Bullzeye.virus

“If you enter the Men's portal to the web you better use protection. I was there Sunday (for the sports columns... thats right, ummm.. because ummm... errr... 'cause I was looking for something about the UT LongHorns...) and McAfee immediately anounced that I was being hit by a virus/worm. I wrote them an email notifying them of the problem. No response 36 hours later and they still have the virus (I just checked)!

Anyway, if any of you have been there lately you might want to do an updated virus scan. The virus/worm is "32/nimda.htm" and its pretty new. One of the things it does is put a "readme" file in the temporary internet folder. If you have one there, thats a sure sign. McAfee.com has good info on it.”

“that virus is old as the mold in yer underwear, dude!”

“Hey gimme back my underwear its the only pair I got!”

“color coded, too!”

“LOL!
BTW: I am proud to anounce that after thorough investigation, the FBI has determined that those underwear were not the original source of any of the Anthrax thats been sent out.”

“whew!”

“I tried to tell you guys that I was a little freaked out about the whole "portal" thing. That word just screams virus. But would anyone listen to me . . . nooooo. See the Error in Judgement thread.”

“Wear a condom next time ped, I hope you learned your lesson man!”

“Actually, AOL is a portal.”

“Rad- variations of nimda are apparently recycling every 12 days, or so I heard”

“so is the mold!”

“OK Rad... you've got me pretty miffed. FBI agents came and confiscated my underwear. Evidently, someone told them about my thread, claimed I had "pinko" politics and were afraid I would sell these undergarments to an Al Qeda cell for us in developing ne bio-terror weapons. My girlfriend told them to check out the back of my refrigerator while they were at it. What a pain,”

“Ut oh... how did I know they were FBI agents??? Well thats how they identified themselves.

Come to think of it, they both turned down the beer and pork rinds I offered them. That means they were....

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Effete snobs!!!!!!”

“What a liar! "Girlfriend".....sheeze....no one would believe that.”

“LOL!

I realized I gave you some bait there BacPac.

If only you knew, if only you knew.”

“Come to think of it.... if only I knew.”