It's snowing!

“It's flakey in Augusta.”

“hell, it's Always flakey in Augusta.”

“I haven't left the house yet...just realized it's snowing...Has Augusta come to a screeching halt yet? LOL.”

“It doesn't screech like it used to. We have anti-lock brakes, now, *G*.

Hmmm... the flakes are getting larger and more frequent.


ALBINO BRAIN-EATERS!”

“Are you sure they're not body snatcher pods disguised as snow flakes?”

“Hope this weather won't keep the cable man away...it would suck if I took the day off for nothin'! :)”

“Uh oh! Goose is expecting a visit from the cable guy!”

“knock knock

"hello, mr goose. i'm here to "lay cable"."

chika-waa-waaaa”

“"You mean illegal cable? Who told you that I want his name. You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal. And in this state if convicted, you could face up to a 500 dollar penalty, or spend six months in a correctional faciiiiillity.
Huuuuhh, I'm just jerkin' you're chain. You are too easy. Wake up little snoozie, smell the smellin' salt. I'll juice you up."”

“"...but LA(lower Alabama) is supposed to get up to 5"

dayhiker
09:30:56 AM
01/02/02

All of my years of growing up in LA and never a single snowflake...and now they are going to get 5"???? What is the world coming to??”

“LMAO @ all y'all!”

“
All of my years of growing up in LA and never a single snowflake...and now they are going to get 5"???? What is the world coming to??"
chili36
10:49:17 AM

Must be global warming.
01/02/02”

“Actually, I heard Montgomery is getting about 5". I misled you about LA. LA is supposed to get some snow.”

“We may get some snow in the mid-Atlantics on Sunday...”

“Yeah, it's an 890K wav file. I was just looking for the lyrics...”

“Darn. It's at the bottom, entitled "Underwear".”

“Nope. Not clicking on anything that involves underwear. Thanks anyway.”

“"You mean you've never double-clicked your mouse?"
--*American Pie*”

“"Actually, I heard Montgomery is getting about 5". I misled you about LA. LA is supposed to get some snow."

dayhiker
11:33:44 AM
01/02/02

That explains it. Montgomery is about 100 miles north of the northernmost fringe of LA.”

“I can't get the durn link to work anyway so you're all safe for the time being.”

“It was supposed to snow today in SE La. but nothing so far. Damn, I gotta move up north and/or west.”

“What is going on I want snow!!!!!I want to go snowshoeing!!!!!!Please ask god to give us some snow????

Crazy Mike”

“We got some flakes in Charlotte!

Oh, and it snowed too.

I'm the only one at work, and if it stays this way it should be a good day.”

“Well, I survived the visit from the cable guy, but he did manage to knock out my cable modem for most of the day...you just can't get good help these days! LOL.

As for the weather update, well...it started snowing again this morning. Does that mean I get to stay home again???”

“*Break* In Norfolk and Virginia Beach there is snow. Everything is closed. People from the Northern States are laughing at how fast things were closed compared to where they were at. Northerners are now being beaten for wise cracks.... This northerner is running for cover.... ha ha ha ha, Going stealth mode.... *End Transmission*”

“i work in a building with about 150 people. there are 8 of us here.

i'm going to demand holiday pay, if they pay the slack-asses that didn't show up.”

“Goose's World...hey, check out the site I just put up...see, it REALLY does snow down here in Gawja!”

“Thanks for the webcam Goose. If you need us to watch your house while your out, let us know.”

“That's too cool.”

“like ohmagawd, it's flurrying in DC now! icky!”

“Weinie Southerners!! (OK, you can beat on this Northerner now..lol)

I LIKE THIS...... when my yard has just a small bit of snow, but YOURS has at least 2"......MOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHA.

Hey, ya better go home now, IF you did get into work. Ohhhhhhh, be careful..... DON'T run in the DITCH!!

Moooooooooohahahahahaha ;-)”

“I don't know Goose, I see a truck out front and a little frost on the ground. You say its keeping you home?”

“does the truck belong to the cable guy?

shouldn't he have left, by now?

heh heh.”

“Notice the truck never moves. I guess they're snowed in!”

“Isn't It Romantic...?”

“What happens if I hit REFRESH?”

“They just announced that the mall was closing...see, told ya'...no slackers here!

Rad, good luck getting home. Been listening to Neil Boortz, and he said the roads in Atlanta were closed...I thought you guys were prepared for this stuff???”

“Violin, if you hit REFRESH, men in black coats will come get you!

MOOOHAAAAHAAAAA!!!”

“From: TheWeatherChannel@alerts.weather.com[SMTP:TheWeatherChannel@alerts.weather.com]
Reply To: severealerts@talk2.weather.com
Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 10:24 AM
To: rmfaulkner@mindspring.com
Subject: WINTER STORM WARNING UNTIL THU JAN 03 2002 03:13 PM EST FOR 30904

AIKEN-BAMBERG-BARNWELL-BURKE-CALHOUN-CHESTERFIELD-CLARENDON -COLUMBIA-EDGEFIELD-FAIRFIELD-KERSHAW-LANCASTER-LEE-LEXINGTON -LINCOLN-MCCORMICK-MCDUFFIE-NEWBERRY-ORANGEBURG-RICHLAND-RICHMOND -SALUDA-SUMTER- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF AIKEN...AUGUSTA...BISHOPVILLE...COLUMBIA ...LEXINGTON...NEWBERRY...ORANGEBURG...SUMTER... 1020 AM EST THU JAN 03 2002

...WINTER STORM WARNING CONTINUES UNTIL MID AFTERNOON... EXPECT AN ADDITIONAL 1 TO 2 INCHES OF SNOW ACCUMULATION THROUGH MID AFTERNOON TODAY.


Break Out The Snowshoes!!!!”

“uh-oh G00SE... Look at Sunday.

==============
5-Day Forecast
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Thu - Snow
hi 35 F
lo 24 F

Fri - Sunny
hi 48 F
lo 25 F

Sat - Sunny
hi 51 F
lo 33 F

Sun - Freezing Rain
hi 46 F
lo 35 F

Mon - Windy
hi 47 F
lo 37 F”

“Better make sure your stocked up on freeze dried entrees and stove fuel. You may not get out till spring.”

“I just wish I had packed that big tube when I moved over here...too bad it's gonna melt tomorrow. :(”

“I wish I would stop typing "you're" as "your".”

“last night, i rode an innertube down the hill. jen thought that i'd been drinking! boy was she right!”

“If you can't find an inner tube or sled, cafeteria trays work pretty good. Just lean back a little.”

“I just checked my stash and it looks like I could hold out for quite some time. I think the ferret got into the Mocha Mousse Pie mix, tho'... If it wasn't the little weasel, I've got a Large Rodent problem.”

“I guess I'll be alright...I'm stocked up on Pringles, Graham Crackers, Peanut Butter, and Crunch-N-Munch!”

“i've got beer and an innertube. all is good.”

“oh my god, me too!! LMAO!!”

“I checked your webcam, looks like you've got 3 or 4 inches.”