I'm screwed

“PSATs tomorrow and then I have the league championships for XC an hour after the tests”

“don't sweat it - PSAT's don't count for crap in the real world”

“PSAT is a breeze Tea! Don't sweat it! Also, it has no real bearing on your future like they're prolly tryin' to tell yaz'!”

“get a good nights sleep. tomorrow..., be happy, relax, breathe deeply and have fun!! it's all sport!”

“Dude! Kick some ass. The PSAT doesn't really mean anything unless you get in the 99th percentile. So, take chances and don't take names. You are a smart guy. Be confident and stay focused. Then, run like Hell.”

“psats count for sholor ships”

“Tea, you are screwed.Drink 8 pots of coffee tonite, sleep in,show up late for the test. Pick "b" on all the multiple choice and run the XC run in a tux!”

“Tea, I hope that there is no spelling portion. Iff ther iss yu r skrued 4 sher.”

“That would be scholarships Tea. If any of them include an essay you are in trouble anyway. Don't worry so much.”

“they included Essays, but I write well, I don't think spelling has a big part in it”

“Tea, don't the boyscouts give out scholarships? Aren't you the most bestest boyscout ever. They're sure to give you enough money to learn how to spell.”

“Once I get eagle scout I'll be fine, but until then”

“I believe you write well, but unfortunately spelling does count. If you spell every other word incorrectly they are going to think you are just another dumb Eagle scout. They only give sholarships to Eagle scouts that can spell scholarship!

I'm just giving you flack dolly! Just relax about the test and use spell check when the essays on those scholarships come up.”

“Drink lots of tea and good luck dude.”

“Good luck on the CX T. I'd skip the whole test and just run. You have to remain practical...if you can't spell "scholarship", chances are they ain't gonna give ya one.”

“Seriously though dude, good luck. 8)”

“I don't think I'm going to be getting to many scholoarships, but can't hurt to try”

“Good Luch, Tee”

“Good luck sweety. I wish you the best.”

“Good luck Tea. Remember, they don't call it multiple guess for nothing.”

“Tea, are some scholarships really based on psat scores? Isn't the point of the psat sort of a practice run for the real thing? Things have really changed in the last 15 years! Don't sweat it.”

“Don't forget. Your intuition will help immensely on the test. The only way to use your intuition and your intellect is to be in a relaxed and confident state. Unfortunately, New Jersey does not qualify as one of those states. Sorry Tea. Back to work at the FBI desk for you.”

“You will do great buddy. Education will be your greatest adventure.”

“First and foremost, in my opinion, rest. Worry about cross country AFTER the PSAT. Take deep breaths and take one step at a time.

BTW, you're not a senior yet, are you?? If not, this can be practice and you can do better next year if you don't do as well as you'd like.

Unless you're trying to get into an exclusive university, you'll do just fine. They just want to know that you can succeed at "their" university. They don't like drop outs and flunkees. It makes their statistics look bad.

Good luck!”

“The state schools in NJ have to take you, don't they?”

“Don't sweat it. I didn't take the PSAT and I still managed 1160 on the SAT. Just get extra sleep tonight and drink less than your usual amout of coffee in the morning. Being relaxed is worth everything. Oh, yeah, trust your intuition. I lost a lot more points second guessing myself then just trusting my instinct.”

“7:45 pm to 6:30 Am thats good sleep, no coffe, just a begle and oj. I'm sittin gin the room where the test of death will be taken. 5 more minutes till doom.”

“gin is a good way to start your day!

love them begles, too!”

“coagulations”

“Just think, twenty years from now, tea will have minimized this entire experience.”

“Gin? Getting drunk is not going to help your spelling abilities Tea.”

“BB's pretest cocktail.

1 liter of Jolt
2 hours of good sex
5 minutes of studying
1 shot of Purple Hooters

After following this regimine the night before, I got a 30 (out of 36) on my ACT's

This method is Radagast tested and HMWH approved”

“i approve! *hic!*”

“Here is a study sheet for ya Tea:

a2+b2=c2 (pythagorean theorum)

d=r*t

1 can of beer = 12 oz.

There are 180 degrees in a triangle.

12 pack of beer = 144 oz., or, if x = beer, then 12 pack = x2.


Good luck, hope this helps.”

“you don't need all of that, forr college!

just remember the 12 pack of beer!”

“Tea, in college you need to have a dorm rm. w/ ample seating (i.e. crappy couches and bean bag chairs) and a good stereo and at least for the first two yrs. a reliable buyer. There is no need for high test scores or good study skills.”

“The HMWH TT Division PSAT Pretest.

