It's snowing!

“First snow. Southern Michigan. Big Flakes. End transmission.”

“can safely report that squall line is somewhat north of Memphis, end transmission”

“bright and sunny in north georgia. bring women and beer. end transmission.”

“Raining cats and dogs here. Trans endmission.”

“That's not snow, those are the scattered ashes of the Indians season blowing toward Michigan.”

“Sunny and 72 in Richmond County. Women and beer already here: hot and cold running blondes, take your pick.”

“Tilt is running?”

“Still plenty of bellies exposed here..........

Wuzza matta with North Georgia, ugly women there?

out”

“aLreDY HaVe bEER. BuRNed UP my KARs TRansmision CHASing WOmen.”

“I ain't blonde; they are.

You'll like this one Lyndy... Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.”

“Keg party this weekend at BB's. Lot's of young single women will be there, you are all invited, even Gear Slut.”

“Is this event in a cave, under a ledge, or in a root hole under a fallen tree?”

“Is this a BARE party?”

“There is a story about a young blonde who went into a mid-town Manhatten bank to take out a loan. They asked her for collateral, and she said that she didn't have any bank accounts or stocks, but they could hold her Ferrari, parked in the bank parking lot, as collateral. They took the keys, and said that they would process her loan. She was to come back in three weeks to sign final papers and receive her check. After three weeks, the blonde arrived at the bank. She told them that she had changed her mind about the loan, and would just collect her car and keys. They gave her the keys, and asked what made her change her mind. She responded that she didn't really need a loan, just a place to park her car for free while she was on vacation. (If you have never paid parking fees in Manhatten, this joke won't seem funny).”

“Hmmm... I think someone was killed for their primo parking spot in a Manhattan garage... in a episode of Law and Order.

Oh, I don't run, BTW... "Slow and steady wins the race," doncha know.

*G*”

“ooohhhhh, slow AND steady”

“It may turn into a BARE party. About half of my roomates freinds are former strippers. I'm starting to like this "Jack Tripper" thing.”

“It snowed here last week, but it is all gone this week. Sunny weather, but the clouds are blowing in today. WA state.”

“STDs running rampant in north GA -
begin transmission.”

“Sacrae Theologiae Doctor (doctor of sacred theology)
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“Sunny and cool here.
Transmission burning.”

“Sexual Torture Device!”

“You usin' a strap-on?”

“STUDENTS TOO DUMB!
(little beeyastads)


...I'm going home.
/o:”

“Sunny here. :o)”

“Kinda cool & windy in middle Tennessee.”

“almost hiking weather hu Dude?”

“Snow is the reason God invented, sex, drugs, rock and roll, La Paz, micro-breweries, underwear with equipment holes, AND hot springs.

STD's - optional equipment.

It's not snowing here yet.

I need another excuse to go out to the bars.”

“Gettin there Pete!”

“It's 89 and Sunny if Fresno. Lots of unexplaned stuff goin on at the post office.”

“Still 94 degrees. Still not snowing.

Still haven't gotten an anthrax letter, life is good.”

“Can you send me your address then?”

“clear and cool in Memphis, already had an anthrax scare in the mailroom...no need for any more...”

“Yeah! Bring it on...had some last weekend up at Grafton Notch....it's just the beginning”

“null”

“You want to send me some snow?

Ü”

“somebody can send ME some snow!! ;-)”

“First snow fall so far this sesason in my area. BIG flakes too...no accumulation, though. 8)”

“I almost wish it would snow here (or rain) - SNP is very dry and they have invoked open flame restrictions - as in no open flames allowed, smoking only in your car or in a paved parking lot, etc.”

“It's very cold here now, and windy, but no snow yet.”

“It's snowing here! Woohoo, first snow.”

“While we had had flurries earlier, Northern WI got its first light covering on Thursday. Friday morning, however, we awoke to find 4-5" of wet snow on Rhinelander, which was added to by flurries through the day. The early season deer hunters have their tracking snow, but a forecast of warmer weather starting Sunday will take it away. I still have to buy a new snowblower -- that's my next big gear purchase, LOL.”

“HogOnIce, I just left SNP (we're talking Shenandoah, right?) yesterday after 5 days of wonderful hiking. Thursday they invoked a Red Flag Warning in Big Meadows Campground, but they still allowed campfires which surprised me. Like you said, it was very dry, dry leaves everywhere with 40+ mph winds and 20 degree temp. It sure could have snowed and I felt like I was back on a White Mts summit! I hammered home the stakes on my TNF Roadrunner tent but when I poked my head out at 3am, I saw Dorothy and Toto fly by.”

“holy cow. we're suddenly getting snow dumped on us. i hope it quits, soon! ack!”

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

“i might have to go jeeping, on my lunch break! yee-haw!”

“So by snow "dumping on you" you mean 2 inches or so? QUICK run for the grocery, stock up on tp and water! It's winter storm 2002!!!! LOL. Southernerz...just teasing ya Raddy. Be careful driving down there with all those Ohio Yahoos on the ice! Maybe ya'll get to go home from work early.”

“damned ohio yahoos!”

“It's snowing here too. We're not supposed to get much, but LA(lower Alabama) is supposed to get up to 5"”

“HA-ha!



however, it DID snow a little on New Year's Eve...hahahahahaha, i kill me!”