't get me out.”

“ski,
I don't have to, his rights are restricted to a power user and I am the default admin. can't delete my account without a complete reinstallation of windows.”

“The first time I got this message flashed on my screen at work I freaked out

'What are you doing? Why aren't you working"

AKKK! 2 days later, I found out it was a friend of mine (THANK GOD!)
deathmarch99, that's not nice Ü”

“Did you know that in Japan they actually have little cameras over worker's cubes, monitoring EXACTLY what they're doing..”

“DM, if he ever figures it out, your gonna get your corn flakes pissed in.”

“A commie in your cube?

Spy VS spy?

Little cameras in the toilet cubicles?

Do you wash your hands after you go?

Aw, c'mon.

Grown-ups don't need to do that stuff.

Uh, I forgot...

College is different.”

“man, you are e-ville!”

“People like you skeer me.”

“A hacker is born! welcome!”

“You're the reason I won't post a picture DeathMarch. You people get twisted.”

“Guess maybe you need to think about if you would like someone to do that to you. If you don't want people doing it to you, you shouldn't do it to other people. Carma will come back to you.”

“DM - Which dorm are you in. I stayed at Grad House West when I was there. What was interesting were the number of guys on my floor who had been there since the dorm opened up...perpetual students.”

“Yeah, Death, remember your Karma.”

“Hey, we all try to do it to each other. I've had plenty of stuff done to me, and I've learned from and and I've used that to improve my security. Now it's time to pass the lesson on. :p

Phil, I live in Wiley Hall.”

“Lay off of DM. If you guys worked in an IT dept you would know that that kind of stuff is expected. The more experieced the department the worse the pranks get. We used to Win-nuke each other all the time. FYI win-nuke hard locks your computer. It's a real pain.

First thing my last manager told me when I got hired...

"Welcome on board. Remember to save and back up your work often cause you never know when you will get win-nuked here."

Hey DM, do a screen shot of the desktop and save it as a BMP or JPG. Set it as the wallpaper and move all the desktop shortcuts to a folder on the C drive.”

“human that is awsome. Mean, but a great idea.”

“DM, pass the lessons on, so what you're doing is, like, a public service, I guess!”

“How do you do a screen shot?”

“Exactly what have you had "done" to you Death? What sort of "lessons" have you learned? Maybe you should go check out the girl's dorm.”

“Screen Shot:
Capture Image
Ctrl+Alt+PrintScreen
Paste image into an image editing program
Ctrl+V

You can paste into Word but it won't let you edit the image. Most Microsoft operating systems come with Paint and it will work if you don't have a real program like photoshop. Look for it under Start/Programs/Accessories Paint should be there.”

“C'mon Tea! That's not mean, it's our way of saying "Hi."

Win-nuke is mean.”

“Yawwwwwwn.”

“whats win nuke?”