1. If Spock travelled at a rate of 100 mph on a boat across the ocean to the middle east in a time of 4 days, would anyone miss him?

a. No
b. Yes
c. Vulcans can't travel by boat.
d. Spock is a troll, therefore he can't travel.


2. There are 24 ice cold beers in a garbadge can. If Radagast and Buddha Bear enter the room with the beer for 4 hours, how many beers will there be left?

a. 2
b. 0
c. 24
d. 9

3. Write a peom, Bigfoot style.

4. If bacpac goes hunting and kills two deer, and the ratio of bucks to deer in the south is 1:4, what are the odds that one of the deer is a buck?
a. 1:8
b. 1:16
c. 1:1
d. None of the above, bacpac would never be able to bag two deers.

5. If Joy bakes 24 cookies, and Birch eats 4, Joy eats two, Smiley Girl eats 2, Adveture girl eats 1, Lesubtil eats 2, RL eats 3, How many did Buddha Bear eat?

a. 6
b. 10
c. did I eat that many?
d. 0 - Bears don't eat cookies.

6. Montana is 300 miles wide. If Aero were to meet newgirl and they both started at different ends of the state, at what mile would they meet if Aero was travelling at 150 mph and newgirl was travelling at 10 mph?

a. Mile 60
b. Not enough information to complete answer.
c. They wouldn't meet, new girl is a radagast troll.
d. a&c

7. If violin as two trolls and pedxing has 4, how many trolls do they have combined?
a. 2
b. 6
c. We all know they have many more trolls than that.
d. 0 pedxing is a violin troll.

Please read the following and answer the questions based on the essay.

Teenage boys who are boyscouts need more lovin' than other teenage boys. If they don't get the lovin' they develop certain symptoms which can be detrimental to thier overall growth. Symptoms such as incorrect spelling of words and constant mastrubation are a few examples of this syndrome. Sex with teenage girls is the only known cure.

8. The authors point is:

a. Ice Tea needs to get laid.
b. Bad spellers are boyscouts
c. teenagers mastrubate.
d. eagle scouts get more lovin' than boyscouts.

9. What are the symptoms of the syndrome?

a. excessant mastrubation
b. poor spelling
c. a & b
d. none of the above.



Good luck Tea!”

“9. What are the symptoms of the syndrome?

a. excessant mastrubation
b. poor spelling
c. a & b


HOLY COW!!!! ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!”

“that whole deal was classic, bud bear!”

“Answers:

1. - a

2. - c (gojo and nigal arrived with another case at the end of the three hours)

3. - There is no such thing as a peom, learn how to spell dammit!

4. - d

5. - b

6. - b

7. - c

8. - a

9. - c”

“This is the funniest thread ever! I love that test!”

“Buddah, I am laughing so hard, I have tears in my eyes....”

“Tea...I think you're screwed. ;-)

And I am sure glad I don't have to take that test...”

“God dam budda, that was funny. I had some truble with these problems, and I will explain why:

2. There are 24 ice cold beers in a garbadge can. If Radagast and Buddha Bear enter the room with the beer for 4 hours, how many beers will there be left?

a. 2
b. 0
c. 24
d. 9

When I walked in the room there where 25 beer cans and a bottle that smelt like lickerrish. My good judgement led me to believe that rad snuck in a bottle of sambooka, and budda bear sneaked in a can of his home made crap.

. If violin as two trolls and pedxing has 4, how many trolls do they have combined?
a. 2
b. 6
c. We all know they have many more trolls than that.
d. 0 pedxing is a violin troll.

I don't think violin is a troll, as a matter of fact I have met him many times. Every morning when I look in the mirror to be exact. Oops I wasn't supose to say that.

----
I hate that test, it sucked, it sucked more then this girl that I met on the buss ride home from the meet.”

“and for XC we got kicked around the place. I hade a great finish and made 4th runner on the team, but over all we sucked”

“Doos yer dad live vicariouslee threw yu lick he doos hes dawg?”

“another one, gojo? ROTFLMAO!!!!”

“What's the matter, bacpac? Didn't bag your buck?



hee, hee! I couldn't resist.

*smooch*”

“"BB's pretest cocktail.

1 liter of Jolt
2 hours of good sex
5 minutes of studying
1 shot of Purple Hooters

After following this regimine the night before, I got a 30 (out of 36) on my ACT's"

Buddha Bear, I've gotta call ya out on this one...we all know that there isn't a sixteen or seventeen year old boy on this earth who can have sex for two hours! Unless he's gotten a hold of a viagra.

Too funny!”

“2 hours! one a man hits 25, studdies say that going more then 10 minutes is a mirical. Now thats unassisted mind you.”