Newgirl exclusive interview!

“Tonight! TT correspondent Aeroldo Rivera will be interview Newgirl. Enigma, or just a girl from Montana? This could be bigger than Al Capone's Vault! Stay tuned.”

“she's bigger than al capone's vault?!?!?

whoa, nelly!”

“I am expecting a descriptive interview.”

“maybe an "in depth" interview. huh huh!”

“Aero can "probe" for the details.”

“Now, now, now...... we've both promised "strictly honorable intentions". Just two TT'ers meeting in public. No pictures without a signed release.”

“Aeroldo, can you do your interviewee small favor?”

“Name it!”

“Would it possible to meet me in the center of campus? I have to go to a seminar thingy for my Ethics class that's in the library and it would be nice if I didn't have to trek clear across the campus at 7 o'clock at night.”

“this is getting weird.”

“Rad, what do you mean weird? You're the one w/ multiple TT personalities, one of which is apparently mine.”

“How about at the bridge and waterfall on the north side of the Library Bldg?”

“Perfect!”

“I guess the dark alley behind the Parking Garage was out of the question.”

“Okay, so at the waterfall at 6 tonight. Now, is there a possibility that I could have a chance to prepare for the grilling questions prepared by such a tough interviewer (I mean Aeroldo says it all)?”

“But the chain email invitations have already been sent out! How socially irresponsible can someone be. Elvis's public is going to be soooooo disappointed!”

“Sorry to disappoint.”

“Journalism can be tough. Don't cut her any slack Aero. Give us the facts!”

“His name is Aeroldo. Gawd, get it right.”

“Only the highest journalistic standards on a par with Geraldo Rivera, Maurey Povich and Jerry Springer.”

“A waterfall? Weird music? Pine needles? A couple of mountain peaks in the background? A parrot, and donuts?

There was a show, (I think when newgirl was a baby), about a place like this. A young woman was found dead, and only the log lady knew the secret of who killed her. The body was found by a waterfall. After an excrutiating number of lame shows, a relative was revealed to be accasionally possessed by evil, and was the killer.”

“aero is gonna get freaky!

yeah, baby, yeah!”

“Wow, I'm honored Aeroldo. Those are some really high standards you hold yourself too. This is goin' be way better than getting to go on Ricki Lake.”

“aero, check out her twin peaks!”

“Aeroldo, maybe you should consider asking your viewing public what they absolutely have to know about Newgirl. Any suggestions guys? Rad (the sicko), is not included.”

“Rad, you are newgirl? And you want Aero to do what to you?”

“Twin Peaks was a great show. I likedthe one when the midget talked backwards and told Kyle Mclaughlin who killed Laura. That David Lynch, what a genius!”

“If Rad is newgirl I'm bring pepper spray and placing snipers on the rooftops.”

“I liked Mel (or Jose, I forget the son's name)Ferrer, the best. I think he was the Medical Examiner or autopsy person. Always cracked me up.”

“Yeah, those autopsies were a hoot!”

“I think you are going to need more than pepper spray and snipers to deal w/ that many personalities.”

“i am an army of one!”

“As acting president of HMWH Club, TT division, you need to supply your fellow members with the following information:

1. Overall rating (face, body, etc.)
2. Bra size (an estimate would be fine)
3. How many beers she drinks before she starts getting a lil' woozy.
4. Any other comments.

Then we'll have a complete chart on her for our files.

Thanks Aero.”

“Pretty in depth, Buddha.”

“You should meet somewhere with a webcam.”

“We already thought of the webcast thing. It would be hilarious.”

“What's the deal here, you guys seem to have a fixation on trolling, women, and beer??? Or maybe your just trying to keep yourselves busy?”

“You hit the nail on the head Icegirl. It is specifically Rad's speciality.”

“Yeah, in real life, Rad doesn't drink anything but YooHoo and wears a chastity belt too tight. He gains stature online though with his multiple personalities. We're waiting for his Austin Powers persona, that will be a blast to read.”

“I would just like to know if you would still respect me in the morning?LOL!”

“Radagast is really a nice person and would never post anything in poor taste. No offense meant.

(Okay, put the phaser down)”

“I second Buddha Bear. All we are really concerned about is her 'doability' factor.

Does anyone really know who Aeroldo is? Is this really a double blind test?”

“i love yoo hoo!

it goes great with kahlua!”

“Aero is part of the HMWH TT FBI (female body inspectors). He's been on this mission since newgirl first appeared on TT months ago. He has successfully infiltrated the subject and will document the info. for the club.

He'll get a hero's welcome after the mission is complete.”

“You guys are going to have to eat your words! Hehehe!”

“Okay, it is almost 3 o'clock here. Three hrs. to go and truth shall be known.”

“What if in three hours, we stop seeing posts by Aeroldo or newgirl? We never hear from them again? What then?”

“Then we will have no choice but to conclude that, yes, she must indeed be doable!”

“For the rest of you guy's sake I hope Aeroldo's standards aren't as low as mine.”

“What if it turns out that I'm just an all around average MT girl, just saying hi to another TTer? What then? Bacpac, I thought you had only high standards for everything, what's the deal?”