A Sale for Gear Slut!

“Here ya go buddy. Click here if you want to go hiking with me.”

“LOL, more tough talk from the cry baby who talks big and then leaves. Now he's back again. Can you get anything right there puss? Going to leave and go and cry again?”

“Nice!”

“That is too funny!”

“Remember, you have to pay for the airfare and cab fare cheese d!ck. But I will take it easy on you and just raid your fridge instead of sending you a bill.”

“Yep, You have to love eBay. I never thought of going there for amusement. Now I'm going to have to spend some time reading some more of those auctions.”

“Only if I don't break your hands during the beating that I'll give you. The best part is, you'll be paying me, talk about a "dream job".”

“BB, you're so full of it. I have no respect for you, you're just a wimp with a big mouth.

You can find some funny sh@t though.”

“I tried to place a bid, but got a message that said the item was invalid or expired.

I lost a bankroll at the casino this weekend too. I got no luck at all.”

“"you're just a whimp with a big mouth"
- Gear Slut

There are people that post on this site that have met me Lil' miss slut. They'll tell you that I'm no whimp, and I can back my big mouth up. You'd probably pee your little panties if you ever came across me, just like that prison guard in The Green Mile.”

“Yawn, you bore me tough guy.

When are you going to announce you're going to leave and go off and cry some more?”

“You two should get a room.”

“Yes, a room for those two.

I think the Bear guy is in high school from his talk.”

“....or maybe in prison eventually with an attitude like that.”

“My first guess is high school too. I can think of better ways for him to spend all that testosterone that is fountaining from the top of his head.”

“...but I bet he has all his teeth.”

“If he is just as much an obnoxious little pr!ck in person, I doubt he'd has many teeth.”

“Talk is cheap.

...and over the internet, it ain't worth nothin'!”

“Action is pretty cheap too. The high bid on the 'Whoop @ss' was only $1.75. I tried to bid $10.00, but as I stated the deal is defunct.”

“bacpac, I'd return your money anyway. I'd rather hang out with you rather than fight you.

My how times have changed.”

“BTW, for your information Gear Slut, I have all my teeth, but I do have quite a few scars on my knuckles from teeth I have knocked out!”

“.... and now it's gear slut's turn. This is great! I didn't even have to scalp a ticket for this front row seat in this fight. I didn't even have to sit through watching the lighweights fight first. Proceed........”

“These kids today.
*shaking my head*”

“BB, In all fairness you should not accept money from Gear Slut either. Kick his @ss for free!!”

“lol bacpac and lipstick hiker..... I'm a lover, not a fighter. You should know that by now!”

“Youth is wasted on the young”

“Wow! I haven't seen a display like this sense the 8th grade when Jimmy Thompson and Timmy Conner were fighting over Mary Jane Rotten Crotch behind the school at homecoming.”

“lol! I just hope it lives up to the hype Nigal.”

“Maybe you'de get more takers if you changed Kick to Lick”

“Actually it was quite sad. Johnny won (if you could call it that) and he and Mary Jane went on to get pregnant with their first of 8 kids in the 9th grade and then she dumped him on the Springer show for another woman.

The sad reality is that were you to fight Gear Slut and you kicked his a$$ you come off as a Neanderthal that can?t contain his hormones or he kicks you?re a$$ and you come off looking like the psudo-bully who has an alligator mouth and a humming bird a$$. Either way you?re the looser. IMHO just starting this thread and threatening people on the internet is sad enough, so why compound the sadness by acting on it?

Of course this is just my opinion and you?re free to live your life how you see fit.”

“lol Aero. Nah, I don't think that's an option.

OK, this has gone too darned far when I get a lashing from ole Nigal. It's a joke man! I don't want to kick anybodys a$$. My buddy sent me an email with the link to the eBay posting, and I was trying to find a way to incorpoarte it into the site, knowing some would get some good laughs. I know I did this at Gear Slut's expense, mainly because I know the guy doesn't like me anyway.

If you all laughed when you read the eBay link - the threads mission was accomplished. If you think I go around all day wanting to get in brawls with strangers..... I must be a good actor!

Damn, the whole thread is now ruined.”

“Budda, fwiw I knew it wern't you. You're a bit more than 6' tall.

I thought it was just a funny link.

Can't win for losin eh ?”

“Don?t sweat it dude. You don?t owe me anything. 8) I knew the link was a joke and have seen it before and I would have taken it as a joke 100% if I hadn?t seen in the archives where you threatened bacpac (or was it Nancy at the time) in the same way. That?s the only reason I took it even remotely seriously. And I can freely admit I don?t know how to take you.

Peace, love and crabs.”

“He has a reputation for false threats, hmmm. Why does this not surprise me? How could I have missed those posts.

The only scars he's likely to have are on his knees.”

“Hey!!!! In my script, someone is now supposed to jump in here and say:

"Can't we all just get along?"

Where is that cue card holder?”

“The piss in this here contest got stale a while ago.”

“cue card holders union went on strike last month”

“This was just an act? Dang, I had already collected a wad of cash from TT'ers who wanted Buddha to kick Spock's @ss.”

“Vulcans don't have a$$es. And, in the immortal words of that fun lovin' PCP freak Rodney King (just busted again for driving while on PCP) "Can't we all get along?"”